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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Paddy's Has a Jumper (S14E14)

"pertinent information on his life."
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"Okay, so from what I'm seeing here,"
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"he looks like a pretty normal guy."
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"Yeah, it looks like he likes to travel."
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"He was recently on a cruise."
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"CHARLIE: Lot, lot of pictures of food. I love that."
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"-DEE: Oh, I love that. -DENNIS: Oh, I love that."
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"-CHARLIE: Don't you love that? -'Cause I know what I ate."
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"I don't know-- I want to know what you ate."
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"-DENNIS: Yeah, exactly. Right. -You know what I mean?"
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"-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Okay, so it looks like he's got a lot to live for."
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"-He's eating food. -Mm-hmm."
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"Or-or-or is he?"
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"Because is-- is that just what he wants you to believe?"
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"You know, because we all know that on the surface,"
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"social media... it's a lie."
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"All right, so let's dig deeper, shall we?"
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"this guy's wearing, and with the tucked-in shirts,"
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"it's a bit of a juvenile look for a man his age,"
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"wouldn't you say? I mean, he's hardly a child,"
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"but he's still hanging on to his youth."
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"That suggests to me that maybe he's got some daddy issues."
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"Plus, he gave him a comical name, like Mac's dad did."
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"-His dad hates him as much as Mac's dad hates him. -That's so sad."
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"No, my dad loves me. That... No, my name's an homage."
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"-No, it's not. He really doesn't. -My dad's name's an homage."
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"It's an homage to a hamburger clown."
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"But, uh, oh, look at this, looks like he also, uh,"
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"-Lame. -Where he met himself an edgy woman"
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"at a conference, and she introduced him"
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"to a whole new way of life:"
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"of Spider-Man. Butt-eating..."
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"Butt-eating? Where are you getting that from?"
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"Well... there's a certain glint in the eye, you know, a sparkle."
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"You can see that in someone's eye?"
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"-Oh, Dee. -I'm asking."
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"(gasps)"
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"-Have you been eating butts? -CHARLIE: Of course she has!"
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"-Nasty! -You are too much today, Dee."
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"-I was clarifying. -You're nasty."
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"-Too much. -I just was curious."
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"But recently the girlfriend, she's disappeared"
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"from his pictures, which tells me that,"
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"of all his father issues, and 'cause he's an alcoholic,"
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"which, she was thinking was more of a one-time thing,"
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"You got him. Nice work, man."
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"algorithm-wise, what have we learned here today?"
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"-That Dee's a nasty fucking slut. -You are so nasty."
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"-Okay, all right. -You nasty!"
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"Bryan O'Brien most definitely would kill himself."
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"-No-no-no... -So has your son exhibited this kind of behavior before?"
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"this time. I got to get in there."
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"-I can't let you do that, sir. -But-but, look, it might've been"
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"my fault. I mean, we had an argument..."
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"I assure you we're doing all we can."
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"We're trying to talk to him now."
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"-So just stay put. -But-but, hey..."
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"Excuse me, sir, I'm Jackie Denardo"
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"("Alone" by Heart playing)"
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"I hear you're the father."
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"-I would love to interview you. -(stammers)"
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"-(sirens wailing) -(helicopter blades whirring)"
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"Okay, guys, now we are on to "Should we?""
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"Is it our moral obligation, as Mac says,"
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"to keep this man from committing suicide"
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"I still think we just better, like,"
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"-let the cops do their jobs. -Mm-hmm."
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"Mm, I don't know. But we've already established"
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"that this guy could die and would jump,"
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"so, I don't know, the chances of the police getting in there"
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"in time to-to stop this guy are, uh, pretty slim."
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"and that's no good. I don't want to be that."
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"Yeah, kind of grim. I'd probably take my business elsewhere."
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"You don't have business."
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"Oh! What, uh, what if you lean into that, though?"
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"Like, we start to name drinks after jumpers or whatever,"
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"The Jump Shot."
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"-(gasps) -Lemon Drop."
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"-Right. -Oh. There you go."
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"You know? We'd put their pictures up, all around the bar"
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"-to immortalize them, you know? -DEE: Oh, yeah."
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"Turn them into martyrs."
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"That's cool. And we'd play music. We'd play music."
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"Uh, "Highway to Hell." "Free Fallin'.""
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"-"Free Fallin'." Come on, man. That's... -You know what we could do?"
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"-kind of bar theme, like... you know? -Oh, well, I'm loving that."
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"-Yeah, that'd get my business back. -DEE: You don't have business,"
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"-Cricket. -You don't have business, guy."
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"Basically, what we've concluded is that it would actually"
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"of "should we get involved?" is... is actually yes."
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"-Huh? Why, though? -Yeah, but-but"
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"W-Well-- No, that's not what I'm saying, though."
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"More importantly, that's not what the algorithm is saying."
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"You see, we've already established that this guy wants"
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"if he dies."
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"Now, of course, from an emotional standpoint,"
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"we feel as though we should get involved,"
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"we feel as though we should save this guy,"
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"but the algorithm is actually telling us"
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"that that does not benefit anybody."
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"-Hmm. -The algorithm is telling us,"
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"mathematically, scientifically,"
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"that this guy could die, wants to die,"
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"and that we should help him do it."
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"-Oh. -Hmm."
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"but feelings are irrelevant in the face of facts."
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"-Yeah. -Is that what I'm hearing?"
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"The feelings-- feelings just get in the way."
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"Like, if we were gonna do something like this,"
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"-like... -Mm-hmm?"
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"...you know, how would we do it?"
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"-Do we need to do another algorithm to figure this out? -CRICKET: Eh."
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"-Nah, I'll push him. -CHARLIE: Huh?"
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"What's that?"
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"Yeah. I'll push him off the building."
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"I don't give a shit."
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"-This is such a difficult situation for any parent. -Yeah."
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"If you could, would you like to say anything to your son?"
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"Oh, yeah. Look, you think you can do whatever you want,"
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"but what's mine is mine."
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