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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Broken (S01E01)

"We cannot have a girl"
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"in a band named Jenny McCarthy Tank Top."
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"I guess that would be pretty weird."
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"So we're agreed then?"
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"We put the kibosh on chicks in the bank"
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"who aren't Jenny McCarthy?"
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"Even a half-chick like Patty?"
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"Ugh."
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"♪ Jenny McCarthy Tank Top"
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"but there's just no room for you in Jenny McCarthy..."
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"♪ Tank Top ♪ Top"
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"And what about Allison?"
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"She's in the bathroom getting all dolled up"
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"Oh, you know,"
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"I'd say you could be a groupie, too, Patty,"
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"but you obviously can't be with Neil, so..."
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"you'd have to be Pete's."
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"Allison?"
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"Patty?"
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"Yes."
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"Obviously."
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"What're you doing in here?"
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"I'm..."
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"Nothing."
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"Uh..."
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"you sure?"
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"You're sobbing. No, I'm not."
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"I'm not."
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"Last time I cried was, like, 10 years ago,"
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"and even then, it was 'cause I saw a dog"
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"get hit by a car outside the package store."
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"What, am I made of stone?"
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"Even Uncle Chuck pretended to have allergies that day, okay?"
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"Ugh. Shut up."
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"It's been happening all week."
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"It's like a physical thing."
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"I can't help it. It's like a -- a sneeze."
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"Yeah."
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"I like to get drunk alone in the tub to sneeze, too."
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"I should just get used to it, right?"
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"of the rest of my life."
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"I'm like a monster now. I-I hurt people."
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"You think that's the worst thing you've done?"
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"I just risked everything"
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"so that afterwards, when it's done,"
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"I get to die alone. Jesus."
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"And I'm basically all dried up down there,"
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"What?"
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"Do you even want kids?"
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"Of course."
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"That's what you do."
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"No."
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"Hey."
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"Gimme that."
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"And before all this,"
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"you were the picture of perfection?"
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"Please."
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"Thank you."
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"No, I --"
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"But a naggy one. A naggy ficus."
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"Is this you being nice?"
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"I mean, I came up here looking for you"
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"not because things were going to shit"
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"and I had to talk to you, but because I wanted to."
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"I'm just -- I'm saying..."
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"if this is you broken..."
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"If this is you broken..."
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"stay broken."
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"Come on."
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"What?"
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"Come on."
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"In there? Mm-hmm."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey."
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"I like talking to you, too."
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"♪ Ohhh, oh-h-h"
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"So maybe we can die alone together."
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"♪ Oh, my love"
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"♪ My darling"
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"♪ I've hungered for your touch"
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"♪ A long, lonely time"
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"You are the right person."
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"You."
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"Okay?"
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"♪ Ooh, my love"
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"Okay."
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"♪ Ooh, my love"
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"♪ My love"
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"Is there anyone you can think of who's been in conflict"
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"with your husband lately?"
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"Anyone who... might want to hurt him?"
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"I don't -- Everybody loves Kevin."
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"Was there an argument earlier in the day"
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"with a friend of his?"
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"Uh, Neil?"
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"He and the intruder were on the same hockey team"
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"together at Burncoat."
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"I mean, maybe."
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"No, K--"
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"Neil's not capable of something like this."
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"You'd be surprised how dark people can be"
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"beneath the surface."
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"Oh, no. I don't mean capable like that."
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"I mean, um..."
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"You know, the guy who jumps off a bridge"
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"'cause all of his friends are doing it?"
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"That's not Neil."
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"Neil's the guy who offers to jump in first to see"
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"Who's throws something like this away?"
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"Uh, yes, please!"
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"No, please."
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"Come on in."
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"Good morning, Neil."
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"Neil?"
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"Good morning?"
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"Oh, hi. So-- I didn't see you."
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"And your cop friend."
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"S-Sorry."
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"It's actually great that you're here."
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"Can I get your advise on something?"
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