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Clips from Doctor Who - The Long Game (S01E01)

"We installed the vomit-o-matic too. Nano-termites are in the lining of your throat."
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"In the event of sickness..."
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"The walls are not made of gold."
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"You should go back downstairs."
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"I started without you."
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"This is fascinating! Satellite Five contains every piece of information"
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"within the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire..."
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"birth certificates, shopping habits, bank statements - but you two, you don't exist."
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"- There's not a trace. - No birth. No job."
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"Not the slightest kiss. How can you walk through the world"
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"Suki!"
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"Hello? Can you hear me?"
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"I think she's dead."
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"- She's working. - The chips in their head keep going."
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"- Like puppets. - Oh! You're full of information!"
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"It's only fair we get some information back because, apparently, you're no one."
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"It doesn't matter 'cause we're off. Nice to meet you. Come on."
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"- Tell me who you are. - That fact is keeping us alive. I won't say."
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"My Editor-in-chief might convince you otherwise."
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"And who's that?"
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"It may interest you to know that this is not the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire."
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"It's not human at all! It's merely a place where humans happen to live."
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"- What is that? - That thing's in charge of Satellite Five?"
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"That thing, as you put it, is in charge of the human race."
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"For almost 100 years, mankind's behaviour has been controlled by its broadcast news,"
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"edited by my superior,"
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"your master"
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"and humanity's guiding light, the Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe."
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"I call him Max."
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"Create a climate of fear and it's easy to keep the borders closed."
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"It's just a matter of emphasis. The right word in the right broadcast repeated often enough"
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"So all the people on Earth are like slaves?"
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"Well, now, there's an interesting point."
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"Is a slave a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved?"
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"- Is that all I'm going to get. "Yes"? - Yes."
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"Undo these. You'll find out how much fun I am."
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"Ooh, he's tough, isn't he?"
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"But come on. Isn't it a great system? You've got to admire it a little bit."
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"You can't hide this. Someone must have noticed."
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"From time to time, yes, but the computer chip system allows me to see inside their brains."
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"and all over the Earth like they're so individual when they're not - they're just cattle."
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"In that respect, the Jagrafess hasn't changed a thing."
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"- What about you? You're not a Jagrabelly thing. - Jagrafess."
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"- You're not a Jagrafess. You're human. - Simply being human doesn't pay very well."
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"- You couldn't have done this on your own. - No!"
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"I represent a consortium of banks."
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"Money prefers a long-term investment."
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"Also, the Jagrafess needed a hand to install himself."
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"No wonder. He's big."
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"- What's his lifespan? - 3,000 years."
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"- That's a huge metabolism generating heat. - That's why Satellite Five's so hot."
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"You pump it out of the creature, channel it downstairs. Jagrafess stays cool and alive."
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"Satellite Five is a life-support system."
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"- It's me again. - Don't wipe this message."
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"It's just going to sound like white noise, but save it 'cause I can translate it, OK?"
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"Three, two, one... and spike."
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"But that's why you're so dangerous."
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"Knowledge is power, but you remain unknown."
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"Leave her alone. I'm the Doctor, she's Rose Tyler. We're nothing."
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"Tell me who you are."
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"- I just said. - Who do you work for?"
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"Who sent you? Who knows about us? Who exactly?"
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"Agh!"
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"- What? - Oh, yes!"
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"- With his little human girl from long ago. - What are you talking about?"
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"Time travel."
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"Help!"
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"Young Master Adam Mitchell?"
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"Oh, my God, his head!"
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"What the hell's he done? They're reading his mind."
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"- He's telling them everything. - I know everything about you."
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"Every piece of information in his head is now mine."
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"And you have infinite knowledge, Doctor."
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"The Human Empire is tiny compared to what you've seen in your T-A-R-D-I-S. Tardis."
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"- You'll never get that. I'll die first. - Die all you like. I've got the key."
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"We can rewrite history. We could prevent mankind from developing."
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"No one will stop you because you've bred a human race which doesn't ask questions."
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"Stupid little slaves believing every lie."
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"What's happening?"
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"Maximum access. Override floor 139."
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"And spike!"
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"Someone's disengaged the safety."
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"- It's Cathica! - She's thinking. She's using what she knows!"
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"Terminate her access!"
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"Everything I told her about the pipes, the filters - she's reversing it."
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"She's venting the heat up here. The Jagrafess has to stay cool - now it's on top of a volcano!"
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"It's impossible - a member of staff with an idea!"
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"If it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign. Bye."
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"Let go of me!"
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"Agh!"
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"- No one will believe me. - They might believe a lot of things now."
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"- Humans will get back to normal. - What about your friend?"
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"He's not my friend."
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"- Now, don't... - I'm all right now."
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"Much better. And I've got the key."
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"Look, it's..."
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"It all worked out for the best, didn't it?"
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"You know, it's not actually my fault because you were in charge..."
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"This is my house! I'm home."
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"Oh, my God, I'm home! Blimey! I thought you were going to chuck me out of an airlock."
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"- Is there something else you want to tell me? - No. What do you mean?"
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"The archive of Satellite Five. One second of that message could have changed the world."
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"- That's it, then. See you. - How do you mean, see you?"
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"- I have a chip type two. My head opens. - Like this?"
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"Stop it!"
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"All right, that's enough. Stop it."
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"Thank you."
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"- Oi! - Sorry. I couldn't resist."
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"- History could have changed because of you. - I just wanted to help."
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"- You were helping yourself. - I said I'm sorry, and I am."
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"If anyone sees that head, they'll dissect you in seconds. You'll have to lead a quiet life."
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"Be average. Unseen. Good luck."
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"Rose!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Who's that? Geoff, is that you?"
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"You never said you were coming home!"
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"Hold on. I'll just take my coat off."
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"What's that noise?"
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"Have you left the back door open? Blimey, there's a draught!"
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"It's like I saw you yesterday. Time goes by like that."
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"Be careful what you wish for."
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