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Clips from NewsRadio - Negotiation (S02E02)

"Really?"
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"No, I'm not."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Can I ask you something?"
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"No. Why?"
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"This is MTV news."
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"whose latest album is in stores now."
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"Hi, guys."
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"is there any guitar work"
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"since he's the guitar player."
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"Hi. I'm Scott."
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"Hi, Scott."
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"It's "Pantera.""
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"Oh, right."
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"What do you guys think about that?"
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"Right, industrial."
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"We're not industrial."
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"Don't worry about it, Matthew."
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"I'm pretty sure Lisa will be back."
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"Uh..."
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"I can't remember."
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"Small talk? That's good. One step at a time."
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"I got 45 minutes to close this deal."
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"You got to be kind of sneaky"
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"and trick her into doing what you want."
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"and whisper the dirtiest thing"
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"you can think of in her ear."
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"If she doesn't slap your face"
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"she's interested."
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"Flowers."
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"Right. Or "I'm sorry"
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"Whoa, hold up. It's too late."
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"He's flying solo."
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"Would you be open to considering"
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"Done."
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"Time spent together?"
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"55 hours aggregate. Specifics to be determined later."
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"One."
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"Hey, Mr. James."
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"So, how did it go?"
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"They loved me."
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"When are you going to be leaving?"
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"Why? Why?"
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"You just had to go and be supportive."
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"This is tearing us apart."
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"I didn't realize my promotion"
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"was starting to turn me into..."
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"Well, would your family be impressed"
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"What, were you, like,"
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"I'll give Bobby a call tomorrow."
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"or was that just an act?"
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"Didn't they have any with just Beavis on it?"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Hey..."
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"What?"
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"I'd love to give it a shot."
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"[♪]"
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"That's everything, people. Thanks very much."
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"[COUGH] Promotion."
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"to the position of coordinating producer."
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"Congratulations, Matthew."
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"Thank you, David, and thank you, guys so much."
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"even though I now have more responsibility"
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"and more power,"
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"and no fancy title like "coordinating producer""
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"is ever going to change that."
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"Well, congratulations, Matthew."
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"I'd just like to say nobody gives a damn."
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"All right."
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"but I wanted you people to be the first to know..."
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"I'm trying to get used to the idea myself."
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"These things happen so fast."
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"I--I haven't figured that out yet."
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"Now, don't you have"
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"a particular woman in mind?"
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"In fact, I've compiled a list of wife candidates"
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"based on intelligence, looks, social graces..."
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"all that good crap."
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"Jimmy, that is the most disgusting thing"
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"I have ever heard."
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"You can't just pick a woman as if you're buying cattle."
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"Coordinating producer?"
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"or a meaningless title, so..."
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"I just want to crawl under a porch"
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"and die or something."
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"[SIGHS] I'm sorry."
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"It's just that this time of year is very rough on me, that's all."
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"I know. It's hard on me too."
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"Every Christmas,"
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"my family sends out this newsletter, you know,"
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"Really?"
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"Does your mom have her newsletter"
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"professionally typeset"
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"with full-color photographs"
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"No, my mom cuts out pictures of all the kids' faces"
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"and pastes them on reindeer bodies..."
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"Okay, tell me,"
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"I don't know, a newspaper article or two"
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"and what have I done this year?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"of the number-two news radio station"
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"in New York city. Now, that is something."
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"My brother, Greg..."
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"27 years old..."
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"just made chief press liaison"
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"for the Governor of Pennsylvania."
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"is chief resident at Mass General."
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"just invented some stupid computer game"
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"and sold it to Microsoft."
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"Wow, that's cool. Which one?"
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"I don't know."
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"Super-karate-monkey-death-car or something."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Um, listen, ahem..."
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"I've decided to recoordinate your duties for the day."
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"would like to see it coordinated a little bit better."
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"Matthew, your promotion,"
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"Ha, that's embarrassing."
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"So the title's more like a figurehead-thing then?"
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"I was thinking Marquis de la Supply Closet."
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