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Clips from My Cousin Vinny (1992)

"Hey, Dean. We need you out here."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I'm in the middle of a damn confession here!"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Whoa! Wait a minute!"
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"Do you know what this is all about? Yeah, they're fucking with us."
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"You don't believe them? No. They don't execute for shoplifting."
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"You think we're being booked for shoplifting, huh? No."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You're being booked for shoplifting. I'm being booked for accessory to shoplifting."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"No. Stan, I'm being booked for murder, and you're being booked for accessory to murder."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"It's time to make your phone calls."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Goddamn it! Is there any way you could contact your parents?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"How? Call the Chilean consulate?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"What are they going to do, send a guide into the mountains, looking for them? No."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"We need to call an attorney, a great attorney."
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"Do you know any great attorneys?"
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"No. I'm calling my mother."
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"Hello, Ma. We're in Wahzoo."
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"It's in Beechum County, Alabama, Ma."
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"Not too good, Ma. We, uh..."
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"We-We've been arrested."
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"Ma? Ma, please."
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"Murder. Ma. Ma, please-"
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"Tell her what we think is happening. What we think's happening is-"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You know how corrupt it is down here."
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"They all know each other. The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters."
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"Some of them do. All right, Ma, listen."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"We gotta get an attorney, and it's gonna cost a lot of money."
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"Can we use any attorney? I think so."
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"He says he thinks so."
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"- We got an attorney in the family. - Great! Who?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"My cousin Vinny!"
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"- ♪ Then he's sayin' that ' - What is that?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"' I thought she was thin I thought she was fat '"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"' So they change the game ' [Engine Knocking]"
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"'' [Continues]"
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"[Radio Off] [Door Squeaks]"
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"I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I don't see anything out of whack under there."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"It feels like the wheels went out of balance after we hit that mud. That's not it."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I think you should put it on a rack and take a look."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"What's wrong?"
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"What? What's the problem?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You got mud in your tires."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I got mud in my tires? Mm-hmm."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"How do you get mud into the tires? That's just a figure of speech."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"The mud gets around the inside of the wheel, throws the balance off."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You ever hear of that? Mud in the tires?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- No. - She never heard of it. She knows everything about cars."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Hmm. [Laughing]"
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"Now see, down here, everybody gets stuck in the mud every now and then."
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"Yep, we're famous for our mud."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- [Chuckles] - You just keep on asking about Chinese food."
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"Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?"
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"Gotta let everybody know you're a tourist. Come on."
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"Oh. What are you, a fuckin' world traveler?"
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"[Shouting Continues]"
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"[Man] Our jail was condemned this morning."
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"[Shouting Continues] Stop the death penalty!"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Unlock the gate!"
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"[Man] Whoo!"
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"[Clanging Continues]"
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"You know what happens in these places? Yeah, I know what happens in these places."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"And sometimes there's a big guy named Bubba no one wants to tangle with."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"He'll protect you, but you have to become his sex slave and do whatever he wants."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"There's only the two of us here."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"What about those cots? I mean, what if they put somebody else in here?"
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"Stan."
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"Shut up. Okay."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Why'd they bring you in here? Well, I just got in."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me right here."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"He's sleeping, huh? Cute little guy."
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"Maybe I'll just start with you. We'll let him sleep a little bit."
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"I don't wanna do this. Hey, I don't blame you."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly..."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"and with as little pain as possible."
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"So, you know, let's try our best to make it a simple in-and-out procedure."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Relax. Relax. Relax."
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"You know, maybe we should spend a couple of minutes together,"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"you know, to get acquainted before we, uh, you know, before we get to it."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"What's wrong with you? I don't want to do this."
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"Well, I understand, but, you know, what are your alternatives?"
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"My alternatives? Yeah."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"To what? To you? I don't know. Suicide. Death."
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"Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other. [Laughs]"
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Lighten up, okay? Don't worry. I'm gonna help ya."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Excuse me, but I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here."
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"You think I should be grateful?"
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"Yeah. I mean, it's your ass, not mine."
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"I think you should be grateful."
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"I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I'm sorry. I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I'm doing a favor here, you know? You're gettin' me for nothing, ya little fuck."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Boy, that's one hell of an ego you've got."
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"What the fuck is your problem?"
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"No, no. No, no."
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"I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything."
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"Hey, Billy! Hey, back off!"
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"Vin! Hey, Vinny! Vinny?"
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"Vinny Bag-o'-doughnuts, how are ya? This is Vinny?"
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"I don't know where to start."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Have you had any murder cases before?"
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"Your first? Yeah."
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"No."
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"Well, I expect he's done burglary, grand theft auto, drugs. Right, Vin?"
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"No. Nothing like that either."
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"What kind... What kind of law do you practice?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Well, up till now, uh, personal injury. [Laughs]"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Well, you're a trial attorney, right? I mean, personal injury trials."
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"Well, actually, this would be my first foray into the trial process."
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"I haven't had to go to court yet."
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"Knock on wood."
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"You haven't had to go to court yet. How long have you been practicing?"
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"Almost six weeks."
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"But- Vin, you graduated from law school six years ago. What have you been doing since?"
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"Studying for the bar."
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"- Six years? - Mm-hmm."
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"That's a lot of studying."
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"Well, to be honest with you,"
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"That's okay. You probably passed the second time, right?"
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