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Clips from Drop Dead Fred

Movies 1991 1,098 clips
Fantasy Comedy

Credits

And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, Will you marry me?
"And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, Will you marry me?"
Drop Dead Fred
What a pile of shit.
"What a pile of shit."
Drop Dead Fred
God, that hurts so much when I say it out loud.
"God, that hurts so much when I say it out loud."
Drop Dead Fred
Charles, this is really...
"Charles, this is really..."
Drop Dead Fred
- I did? Annabelle? Is that her name? - Yes.
"- I did? Annabelle? Is that her name? - Yes."
Drop Dead Fred
I couldn’t help myself. I've been smitten by Annabelle.
"I couldn’t help myself. I've been smitten by Annabelle."
Drop Dead Fred
I have been pounded flat on the anvil of love like a piece of veal with a salad on top.
"I have been pounded flat on the anvil of love like a piece of veal with a salad on top."
Drop Dead Fred
Charles, this is really important to me.
"Charles, this is really important to me."
Drop Dead Fred
He wants to move out and go live with Annabelle.
"He wants to move out and go live with Annabelle."
Drop Dead Fred
I know.
"I know."
Drop Dead Fred
If I could just be alone with him.
"If I could just be alone with him."
Drop Dead Fred
Yes. I’ve got my car.
"Yes. I’ve got my car."
Drop Dead Fred
I guess I'll stay in the apartment but, Janie, I really want him back.
"I guess I'll stay in the apartment but, Janie, I really want him back."
Drop Dead Fred
If I could just get him alone and talk to him.
"If I could just get him alone and talk to him."
Drop Dead Fred
Janie?
"Janie?"
Drop Dead Fred
All in one lunch hour?
"All in one lunch hour?"
Drop Dead Fred
(Judge) Counsel, advise your client to keep his remarks to himself.
"(Judge) Counsel, advise your client to keep his remarks to himself."
Drop Dead Fred
- I’m sorry. - So am I.
"- I’m sorry. - So am I."
Drop Dead Fred
You’re fired.
"You’re fired."
Drop Dead Fred
Lizzie?
"Lizzie?"
Drop Dead Fred
- Elizabeth Cronin? - Yeah.
"- Elizabeth Cronin? - Yeah."
Drop Dead Fred
- Mickey. Goodness. - Yeah!
"- Mickey. Goodness. - Yeah!"
Drop Dead Fred
- Do you work here? - No.
"- Do you work here? - No."
Drop Dead Fred
- Neither do I. - No. I had a divorce here.
"- Neither do I. - No. I had a divorce here."
Drop Dead Fred
- Divorce? - Yes.
"- Divorce? - Yes."
Drop Dead Fred
She’s a lot to handle. She’s a lot like you used to be.
"She’s a lot to handle. She’s a lot like you used to be."
Drop Dead Fred
No one believed me.
"No one believed me."
Drop Dead Fred
Do you remember the time you and Fred came over to borrow my father’s electric shaver?
"Do you remember the time you and Fred came over to borrow my father’s electric shaver?"
Drop Dead Fred
Yes.
"Yes."
Drop Dead Fred
Well, you know.
"Well, you know."
Drop Dead Fred
Hey, we were all a little afraid of your mother.
"Hey, we were all a little afraid of your mother."
Drop Dead Fred
I realise you’re feeling pretty conflicted right now.
"I realise you’re feeling pretty conflicted right now."
Drop Dead Fred
I feel awful.
"I feel awful."
Drop Dead Fred
I want you to do some affirmations with me.
"I want you to do some affirmations with me."
Drop Dead Fred
Surround yourself with light.
"Surround yourself with light."
Drop Dead Fred
Are you surrounded?
"Are you surrounded?"
Drop Dead Fred
Yeah, I think so.
"Yeah, I think so."
Drop Dead Fred
- I don’t need a man to complete my life. - I’m perfect the way that I am.
"- I don’t need a man to complete my life. - I’m perfect the way that I am."
Drop Dead Fred
- I’m perfect the way that I am. - I hate Charles.
"- I’m perfect the way that I am. - I hate Charles."
Drop Dead Fred
I love him. I really do.
"I love him. I really do."
Drop Dead Fred
- I heard. - Hello, Mother.
"- I heard. - Hello, Mother."
Drop Dead Fred
Cuddling is for teddy bears. I’ve packed your things. You’re coming home with me.
"Cuddling is for teddy bears. I’ve packed your things. You’re coming home with me."
Drop Dead Fred
- I’m staying here tonight. - Charles is coming here later.
"- I’m staying here tonight. - Charles is coming here later."
Drop Dead Fred
- I want to be here when he comes. - Don’t disagree with your mother.
"- I want to be here when he comes. - Don’t disagree with your mother."
Drop Dead Fred
Now that we’re home, everything is perfect.
"Now that we’re home, everything is perfect."
Drop Dead Fred
(Sobbing quietly)
"(Sobbing quietly)"
Drop Dead Fred
(Music speeds up)
"(Music speeds up)"
Drop Dead Fred
Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelique. Hello. You’re going to die. Ah!
"Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelique. Hello. You’re going to die. Ah!"
Drop Dead Fred
Mr Pooh.
"Mr Pooh."
Drop Dead Fred
My intestines. Not my intestines!
"My intestines. Not my intestines!"
Drop Dead Fred
D-E-D.
"D-E-D."
Drop Dead Fred
- Grown up? - Uh-huh.
"- Grown up? - Uh-huh."
Drop Dead Fred
Come on!
"Come on!"
Drop Dead Fred
Whee!
"Whee!"
Drop Dead Fred
Ah! Here it is.
"Ah! Here it is."
Drop Dead Fred
Mind your backs.
"Mind your backs."
Drop Dead Fred
(Humming merrily)
"(Humming merrily)"
Drop Dead Fred
I’ve got some dog poo right here.
"I’ve got some dog poo right here."
Drop Dead Fred
Let’s write something on the carpet. Let’s write, Mother sucks.
"Let’s write something on the carpet. Let’s write, Mother sucks."
Drop Dead Fred
- A game? - Yeah, a game, like we used to, in the old days.
"- A game? - Yeah, a game, like we used to, in the old days."
Drop Dead Fred
Great. Maybe you should give me that inkwell first.
"Great. Maybe you should give me that inkwell first."
Drop Dead Fred
Sure. Here.
"Sure. Here."
Drop Dead Fred
Four, five...
"Four, five..."
Drop Dead Fred
What am I doing?
"What am I doing?"
Drop Dead Fred
I don’t know what to say.
"I don’t know what to say."
Drop Dead Fred
I hid all night in the stupid garden shed
"I hid all night in the stupid garden shed"
Drop Dead Fred
and you didn’t even bother coming to look for me.
"and you didn’t even bother coming to look for me."
Drop Dead Fred
Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
Drop Dead Fred
The megabitch. Let me at her!
"The megabitch. Let me at her!"
Drop Dead Fred
- Is this for me? - Get me an axe.
"- Is this for me? - Get me an axe."
Drop Dead Fred
Well, it is a lovely day for it.
"Well, it is a lovely day for it."
Drop Dead Fred
Hey, maybe there’s a steak in there. We can drive it through her heart.
"Hey, maybe there’s a steak in there. We can drive it through her heart."
Drop Dead Fred
Uh!
"Uh!"
Drop Dead Fred
The bitch. She squashed my head.
"The bitch. She squashed my head."
Drop Dead Fred
The evil one reigns supreme.
"The evil one reigns supreme."
Drop Dead Fred
- Go away. - You want me to go away?
"- Go away. - You want me to go away?"
Drop Dead Fred
I said piss off but I did not say it to you.
"I said piss off but I did not say it to you."
Drop Dead Fred
(Fred shouting) There! Come back!
"(Fred shouting) There! Come back!"
Drop Dead Fred
- Ow! - Goodbye forever. I hope you die horribly.
"- Ow! - Goodbye forever. I hope you die horribly."
Drop Dead Fred
- Fred. - You’re going to be sorry.
"- Fred. - You’re going to be sorry."
Drop Dead Fred
What have I done?
"What have I done?"
Drop Dead Fred
Wake up.
"Wake up."
Drop Dead Fred
Snot face, wake up. Wake up!
"Snot face, wake up. Wake up!"
Drop Dead Fred
(Banging and clattering)
"(Banging and clattering)"
Drop Dead Fred
What are we doing this for?
"What are we doing this for?"
Drop Dead Fred
Let’s go. We’ll steal gold and we’ll steal silver and we’ll steal jewels
"Let’s go. We’ll steal gold and we’ll steal silver and we’ll steal jewels"
Drop Dead Fred
Let’s go, burglar.
"Let’s go, burglar."
Drop Dead Fred
- Hello, police? - Are they there?
"- Hello, police? - Are they there?"
Drop Dead Fred
- Hello. - Give them the address.
"- Hello. - Give them the address."
Drop Dead Fred
- How about the telephone? - Good idea.
"- How about the telephone? - Good idea."
Drop Dead Fred
- They’ve cut the phone line. - Oh, my God!
"- They’ve cut the phone line. - Oh, my God!"
Drop Dead Fred
Now it’s time to make our getaway through here.
"Now it’s time to make our getaway through here."
Drop Dead Fred
Now, opening a window requires great sophisticatedliness.
"Now, opening a window requires great sophisticatedliness."
Drop Dead Fred
Ha! Ouch.
"Ha! Ouch."
Drop Dead Fred
Right, let’s do it.
"Right, let’s do it."
Drop Dead Fred
Snot face.
"Snot face."
Drop Dead Fred
Don’t leave me.
"Don’t leave me."
Drop Dead Fred
- I’m no coward. - I don’t want to.
"- I’m no coward. - I don’t want to."
Drop Dead Fred
Look, you’ve got to be what you want to be.
"Look, you’ve got to be what you want to be."
Drop Dead Fred
Don’t you ever be like her.
"Don’t you ever be like her."
Drop Dead Fred
Mother, can we talk about when I was little?
"Mother, can we talk about when I was little?"
Drop Dead Fred
We haven’t got time. We have to get you back with Charles and I can do it.
"We haven’t got time. We have to get you back with Charles and I can do it."
Drop Dead Fred
- It’s from Charles. - More bad news, no doubt.
"- It’s from Charles. - More bad news, no doubt."
Drop Dead Fred
Dear Lizzie, I came by but no one was here so I thought I’d leave this note.
"Dear Lizzie, I came by but no one was here so I thought I’d leave this note."
Drop Dead Fred
I miss our mornings.
"I miss our mornings."
Drop Dead Fred
Ooh! Ow.
"Ooh! Ow."
Drop Dead Fred
You’re like a Lynch Bages 83, a fine wine that’s sure to age well.
"You’re like a Lynch Bages 83, a fine wine that’s sure to age well."
Drop Dead Fred
Charles.
"Charles."
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Charlie.
"Charlie."
Drop Dead Fred
- Shit yourself? - God, I thought you were dead.
"- Shit yourself? - God, I thought you were dead."
Drop Dead Fred
It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.
"It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred."
Drop Dead Fred
Expecting Charles. That’s important. I'd better go.
"Expecting Charles. That’s important. I'd better go."
Drop Dead Fred
Haven’t got a husband! Haven’t got a husband!
"Haven’t got a husband! Haven’t got a husband!"
Drop Dead Fred
It was only a joke.
"It was only a joke."
Drop Dead Fred
Want a cookie?
"Want a cookie?"
Drop Dead Fred
What’s so special about him?
"What’s so special about him?"
Drop Dead Fred
I’ve never heard anything so disgusting in all my life.
"I’ve never heard anything so disgusting in all my life."
Drop Dead Fred
Bleurgh! Romance?!
"Bleurgh! Romance?!"
Drop Dead Fred
- I’ll come with you. I’ll be your date. - That’s really nice but no thanks.
"- I’ll come with you. I’ll be your date. - That’s really nice but no thanks."
Drop Dead Fred
Janie!
"Janie!"
Drop Dead Fred