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Clips from Ballers - Face of the Franchise (S02E02)

"Thank you for joining us."
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"Calm down, Joe. Ain't gonna be no stripping here today."
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"That's lucky for us."
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"One thing you forgot to mention"
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"in the difference between me and old Strasmore here."
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"When I get back, I'm still gonna be one of the best linebackers in the league."
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"Why do you guys have so much animosity"
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"for two guys who played on the same side of the ball?"
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"You're the one who wanted to come on the show."
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"Bullshit. Truth be told, I wouldn't even have a problem"
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"with you if you didn't post that shit on Twitter back in the day."
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"No, no, that was a complete accident. Twitter was new at that time."
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"I was just getting the hang of it."
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"You posted some asinine shit about me being more concerned"
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"with my stats than I was winning."
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"That was totally meant to be a private message"
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"- just between me and you. - Oh."
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"- Just between me and you. - Oh, okay."
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"But truth is, you do hype your stats a lot all the time."
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"You can check the standings, old man."
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"Yeah, we both got rings,"
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"That's very clever and under 140 characters."
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"there's gonna be a time where you're gonna be retired"
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"and you can't play anymore. What are you gonna do?"
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"You gonna go back to school? You already got a PhD in talking shit."
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"Oh, shit! Oh, shit!"
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"Our boy just put the verbal smackdown on Sizzle."
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"Hey, that's the Spencer we love."
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"- Come on, man. - Come on, baby."
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"- Hey, Spencer. - What are you doing to us, Larry?"
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"Where's ownership on this?"
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"Let's hear your first offer. Wait, hold up."
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"Let me get my bottle of champagne ready."
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"Six of it's guaranteed and we'll add performance and team-based incentives."
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"- Plus incentives. - Incentives are gravy."
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"The guy deserves at least 10 a year for 3, all right?"
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"and start packing his bags for him right now?"
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"- I knew you wouldn't be happy. - I am miserable."
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"Don't you fucking Jason me, all right?"
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"I'm not hearing those cap excuses and I'm sure as fuck"
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"And something happened to piss you off, too,"
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"Their fullback tried to cut block me. Tried to end my career."
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"- Who do you think told him to do it? - Shit, it wasn't me."
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"That one's for Sizz, bitch."
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"Yeah, were his exact words."
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"Eeeh."
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"- Bullshit. - If I were your financial manager,"
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"I would tell you to shut it for once and just play ball."
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"You know what, Strasmore? You forget about getting in the Hall."
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"You were a dirty player and you was weak as fuck."
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"That's a lot coming from the dirtiest player in the game."
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"Maybe if you're lucky, they'll put your washed-up ass"
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"in the asshole accountants' hall of fame."
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"But let's just be honest, you're just as overrated"
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"at your new job as you was at your last one."
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"You need to turn your fucking hearing aid up"
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"- I'll be happy to come closer. - No, no, no, Spence, Spence."
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"You know it's not the time or the place."
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"It is the time and the place."
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"Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence!"
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"JAY: Somebody get him off him. Get him off him now."
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"JAY: Come on, Sizz, get the (BLEEP) off him."
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"Ain't he a little too old for this kind of thing?"
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"Are you out of your (BLEEP) mind?"
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"That was way better than talking about derivatives."
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"Oh, God damn it, I'm jacked up right now."
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"Is this what the adrenaline thing is like?"
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"You all right?"
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"Yeah, yeah, fucking fantastic, Joe."
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"Really. It was a great idea and I'm glad I agreed to do it."
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"I'll call you tomorrow. Fuck!"
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"(PANTING)"
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"All right, Dolphin fan all your life?"
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"- Hell, yeah. - All right, good man."
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"Jackie and Tamika. Great meeting you."
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"- Thanks. - Hey, stay away from football players."
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"- Okay. - (HORN HONKS)"
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"Hey, baby."
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"Hey. One second."
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"- Yeah. - All right, now."
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"- Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Speaking of which, you got any idea when Siefert and Berg are making calls?"
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"- All right. - Take care, Dwight."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I just didn't want you walking into a buzz saw."
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"You're a good man."
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"♪ Why the hell would you run this game? ♪"
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"♪ Both my hands are tied ♪"
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"Hey, Spencer."
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"Okay."
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"ANDERSON: Spencer, get in here!"
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh. There he is."
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"Love what you've done with the place."
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"Ah, thank you. Thank you."
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"You know, that ball you're holding is a collector's item."
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"Really?"
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"Coach Gruden gave me that 2002 NFC Championship Game."
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"- Did he? - Yeah."
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"Did Gruden also teach you to go apeshit on Jay Glazer's show?"
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"- I was ambushed. - Really?"
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"You were having a conversation on television."
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"I trusted you with this division, Spencer,"
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"and all you've got to show for it is one new client and a restaurant."
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"It's not enough. Can I tell you something? It's not enough."
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"it's costing me business."
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"I got multiple calls from new York. Multiple."
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"If it's one thing I fucking hate, it's calls from New York."
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"I moved to paradise to get away from those assholes in New York."
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"I understand. I'm sorry."
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"And it's why I didn't want to go on the air in the first place."
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"And you were the one who put me up to it."
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"You blaming me for you acting like a psychopath?"
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"No, no."
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"Our registration is in jeopardy now. Did you know that?"
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"I did and I apologize for embarrassing the company,"
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"embarrassing myself, embarrassing you."
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"I'm sorry. It won't happen again."
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"You can't act on every little impulse you have."
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"You represent something more now, okay?"
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"You're the boss here."
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