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Clips from Joy (2015)

"- That's what I like. - You ate a Panini in a coffin, Rudy,"
Joy (2015)
"A dusty, boring coffin."
Joy (2015)
"Then why did you ask me, what, are you a crazy person?"
Joy (2015)
"It's like having a conversation"
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"- with an insane asylum person. - What else, Captain Jack?"
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"What else was so great?"
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"And do you know what you are? You're like a gas leak."
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"- We don't smell you, we don't see you, - I'm not a gas leak."
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"- But you're killing us all... silently. - Retract that!"
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"Tell me what else you did with Sharon!"
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"You Creature from the Black Lagoon."
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"No! This conversation is over!"
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"Oh, my god, here it goes, watch out, Joy, he's gonna snap!"
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"Aw, please, you want me to snap, that's your whole routine."
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"- Hey, Terry! - Stop."
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"- Like this? - Dad, no!"
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"How's this for snapping?"
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"- This is snapping. - Dad!"
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"- Okay? - You're disturbed!"
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"You're a disturbed man!"
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"You're right, I AM disturbed! You're The Great Disturber!"
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"I'm sorry, Honey, I don't like this."
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"- I apologize sincerely... - It's not gonna happen, okay?"
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"We got other investors."
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"Dad, stop! Just don't! Okay?"
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"What do you say?"
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"Stop! I'll do it! I just wanna get you out of this room."
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"Hi, Guys, I'm sorry about all the yelling."
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"Hi, My Sweethearts."
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"- You broke things again. - He did."
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"I did, I did break some things, but Grandma was WRONG,"
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"so, I was a LITTLE wrong, but she was REALLY wrong."
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"- Yea! - Yea!"
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"Sharon never separated the wash, the whites were always gray."
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"- But you have that magic touch, Sweetheart. - Yeah."
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"- Can I give this to you? - Yeah, I'll take care of it, yea."
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"- Love you, Grandpa. - Love you."
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"I did your taxes, I did your W-2's."
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"- What is he doing here? - Sharon brought him back."
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"So, he's gonna stay with us until he finds a new love or..."
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"What do you wanna want me to do, Tony, I have to work."
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"I know, Sweetheart, but your father's a nightmare, we're gonna kill him... I can't..."
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"I can't take it anymore, NITWIT! That's the end of it!"
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"Dad! Up!"
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"You're gonna tell me how to be divorced?"
Joy (2015)
"I'm a provider, Tom Jones,"
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"I have my own business, I help Joy with the mortgage. What are you doing?"
Joy (2015)
"You sing all night at Angela Starpoli's club,"
Joy (2015)
"Okay, well, I'm gonna divide the basement."
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"This is not the proper way to be divorced."
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"I'll am about to be late for work, so please,"
Joy (2015)
"try not to fight in front children, okay?"
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"Especially not physically."
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"Rudy, do you see this? This microphone here?"
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"You touch it, and I kill you."
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"I'm leaving, please, try not to kill each of while I'm gone."
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"You've gone mad, this is all YOUR fault!"
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"Oh, God, I have to fix this."
Joy (2015)
"What are you doing here?"
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"What's the matter with you sending Grandma Mimi"
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"and her arthritis to take them to their friend's birthday?"
Joy (2015)
"You had a much better time with me anyway, with Aunt Peggy."
Joy (2015)
"Uh-uh! But I wasn't stupid enough to get into a bad marriage and have a couple of kids."
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"Don't bother your sister."
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"I'm here to talk to Dad about business. All right?"
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"You gonna come bring the books by the garage later?"
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"Yeah, I'm gonna bring 'em later."
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"- He's in the basement. - I know that you're here, I'm joking."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Kids, we're gonna do somethin' fun later, okay?"
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"We're doin' somethin' fun now."
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"So now we just need to get it back to New York City."
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"What's your name? Joy?"
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"- You don't seem joyous today. - Perhaps I'm not so joyous today."
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"Listen, I need you to speak to your supervisor."
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"We're gonna be having some changes, and you're going to be going to the night hours."
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"- Night? I was still making... - We're having cutbacks."
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"- Joy, I'm sorry. - Goodbye, nice to meet you."
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"I'm not payin' for metal that I haven't gotten."
Joy (2015)
"Why doesn't he just send the invoice? Send the invoice, I'll pay him."
Joy (2015)
"Hi, Dad, I want to thank you again for helping with the mortgage."
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"- settled the accounts, balanced the books. - Thank you."
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"How is that still legal?"
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"- What can I do? - After all these years."
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"I mean, they keep to themselves, it's their property, the police leave 'em alone."
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"- Why, you think it's costing us business? - I don't think it's helping."
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"Ya know, I'd like to go to the next level,"
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"put on a nice suit, ya know, go out there and get some accounts."
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"- Yeah, this is 9873, just checking my mailbox. - What is that?"
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"Yeah, I have a pen, what is it?"
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"13, 14, that's it? Thank you."
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"- It's a... 900 number. - What's a 900 number?"
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"It's a, ya know, a dating service for... widows and widowers."
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"A dating service?"
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"- You're not a widow or a widower. - What's the difference, I'm single."
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"I meet nice ladies, maybe we fall in love."
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"I have to fall in love or I'm not interested, you know me."
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"I know, Dad."
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"- Okay, okay, sounds good. - Hello, is this 7633?"
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"- I'll be seeing you. - Yes."
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"- G'bye. - Hi, this is 9833."
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"- Oh! Hi! How... How are you? - What a nice voice you have."
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"- Oh, yes, I am from Italy. - Oh, continental."
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"- What is your name? - My name is Rudy, what's yours?"
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"Trudy."
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"- Are you kidding? - No."
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"- Your name is Trudy? - Yes."
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"Rudy and Trudy, I love it. Let's figure out when we're gonna meet."
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"That's a good idea, let's have dinner."
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"I can come pick you up."
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"- I have a green Mercedes. - Okay, 6:30, I'll be ready."
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"Ciao!"
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"- Good luck with your date, Dad. - Thank you, I'm excited."
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"What do you think you're gonna wear?"
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"Polo by Ralph Lauren."
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"Do you have to use a whole bottle of cologne?"
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"- Tony! - You smell like my grandmother."
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"He smells like my grandmother."
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"- Gotta stay nice and loose. - Are you tense?"
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"- I'm tense, you're makin' me tense. - Dad, stop!"
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