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Clips from Lilo & Stitch

Movies 2002 108 min ★ 6.7/10 (99,504 ratings) 949 clips
Adventure Comedy Action

Credits

Read the charges.
"Read the charges."
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How do you plead?
"How do you plead?"
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Created something?
"Created something?"
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I would never, ever,
"I would never, ever,"
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What is that monstrosity?
"What is that monstrosity?"
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What you see before you is the first of a new species.
"What you see before you is the first of a new species."
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He is bulletproof, fireproof
"He is bulletproof, fireproof"
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So naughty!
"So naughty!"
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Oh... Good!
"Oh... Good!"
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and don't get any ideas.
"and don't get any ideas."
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Ow! Why, you...
"Ow! Why, you..."
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May I remind the Captain that he is on duty?
"May I remind the Captain that he is on duty?"
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Captain on deck.
"Captain on deck."
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- Gunfire in the cell bay! - Open a channel.
"- Gunfire in the cell bay! - Open a channel."
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Red alert. Seal off the deck!
"Red alert. Seal off the deck!"
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Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight! Fire on sight!
"Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight! Fire on sight!"
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What was that?
"What was that?"
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That's it! We've got it. We've got it!
"That's it! We've got it. We've got it!"
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Break formation! Get clear of that ship!
"Break formation! Get clear of that ship!"
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Where is he?
"Where is he?"
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We have projected his landing at three hours, 42 minutes.
"We have projected his landing at three hours, 42 minutes."
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Hold it! Hold everything!
"Hold it! Hold everything!"
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Earth is a protected wildlife reserve.
"Earth is a protected wildlife reserve."
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Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population,
"Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population,"
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Can we not simply destroy the island?
"Can we not simply destroy the island?"
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The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid life forms,
"The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid life forms,"
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No, but they're very delicate.
"No, but they're very delicate."
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What if our military forces just landed there?
"What if our military forces just landed there?"
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Does he have a brother?
"Does he have a brother?"
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Neighbor with a beard?
"Neighbor with a beard?"
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And to reward you,
"And to reward you,"
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You will.
"You will."
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So, tell me, my little one-eyed one,
"So, tell me, my little one-eyed one,"
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Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut-butter sandwich.
"Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut-butter sandwich."
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- Fish? - It's fish!
"- Fish? - It's fish!"
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Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
"Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?"
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I just want to dance.
"I just want to dance."
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You better not have rabies.
"You better not have rabies."
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Are you going to play dolls?
"Are you going to play dolls?"
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I made her, but her head is too big.
"I made her, but her head is too big."
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Oh, no.
"Oh, no."
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Hey! Watch where you're going!
"Hey! Watch where you're going!"
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Go away.
"Go away."
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Leave me alone to die.
"Leave me alone to die."
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Come on, Lilo, that social worker's going to be here any minute!
"Come on, Lilo, that social worker's going to be here any minute!"
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You are so finished when I get in there!
"You are so finished when I get in there!"
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And when he says, This is great. What's your secret? I'm going to say,
"And when he says, This is great. What's your secret? I'm going to say,"
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Bubbles.
"Bubbles."
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Do you often leave your sister home alone?
"Do you often leave your sister home alone?"
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Well, except for just now.
"Well, except for just now."
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It's coming along great.
"It's coming along great."
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Lilo! There you are.
"Lilo! There you are."
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Nice to meet you.
"Nice to meet you."
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I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups
"I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups"
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and take long naps and get disciplined.
"and take long naps and get disciplined."
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Thirsty?
"Thirsty?"
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Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation
"Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation"
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I am the one they call when things go wrong,
"I am the one they call when things go wrong,"
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My friends need to be punished.
"My friends need to be punished."
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In case you're wondering, this did not go well.
"In case you're wondering, this did not go well."
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- No! - No, you don't understand?
"- No! - No, you don't understand?"
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No!
"No!"
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Go to your room!
"Go to your room!"
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Hey.
"Hey."
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We're a broken family, aren't we?
"We're a broken family, aren't we?"
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Maybe a little.
"Maybe a little."
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I shouldn't have yelled at you.
"I shouldn't have yelled at you."
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I like you better as a sister than a mom.
"I like you better as a sister than a mom."
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People treat me different.
"People treat me different."
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I'll tell you what.
"I'll tell you what."
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Yeah? Would that be good?
"Yeah? Would that be good?"
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Aren't they beautiful?
"Aren't they beautiful?"
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Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me.
"Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me."
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You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!
"You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!"
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There it is. It stayed jammed under the fender.
"There it is. It stayed jammed under the fender."
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We better call somebody.
"We better call somebody."
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We're looking for something that can defend itself,
"We're looking for something that can defend itself,"
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something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
"something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?"
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So nice to see your pretty face again!
"So nice to see your pretty face again!"
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The kennel's back this way.
"The kennel's back this way."
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Except that one!
"Except that one!"
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Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.
"Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck."
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Yes, he's good. I can tell.
"Yes, he's good. I can tell."
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You'll have to think of a name for him.
"You'll have to think of a name for him."
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And there's a $2 license fee.
"And there's a $2 license fee."
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I want to buy him!
"I want to buy him!"
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What is it, Stitch?
"What is it, Stitch?"
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I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hair and punched you in the face.
"I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hair and punched you in the face."
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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Somebody do something!
"Somebody do something!"
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Oh, great! He's loose.
"Oh, great! He's loose."
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Your dog cannot sit at the table.
"Your dog cannot sit at the table."
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I thought you liked them.
"I thought you liked them."
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You sure it's a dog?
"You sure it's a dog?"
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David, I told you, I can't. I...
"David, I told you, I can't. I..."
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Don't worry.
"Don't worry."
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Is that your dog?
"Is that your dog?"
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Please, go about your business. I'm okay.
"Please, go about your business. I'm okay."
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Your head looks swollen.
"Your head looks swollen."
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Actually, she's just ugly.
"Actually, she's just ugly."
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and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
"and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead."
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- Hey! - Hey!
"- Hey! - Hey!"
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It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog.
"It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog."
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Hey, what are you doing?
"Hey, what are you doing?"
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Look at him, Lilo.
"Look at him, Lilo."
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'Ohana means family.
"'Ohana means family."
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I filled it with coffee.
"I filled it with coffee."
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Save me!
"Save me!"
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This little girl is wasting her time.
"This little girl is wasting her time."
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And another one! Why, it's a whole flock.
"And another one! Why, it's a whole flock."
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And they like me!
"And they like me!"
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Now, they're, they're...
"Now, they're, they're..."
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- Now, this is interesting. - What?
"- Now, this is interesting. - What?"
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Nah!
"Nah!"
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Nani.
"Nani."
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Well, actually, I just quit that job,
"Well, actually, I just quit that job,"
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Do I make myself clear?
"Do I make myself clear?"
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New job.
"New job."
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Model citizen.
"Model citizen."
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Mrs. Hasagawa?
"Mrs. Hasagawa?"
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