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Clips from Married with Children - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (S03E03)

"She's her own customer, Steve!"
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"All this time she's been buying all this stuff herself."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"MARCIE: Steve!"
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"The fish sticks are thawing!"
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"Carp tonight."
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"Oh, Peg!"
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"Could you come here a minute, please?"
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"What is it, Al?"
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"Did I get another commission check?"
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"Did I? Did I? Huh? Huh?"
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"Yes, you did."
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"Whee!"
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"Yes, "whee" indeed."
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"Peg, since you're now an entrepreneur,"
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"I thought it might be a good idea"
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"for you to learn something about business."
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"From you?"
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"Why not? You've taken everything else from me."
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"You see, pookie,"
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"since you're the only one buying your cosmetics,"
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"you're not really making any money."
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"Oh, yes, I am."
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"They send me checks."
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"Ah, yes,"
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"and that's what we call in the world of business"
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""sending your husband rocketing to the poorhouse.""
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"Well, like I told the girls,"
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"it's not very good."
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"Well, then, why did you keep buying it?"
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"How much do we owe for the cosmetics, Peg?"
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"Minus my commission?"
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"Yes."
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"Where you going?"
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"We owe a lot of money, Peg."
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"I know what I have to do."
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"CAPTAIN: You didn't make the noise, Bundy."
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"Whoosh."
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"Honey, help me hide these before your father gets home."
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"I have to get one of my fishing rods."
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"Hey!"
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"Al's aim isn't very good."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"So Peggy's got a bigger income than you."
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"to a two-income family."
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"Not like those frozen fish sticks"
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"she wouldn't need a head at all."
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"Talk to me like a person."
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"BOTH: To go where no burger has gone before."
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"You've been putting yours on first,"
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"I mean, what do you want me to do, like,"
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"Why didn't you sell any makeup, Peg?"
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"to the guy with the tranquilizer gun."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"The neighborhood women spray-painted it on your car."
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"So what?"
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"Steve, you've seen my life."
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"crewman Bundy."
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"Al, your life is pathetic."
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"Generally, we feel"
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"I make more money than my husband!"
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"$250."
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"Oh, well."
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"who actually bought the cosmetics."
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"[DOOR SLAMS]"
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"Oh, come on."
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"No kidding."
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"a mission to accomplish."
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