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Clips from MacGruber (2010)

"MacGruber!"
MacGruber (2010)
"and an M-16 in the other."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hand me that Incredi-Mop!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, mama!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Boom."
MacGruber (2010)
"One..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Kneel!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Wait!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Would you move a bit to your left, please?"
MacGruber (2010)
"for how things went down the other day..."
MacGruber (2010)
"There are too many guys. I need you to take two of these guns."
MacGruber (2010)
"I can feel it in my balls."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hello, Jim."
MacGruber (2010)
"One thing I do know, at the end of the day, Cunth..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, l can and I just did."
MacGruber (2010)
"Threw my Blaupunkt out, too."
MacGruber (2010)
"- No, you don't. - No, I do."
MacGruber (2010)
"That sounds like a real fun Tuesday..."
MacGruber (2010)
"- I'm in. I'm on the team. - Really?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Damn it. ls that thing working?"
MacGruber (2010)
"And don't worry."
MacGruber (2010)
"Turn off the fucking music, or I will kill this woman!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Get in, get in, get in! I'm trying to get in!"
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber, it's Cunth."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hey!"
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"Down, down, down!"
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"Absolutely not, MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"A lot less dead than they are now."
MacGruber (2010)
"Shut the fuck up, MacGruber!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh! Oh! Oh! I got that guy! Did you see that?"
MacGruber (2010)
"three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone."
MacGruber (2010)
"I got it, Rico. I got it."
MacGruber (2010)
"and you."
MacGruber (2010)
"- Sir, I just... - Piper."
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay, I think our definitions of low profile..."
MacGruber (2010)
"All right, that was too close."
MacGruber (2010)
"Fine!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Do you? 'Cause l think it's the other way around."
MacGruber (2010)
"What is the plan?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm gonna take you and karate flip you over my back..."
MacGruber (2010)
"This is Lieutenant Dixon Piper. Lieutenant, this is..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Your God can't help you, Jim. But I can."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, fuck! Holy shit!"
MacGruber (2010)
"God damn it!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Former Navy SEAL, Army Ranger and Green Beret."
MacGruber (2010)
"Do you remember the assassination of President Jimmy Carter?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Very little, unfortunately."
MacGruber (2010)
"Fuck you."
MacGruber (2010)
"he's gotta think he's got eyes on the real live MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"Vicki!"
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm in."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, Colonel, looks like I got myself a new team."
MacGruber (2010)
"You talk and you fuck things up."
MacGruber (2010)
"This is so awesome!"
MacGruber (2010)
"If you'll just give me a shot."
MacGruber (2010)
"K-F-B-R-3-9-2. K-F-B-R-3-9-2."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, I'm a realist."
MacGruber (2010)
"Might go for the turkey."
MacGruber (2010)
"of your little dream team of thugs, weren't they?"
MacGruber (2010)
"So we're gonna see if we can't make some contacts..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, the game has changed. But the players are the same."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"I was actually talking to the Colonel. Colonel?"
MacGruber (2010)
"of killer-stoppers."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'll touch him wherever l want."
MacGruber (2010)
"your shit does stink."
MacGruber (2010)
"I need you, Frank. It's serious."
MacGruber (2010)
"Fuck the brass! Let's go, man."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hey, guys, guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Cool it."
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah!"
MacGruber (2010)
"They were nice funerals."
MacGruber (2010)
"I do."
MacGruber (2010)
"'Cause I will do it."
MacGruber (2010)
"Turn off the music."
MacGruber (2010)
"But I can't say the same about the rest of you!"
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber?"
MacGruber (2010)
"They actually thought he was mentally handicapped."
MacGruber (2010)
"Come on, Piper. Come on, MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"And of course, in this line of business, anything can happen."
MacGruber (2010)
"because people are gonna be staring at me and thinking that l'm talking to myself."
MacGruber (2010)
"Can I help you?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I mean, I only have, like, two of these vests..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah, pop it in."
MacGruber (2010)
"Jesus."
MacGruber (2010)
"What are you doing?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Can I borrow your gun? I need something to stir this with."
MacGruber (2010)
"And I peed my jeans."
MacGruber (2010)
"- May I take your coat? - No."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, we do have one lead."
MacGruber (2010)
"might be a little different."
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah, it's really quite a sad story, actually."
MacGruber (2010)
"And that is non-negotiable. Who's first?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah. Sorry."
MacGruber (2010)
"You're being too hard on yourself."
MacGruber (2010)
"Maybe l've lost it."
MacGruber (2010)
"He didn't die. But he could have."
MacGruber (2010)
"What are the chances?"
MacGruber (2010)
"kick off your boots and drink a few Molsons."
MacGruber (2010)
"Vicki?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Now, do me a favor. Take some time off."
MacGruber (2010)
"thanks for being there, dude."
MacGruber (2010)
"but I am definitely going to kill that guy with the pony..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Let's just put this back in, shall we?"
MacGruber (2010)
"You go. You go."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm not going to use a gun! Why?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I don't know how. Okay?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay, okay. So what do l do?"
MacGruber (2010)
"God damn it, Miller."
MacGruber (2010)
"You're going to want to take the whole box."
MacGruber (2010)
"How do you make money killing millions of innocent people?"
MacGruber (2010)
"'Cause after I disarm this nuke..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hurry up, MacGruber!"
MacGruber (2010)
"All right, we got a nuclear warhead to... Holy shit!"
MacGruber (2010)
"No. I cannot defuse this missile."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hey, Cunth, suck your own dick."
MacGruber (2010)
"Open it."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, I'll touch him, rookie."
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