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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S03E03)

"- ( Sighs ) - I mean come on, private consultation?"
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"- Are you kidding me? - It's just a date."
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"- It is not just a date! - Oh, come on."
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"It'll be something to laugh about 10 years from now."
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""Fear is where your orgasm lies.""
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"I don't even know what that means."
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"It's the word, vulva--"
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"not sexy."
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"( Music playing )"
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"♪ You're giving me a head rush ♪"
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"♪ I said, oh... ♪"
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"( Ray narrating ) We didn't have the loan."
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"But at least Judy agreed to a date..."
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"As long as Joanie was there too."
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"Judy: Even during the Bush administration, when loans were literally--"
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"they were just flying out the door literally."
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"Yeah, the bush years were the boom years."
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"It's a squirt gun, okay? I'm sorry."
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""Give me the money or I'll blow your fucking face off.""
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"So I said go ahead, blow my face off."
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"Anyway, security jumps him, shoots him in the--"
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"- What is that? What is that area? - Groin!"
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"Jo-- sit down. It's the groin."
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"Now he's doing time at Saginaw Correctional"
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"and pees into a bag."
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"- Salut! - Salut."
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"Wow, it's really hard to be brave"
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"when you're behind bulletproof glass."
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"In loans, we're just sitting ducks out there."
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"Yeah, quack."
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"Quack quack quack quack!"
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"Quack quack quack quack!"
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"( Squawking voice ) I'm Judy the sitting duck!"
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"- Quack! - Oh, and salut."
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"I love hearing you talk about the bank"
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"and banking. I mean, anything that you're passionate about,"
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"I think-- it turns me on."
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"You know, passion, Judy?"
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"I know what turns me on."
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"( Moaning, laughing )"
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"Yes, thank you. Um um,"
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"- as we were discussing-- - You know what?"
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"- I think it's-- - I just remembered"
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"that I have so much work to do at home, so I'm gonna go"
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"- and you guys just have a really good time. - What, Jude? Come on!"
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"Are you wussing out? What about the private consultation?"
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"- You said you'd go first. - I'm not "wussing out.""
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"- I don't need a private consultation. - You're so repressed."
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"- I am not repressed. - When was the last time you saw a penis?"
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"Guess what, Joanie. I see penises all the time. I see them all the time."
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"You know what? Fine. I will go upstairs and I will--"
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"Go! Go do what you always do. Go fuck him upstairs."
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"- I don't care. - I'll fuck him. You can fuck yourself."
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"- Fuck your-- fuck yourself! - Shh shh! Judy, Judy!"
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"No, I am not repressed! I'm not."
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"Just because I don't shove my crotch into peoples' faces like her?"
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"- I'm not repressed. God, I hate her! - Okay."
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"When we go out together, I get left behind every time, always."
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"- You're not gonna get left behind. - Yes, I am!"
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"not tonight."
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"( Ray narrating ) Clearly the path to Judy was through Joanie."
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"I'm sorry, Judy."
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"It's okay."
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"( Sighs )"
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"All right."
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"Should we keep it going?"
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"( Music playing )"
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"( Ray narrating ) It was starting to look like"
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"the greatest date of my professional career."
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"Um, thanks. Thanks, Ray."
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"Uh, forgot my jacket."
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"- It's right there. - Yeah."
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"( Ray narrating ) Okay, I was a little disappointed."
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"For happiness consultants,"
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"a wellness center for women."
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"Orgasmic Living--"
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"Why is it so many of us have trouble"
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"expecting pleasure-- sexual pleasure?"
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"Even-- even saying the word vulva feels transgressive."
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"Even right now, I feel a little transgressive."
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"The cunt as temple, tomb, cave or flower."
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"I'd like to announce that the wellness center--"
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"We also offer private consultations-- very private,"
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"with a therapist. It's a female therapist,"
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"or a-- or a male-- it's a male therapist."
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"He's very male. And very private."
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"( Ray narrates ) But those who stayed made it all worth it."
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"Um, but I've-- I've never met this therapist."
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"- Thank you. - Sure."
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"Hi."
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"That's Richard."
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"- Mondays I had Eloise. - ( Glass shatters )"
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"Alternate Wednesdays, Christina."
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"- On Fridays, the Birmingham screamer. - ( Screaming )"
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"Don't stop."
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"( Ray narrating ) So thanks to a lot of fucking,"
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"I could finally fix up my house."
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"Ray: All right, see? This is neck massage."
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"It goes up, it goes down. Or I can"
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"do lower lumbar while looking out at the lake."
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"This thing's relaxing. You-- you try it."
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"No. I'm okay."
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"It looks comfortable though."
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"Hey, mom, have you seen dad's new vacuum cleaner?"
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"- It's like a demented dog. - Darby: It's really retarded."
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"- And who helped you decorate? - Nobody."
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"I mean it's mostly me."
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"And all this is..."
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"- is from substitute teaching? - Yeah."
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"Odd jobs. Wow, what kind of odd jobs?"
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"Well, uh, I do, uh, personal... training,"
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"for example. You know, weights and cardio."
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"( Clears throat ) Something sorta like that."
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"- Wow. - Hey, maybe, Jess, you ever think"
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"You know, so you don't, uh, so you don't have to pay rent?"
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"- He did fix the house, mom. - Come on."
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"- I told you, I signed a lease. - Okay."
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"I know. I'm just saying..."
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"Things get too hard out there for you,"
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"or Lottie starts driving everybody nuts,"
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