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Clips from NewsRadio - Our Fiftieth Episode (S03E03)

"I am on bended knee,"
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"Live, on the air, where our love first grew"
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"during the all-important drivetime period."
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"Only on WNYX."
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"Lisa..."
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"will you marry me?"
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"This concludes today's broadcast"
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"of The Real Deal with Bill McNeal."
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"Now stay tuned for a commercial break"
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"and 28 minutes of dead air."
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"This is horrible."
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"I know."
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"Will she say yes? Will she say no?"
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"Is she pregnant with the traffic guy's child,"
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"and they stoop to this kind of sensationalistic crap?"
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"I hate this. It's horrible. I hate cliffhangers."
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"What time do we tune in tomorrow?"
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"No, that's it. I want out of here."
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"Hello!"
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"I want out of here!"
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"Me too! I want out!"
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"I want out, and I want papers!"
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"in Ward 15."
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"[ALL CLAMORING]"
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"[♪]"
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"so, uh, come on back."
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"But, sir, I'm digging up some really great information."
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"Oh, it's gonna take me a while to get back."
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"From now on, these just might be my regular clothes."
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"I'm not doing the news with a man in shabby pajamas."
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"And they weren't cheap. I paid 15 cigarettes for these."
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"You guys go on ahead. I need to..."
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"All right."
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"Where you going, Mike?"
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"Gonna miss you, Mike."
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"Hey, if you ever wanna hear me telling a story,"
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"And if you're ever flying into La Guardia,"
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"you just know that I'm down there somewhere,"
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"trying to figure out how the hell to keep you"
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"from slamming into one of the other 50 planes up there."
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"No, thank you..."
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"18th president of the United States."
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"Hey, I...got you a going-away present."
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"Thank you."
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"Goodbye, old friend."
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"Goodbye."
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"How 'bout them Mets?"
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"Excellent ball club, sir."
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"[FLATLY] Tell us more, Joe."
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"I love baseball in general. I love all sports."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"because I'm not very good at communicating with people."
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"that release a lot of testosterone"
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"and calm me down."
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"how 'bout them Mets?"
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"[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]"
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"Well, he got a parking ticket this morning,"
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"with the meter maid, and well..."
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"Dave, this is serious."
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"Apparently, when someone who's been arrested"
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"What's going on in...there?"
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"as further proof that I'm crazy, which I'm not."
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"But come on, now."
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"with a light switch?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"You steal these outta the doctors' cloakroom again,"
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"I wasn't offering you one."
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"Name?"
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"So, what's your real name?"
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"Obviously!"
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"Just-- Just hold on a second. What, uh...?"
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"Hell, that's why I gave you the corporate credit card."
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"Now, you just do whatever it takes to get me that info."
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"in manipulative behavior. True. But, but--"
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"rational people I've ever-- I've ever met."
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"of New York City schools."
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"Well...the dropout rate is up 12 percent."
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"Oh. Ew."
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"And then what happened?"
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"So then Urkel decided to send the Urkelbot"
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"Why?"
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"I don't know why."
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"Why did he send the Urkelbot?"
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"I'd love to, Fred, but I don't really think that's an option."
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"See that window up there?"
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"Are you on some kind of medication?"
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"Bill, these people are insane."
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"Ah."
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"Don't be naive."
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"Really?"
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"and then they send me here."
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"Actually, I think that guy's really crazy."
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"You'll see. What? [SIGHS]"
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"Uh, Lisa, if I can interrupt--?"
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"What?"
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"asking for your heavy hand in marriage."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"I leave for two days,"
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"Hey, uh, don't you wanna change into your regular clothes first?"
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"That's sweet."
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"[♪]"
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"and, uh...you can always see him tomorrow."
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"Simple, my friend."
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"Ten-four. I'm gonna need to charter a helicopter"
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"No. For resisting arrest."
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"What were they arresting him for that he could be resisting?"
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"Yes."
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"May I have a cigarette, please?"
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"Oh, Mr. McNeal. Interesting case."
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"MAN: Hey, quiet down in there, guys."
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"Then how do we get back inside?"
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"I happen to like it here."
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"Freedom."
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"Well, okay, he's crazy."
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"Exactly how long do you plan on staying here?"
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"making out with the light switch?"
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"But I'll tell you what I'm high on."
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"Our New York City public school system"
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"is equivalent to five years at the Sore-bone"
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"you'd rather have Joe do it with Catherine."
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