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Clips from King of the Hill - The Substitute Spanish Prisoner (S06E06)

"-What? -I'm sure she won't."
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"It's just that running a fake gambling parlor..."
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"But if anyone can do it, it's Mom."
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"Oh, God!"
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"(woman) It's good there's plenty more where that came from."
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"That pays 4-to-1."
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"Well, how much should I bet? $10,000? Should I bet $15,000?"
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"Well, I could bet it all and win $64,000."
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"Yeah. On the other hand..."
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"I could just take my money and walk out of here."
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"But you're going to win! I promise!"
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"It just seems greedy."
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"(both) Huh? And?"
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"What are we gonna do, Peggy? He took all our money."
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"I should have listened to you, but I didn't."
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"I've ruined the rest of our lives!"
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"Open up, Vayzosa! This is Hank Hill!"
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"[banging on door]"
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"You hear me?"
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"Nothing."
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"And tell them what?"
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"That's right, Mr. Hill. Ain't nothing you can do."
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"What? Oh!"
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"Oh, yeah! Give me them bad boys!"
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"but you got everyone's money back."
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"I knew Vayzosa was too smart for a straight-up con."
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"I ran an obvious bad con..."
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"to distract him from my secret brilliant con."
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"would drive Vayzosa to stash all his money in his room safe."
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"Okay, okay, so I doubted you, like you thought I would."
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"-Then where would we be, huh? -I covered that base, too."
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"Yep. There is one thing Vayzosa never counted on."
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"Dr. Peggy Hill!"
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"(Jimmy) Oh! She pulled her thumb off! Call a doctor!"
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"And the answer, of course, is..."
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"""False! """
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"You can't show your work."
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"[children chattering]"
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"And today I didn't, and I'm scared."
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"especially when it's just my own estimate."
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"""The only intelligence-testing site..."
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"""Dear genius, based on your high intelligence score..."
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"Can we buy one?"
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"The registry will be presented to me at a ceremonial dinner..."
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"getting her name in this book that the lnstitute puts out."
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"but I'm hoping Peggy will be satisfied with eight."
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"But before we begin the presentation of the books..."
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"Now, I know what you're thinking. There's gotta be a catch."
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"I've always wanted a PhD, but $999?"
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"Peggy, are you worth investing in?"
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"-Who should I make it out to? -Cash is fine."
King of the Hill
"This coicludes workbook iumber 40 aid your PhD coursework,"
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"The lntelligence lnstitute sold me everything I needed."
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"Well, we get our money back by conning the con man."
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"Wait a secoid! There aii 't io fixed races!"
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"And that goes for all of you!"
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"[cell phone ringing]"
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"Is it lucky in here, or is it just you?"
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"Enough with this small change."
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"Looks like they're ready to go!"
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"Thanks for all of this money."
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"While you were talking, I was humming a song inside my head..."
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"No, he's laughing at you. He doesn't know I'm coming."
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"[banging on door]"
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"No!"
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"This is EconoSuites. We don't have room safes."
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"No! No!"
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"Iike getting our money back from the jerk who stole it, then I'm the guy."
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"Yes, I'll hold. I'm sorry you had to hear that, Bobby."
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"[ringing]"
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"(Hank) You know, if we're gonna follow the Cowboys around when we retire..."
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"[chiming]"
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"unless you want me to take that test."
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"(Tug) Aid ii the third race, it's Romai, El Tigre, Black Sky!"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"But that over-confidence would prove to be his fatal flaw."
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"Jay-vee-air Martii-Z,"
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"Luckily, I had you, Hank, thanks to you, Bobby."
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"Peggy, you got a letter from the ""lntelligence lnstitute of--"""
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"out of the EconoSuites is not as easy as it sounds."
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"we'll be going to your Green Bays and your Minnesotas..."
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"What if I'm really not as smart as I think I am?"
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"No guests, of course, unless they're also certified geniuses."
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"Oh, Hank."
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"a genius at having a great can!"
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"Honey, it is sweet of you to be worried, but I do not need your help."
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"However, they're nothing compared to what we expect from you."
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"Peggy, Peggy, if you dropped a box of toothpicks in front of him..."
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"A car? Do you have a car?"
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"I have a PhD now."
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"(mai) Welcome to America 's most prestigious box degree program,"
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"Nada refuido, Okay? No refunds."
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"Thei his iatural greed will take over aid he will place a huge bet,,,"
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"It's on."
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"You've got to be a genius."
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"Help yourself to a bottle of herbal bust enhancer and we'll call it even."
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"I knew I could count on you not to talk."
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"[panting]"
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"So, how much extra per month do we need to put away?"
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"""True."""
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"Yes, but there could be a margin of error..."
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"Hank, I have never taken an lQ test in my life."
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"-Now, wait a second. -You're getting scammed."
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"The ones with the picture of him holding a tennis racket?"
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"You know those pads of eight-by-ten scratch paper Dale gave us?"
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"Hello. My name is Dr. Robert Vayzosa."
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"[exclaiming]"
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"Where the heck did you get that kind of money?"
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"Hank, I do not need you to clean up my messes."
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"The PhDs he sold us aren't even worth the paper we printed them on!"
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"A hat, a toaster, and a hat."
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"Just aiother $1,000 apiece, to gaii his trust,"
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"Yeah, $2,000 on Scott Yancy at 2-to-1."
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"R.J. Dobbs."
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"Yeah, but I don't know, somehow it just seems greedy."
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"I'm not fooling!"
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"[sighing]"
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"That your wife was running a fraudulent betting parlor?"
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"Well, I gotta hand it to you. You made me look like a jackass..."
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