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Clips from Doctor Who - The End of the World (S01E01)

"You were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the Deep South!"
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"Who are you, then, Doctor? What sort of alien are you?"
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"- I'm just the Doctor. - From what planet?"
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"- You wouldn't know it. - Where are you from?"
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"- Why? - Tell me who you are."
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"This is who I am, right here and now. All that counts is here and now and this is me!"
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"And I'm here too 'cause you brought me! So just tell me!"
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"Earth death in 20 minutes."
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"Earth death in 20 minutes."
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"All right."
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"Can't exactly call for a taxi."
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"There's no signal. We're out of range. Just a bit."
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"- With a bit of jiggery-pokery... - Is that a technical term?"
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"Hello?"
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"- Mum? - What is it? What have I done now?"
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"This red top's falling to bits. You should get your money back."
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"- Nothing. You all right? - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?"
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"- What day is it? - Wednesday. All day."
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"Yeah. I was just calling 'cause I might be late home."
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"- Is there something wrong? - No. I'm fine."
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"Top of the world."
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"Think that's amazing, you want to see the bill."
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"That was five billion years ago. So..."
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"- Five billion years later, my mum's dead. - Bundle of laughs, you are."
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"What was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end."
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"Guests may be reassured that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence."
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"I've hosted events on Platforms One, Three, Six and 15 and I've never felt a tremor."
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"What's that? Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings..."
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"I have no idea."
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"They're small. The scan says they're metal. I don't know what they look like!"
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"Although I imagine they might look rather like that."
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"You're not on the guest list. How did you get on board?"
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"Sun filter descending."
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"- Sun filter up! - External temperature 4,000 degrees."
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"That wasn't a gravity pocket. They don't feel like that."
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"What do you think, Jabe? Listen to the engines. They've pitched up about 30 hertz."
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"- Partner? - No."
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"I'll catch up with the family. Word with Michael Jackson."
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"And I want you home by midnight."
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"- Earth death in 15 minutes. - Earth death in 15 minutes."
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"Just the steward and the staff. The rest is controlled by the metal mind."
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"The computer? Who controls that?"
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"The corporation. They move Platform One from one artistic event to another."
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"They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic."
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"I was on board another ship they said was unsinkable."
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"I ended up clinging to an iceberg."
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"So if we get in trouble, there's no one to help us out?"
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"- I'm afraid not. - Fantastic."
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"Soon the Sun will blossom into a red giant and my home will die."
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"Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the side of the Los Angeles crevasse."
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"I'd have such fun."
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"They say mankind has touched every star in the sky."
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"- So you're not the last human? - I am the last pure human."
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"Right. And you stayed behind."
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"I kept myself pure."
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"How many operations have you had?"
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"Is that why you wanted a word? You could be flatter."
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"- You've got a bit of a chin poking out. - I'd rather die."
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"- It doesn't hurt. - No, I mean it. I would rather die."
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"It's better to die than live like you - a bitchy trampoline."
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"I was born on that planet and so was my mum and dad"
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"and that makes me the last human being."
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"You're not human."
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"Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin. Lipstick and skin."
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"Nice talking."
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"So, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this?"
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"In case your shares drop? You've got massive forests everywhere."
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"There's always money in land."
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"All the same, we respect the Earth as family."
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"So many species evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one. I'm another."
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"Excuse me."
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"What about your ancestry?"
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"Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left."
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"But it was right."
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"I know where you're from."
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"Forgive me for intruding but it's remarkable that you even exist."
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"I just wanted to say..."
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"how sorry I am."
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"Is it me or is it a bit nippy?"
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"That's a great bit of air conditioning."
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"- What the hell's that? - Is it part of the retro?"
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"I don't think so. Hold on."
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"Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. Who's been bringing their pets on board?"
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"Bid farewell to the cradle of civilisation."
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"# It's dangerous, I'm falling... #"
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"- Sun filter rising. Sun filter rising. - Is the steward in there?"
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"You can smell him."
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"# Too high, can't come down"
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"Let me out! Let me out!"
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"- It would be you. - Open the door!"
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"Sun filter rising. Sun filter rising."
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"- Sun filter descending. - The computer's getting clever."
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"- Stop mucking about! - I'm not. It's fighting back."
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"- Open the door! - I know!"
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"Sun filter descending."
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"- The whole thing's jammed. Stay there. - Where am I going to go, Ipswich?"
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"Earth death in five minutes."
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"The metal machine confirms - the spiders have infiltrated the whole of Platform One."
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"How is that possible?"
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"Our rooms are protected by a code wall. Moisturise me."
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"This event was sponsored by the Face of Boe. He invited us. Talk to the Face!"
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"Someone brought their pet on board."
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"Let's send him back to master."
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"That's all very well and obvious, but if you think about it..."
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"Go on, Jimbo. Go home."
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"I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed."
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"- At arms! - Are you going to moisturise me?"
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"With acid. You're too late anyway."
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"My spiders have control of the mainframe."
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"You all carried them as gifts, tax-free, past every code wall."
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"I'm not just a pretty face."
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"Sabotaging a ship you're on? How stupid's that?"
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"- The compensation would have been huge. - Five billion years and it's still money."
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"I am the last human, Doctor. Me. Not that freaky little kid of yours."
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"- Arrest her. Infidel. - Oh, shut it, pixie!"
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"- "Burn, Baby, Burn". - Then you'll burn with us."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"At least it'll be quick."
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"Heat levels rising."
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"No. We can do it. There must be a system restore switch. Jabe, come on."
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