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Clips from South Park - The Entity (S05E05)

"- Yeah. - Really?"
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"Yeah, you see, I've learnt something today."
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"Let's see, what did I learn about it? What did I learn about that?"
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"I learnt that you shouldn't judge somebody because they... No, wait."
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"No, that was good. What were you gonna say?"
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"but the fact of the matter is, well,"
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"I mean, you people are all just such hick, jock rednecks."
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"It's like you're right out of a stereotype catalogue."
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"Trump"
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Jesus Christ, these lines are ridiculous. I'm gonna miss my flight. Excuse me?"
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"Oh, God damn it."
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"And these are your cousins, Ike and Kyle."
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"That's right. We've got two Kyles now."
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"Oh, I feel like I've run a marathon."
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"Okay, the 2:30 flight to Cheyenne has boarded."
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"- Yeah. That's it. - You go!"
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"You think I can't do it?"
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"Oh, what is this?"
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"Oh, no, I don't want to be a bother."
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"It's the cold that makes me wheeze."
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"Kyle, this is Cartman. He's my sort of friend-ish."
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"It's nice to meet you, Kyle,"
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"some Jewish people were sent to concentration camps."
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"Because I was talking to Craig and Craig was all like,"
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"see, was directed at his cousin."
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"of over 200 miles per hour."
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"Left side for throttle, right side for steering."
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"The third flexi grip is gently inserted into the anus"
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"to keep the driver in place."
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"- Oh, my God. - Look at it go."
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"I've spent five years in this town making a good name for Jews,"
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"You know what my biggest fear is? That I'll become him."
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"I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews."
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"Later, dude."
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"I don't know about this, guys. I think sleds are dangerous."
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"He's fine."
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"treating you like a worthless sardine?"
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"Hey, ladies, how did you get to the Grand Canyon?"
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"What do you think, Mr. Marsh?"
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"- See, we do these checks for a reason. - This is ridiculous. Come on."
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"- Just get in the box. - All right, then."
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"Dude. Weak."
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"How is it?"
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"Oh, it's so cold. Oh, Jesus!"
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"Sometimes people have trouble fitting in at school and..."
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"Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls?"
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"I might get splinters, though."
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"Oh, God damn it! You better be kidding."
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"- Shutting me down? Why? - The airlines are in desperate trouble."
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"West side."
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"IT has arrived for retail sale and people are getting their first look at it."
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"Right, so the government is bailing the airlines out again"
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"I'm going to call the police again."
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"I don't know, dude."
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"and I might need them if I have to go to the bathroom later on."
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"- Kyle, I'm sorry. - Because I mean I really think"
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"That sounds incredible, Mr. Garrison. It is incredible, Mr. Hat."
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"Look, Kyle, sledding is something all kids out here do."
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"You know, it's possible he just went back to Connecticut."
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"- What's that? - Wait, what did he say?"
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"No!"
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"Oh, would you look at that? I've got a corn on my ankle."
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"Sir, many people work for the airlines. We can't let them all be fired."
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"- You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry."
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"- To not rip on him. - Forty bucks?"
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"- You could've done it for about $12.50. - What?"
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"But once I got used to IT, I found it to be a little less painful"
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"it will be the last time. Have a nice night."
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"Five million dollars?"
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