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Clips from Community (2009) - Intro to Recycled Cinema (S06E06)

I'm having his car towed.

"I'm having his car towed."

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To Chang.

"To Chang."

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May your success be brief, and your colds last months.

"May your success be brief, and your colds last months."

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Jeff.

"Jeff."

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Hey, get out of Greendale, or you get me in your corner,

"Hey, get out of Greendale, or you get me in your corner,"

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you don't get both.

"you don't get both."

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Ham, girl.

"Ham, girl."

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Who would have predicted Chang becoming famous?

"Who would have predicted Chang becoming famous?"

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Technically, I did, remember?

"Technically, I did, remember?"

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Eating someone, yeah.

"Eating someone, yeah."

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You think that Spielberg stuff is really happening?

"You think that Spielberg stuff is really happening?"

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How could that happen?

"How could that happen?"

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Haaaaaaaaa'aaam, gurrrrl!

"Haaaaaaaaa'aaam, gurrrrl!"

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Not to be crass, but there is an upside to this, financially.

"Not to be crass, but there is an upside to this, financially."

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Chang's absence lowers our insurance premiums 6%.

"Chang's absence lowers our insurance premiums 6%."

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There's nothing but upsides to him leaving.

"There's nothing but upsides to him leaving."

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I think we all just feel a little short changed.

"I think we all just feel a little short changed."

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We invested so much in him when no one else would.

"We invested so much in him when no one else would."

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Because we all assumed he was so insane he would die if we kicked him out.

"Because we all assumed he was so insane he would die if we kicked him out."

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This whole time it turns out we were holding him back.

"This whole time it turns out we were holding him back."

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We thought he was bedrock.

"We thought he was bedrock."

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But it turns out he was the ceiling of a cavern filled with us.

"But it turns out he was the ceiling of a cavern filled with us."

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I have already forgotten his name.

"I have already forgotten his name."

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Did you ever really know his name?

"Did you ever really know his name?"

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Whose name was some kind of noise?

"Whose name was some kind of noise?"

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Clang, bang, merengue.

"Clang, bang, merengue."

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Looks like I'm the only one who's not glad he's gone.

"Looks like I'm the only one who's not glad he's gone."

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At least I can finally clear some space in my hard drive.

"At least I can finally clear some space in my hard drive."

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Oh, Leonard's been in there for a while, but

"Oh, Leonard's been in there for a while, but"

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I can stand guard if you wanna use the women's room.

"I can stand guard if you wanna use the women's room."

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No, I mean, I was shooting a movie with Chang before he booked Ham Girl.

"No, I mean, I was shooting a movie with Chang before he booked Ham Girl."

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I haven't heard from him since, so I assume the footage is useless.

"I haven't heard from him since, so I assume the footage is useless."

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Did he sign a release form?

"Did he sign a release form?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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I make all my actors sign releases before we do anything.

"I make all my actors sign releases before we do anything."

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You never know who is going to.

"You never know who is going to."

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Soon to be Spielberg's Ham Girl guy.

"Soon to be Spielberg's Ham Girl guy."

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Oh. There's no way to finish it, though.

"Oh. There's no way to finish it, though."

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Abed?

"Abed?"

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What have I told you about quitting?

"What have I told you about quitting?"

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That it's sometimes the only way to survive.

"That it's sometimes the only way to survive."

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Well, don't forget I said sometimes.

"Well, don't forget I said sometimes."

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Yolanda, the mayor's up my ass.

"Yolanda, the mayor's up my ass."

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I want justice.

"I want justice."

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Get him in here!

"Get him in here!"

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Is that right?

"Is that right?"

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Should I be angry?

"Should I be angry?"

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I'm gonna punch you in the heart.

"I'm gonna punch you in the heart."

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Real life former cops aren't great with dialogue.

"Real life former cops aren't great with dialogue."

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Sorry, Abed. Okay, I need more information.

"Sorry, Abed. Okay, I need more information."

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What's my motivation?

"What's my motivation?"

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I need more to go on.

"I need more to go on."

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Okay, cut.

"Okay, cut."

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Great actor, huge McRib problem.

"Great actor, huge McRib problem."

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Everybody.

"Everybody."

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This is my friend I told you about, Maury.

"This is my friend I told you about, Maury."

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He's a genuine Hollywood film producer whose doctor ordered him to live in

"He's a genuine Hollywood film producer whose doctor ordered him to live in"

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Colorado due to a medical condition.

"Colorado due to a medical condition."

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Tell them what you told me.

"Tell them what you told me."

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Yeah, my blood nitrogen levels are through the roof.

"Yeah, my blood nitrogen levels are through the roof."

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- Most of the time, I can't... - Oh, no, no the other thing.

"- Most of the time, I can't... - Oh, no, no the other thing."

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Oh, right. If you can cut together an 81 minute movie that arguably stars

"Oh, right. If you can cut together an 81 minute movie that arguably stars"

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the Ham Girl guy, I can guarantee distribution and a fast turnaround deal.

"the Ham Girl guy, I can guarantee distribution and a fast turnaround deal."

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People do it all the time with old footage from recently famous actors.

"People do it all the time with old footage from recently famous actors."

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Have you seen Vin Diesel in 1996's Happy Pants?

"Have you seen Vin Diesel in 1996's Happy Pants?"

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No.

"No."

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Well, neither has Vin Diesel, but

"Well, neither has Vin Diesel, but"

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But, I can't just burn up my cop drama.

"But, I can't just burn up my cop drama."

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It's my only chance at the mainstream success I need before I'm allowed to

"It's my only chance at the mainstream success I need before I'm allowed to"

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make weird stuff for money.

"make weird stuff for money."

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It's my American Graffiti, my Elephant Man, my Four Rooms,

"It's my American Graffiti, my Elephant Man, my Four Rooms,"

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the Robert Rodriguez segment.

"the Robert Rodriguez segment."

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Well, why does it have to be a police movie?

"Well, why does it have to be a police movie?"

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People don't even like police now.

"People don't even like police now."

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They like dinosaurs, they like aliens and

"They like dinosaurs, they like aliens and"

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Is he? Or is it Space York, or is it a dinosaur desk?

"Is he? Or is it Space York, or is it a dinosaur desk?"

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How do I know?

"How do I know?"

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Just add some CG.

"Just add some CG."

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That's what they do with Chris Pratt.

"That's what they do with Chris Pratt."

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I have a few CG models of some Gagoos.

"I have a few CG models of some Gagoos."

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I successfully won back the rights to my gingivitis monster.

"I successfully won back the rights to my gingivitis monster."

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Also, I don't know if it helps, but, when I moved into my RV, I found this.

"Also, I don't know if it helps, but, when I moved into my RV, I found this."

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Now, that, you notice anything strange?

"Now, that, you notice anything strange?"

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There's no green three in billiards.

"There's no green three in billiards."

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Now, there's a green six and a green fourteen, but never a green three.

"Now, there's a green six and a green fourteen, but never a green three."

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And why was it in my RV?

"And why was it in my RV?"

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Anyway I... I can do some CG for the movie.

"Anyway I... I can do some CG for the movie."

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You'll need a Chris Pratt type.

"You'll need a Chris Pratt type."

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I'll do it if I have to.

"I'll do it if I have to."

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I can slouch.

"I can slouch."

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and I can't believe I'm saying no.

"and I can't believe I'm saying no."

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You're not saying no.

"You're not saying no."

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I mean, legally, I can't force you.

"I mean, legally, I can't force you."

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Technically, Abed, you would be robbing the school for

"Technically, Abed, you would be robbing the school for"

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half a million dollars by not making this movie.

"half a million dollars by not making this movie."

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But, what movie?

"But, what movie?"

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The movie about the Ham Girl guy, in his space office fighting some Gagoos,

"The movie about the Ham Girl guy, in his space office fighting some Gagoos,"

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led by Chris Pratt type, played by Jeffrey without his shirt.

"led by Chris Pratt type, played by Jeffrey without his shirt."

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Hm.

"Hm."

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- Yeah. - Yeah?

"- Yeah. - Yeah?"

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Okay, but I get final cut, and it has to be a good movie.

"Okay, but I get final cut, and it has to be a good movie."

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Agreed, but you have to finish that cut by Monday, even if it's bad.

"Agreed, but you have to finish that cut by Monday, even if it's bad."

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I agree to that, but it has to be good by my standards.

"I agree to that, but it has to be good by my standards."

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You guys are all gonna help me?

"You guys are all gonna help me?"

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And we're gonna make a good movie?

"And we're gonna make a good movie?"

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Definitely, or a bad one.

"Definitely, or a bad one."

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Probably a bad one.

"Probably a bad one."

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I think we're all on the same page.

"I think we're all on the same page."

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I guess so.

"I guess so."

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Good.

"Good."

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So, let's crap out this piece of crap.

"So, let's crap out this piece of crap."

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I need more information.

"I need more information."

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What's my motivation?

"What's my motivation?"

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I need more to go on.

"I need more to go on."

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My name is Chief Star, and I am in the stars.

"My name is Chief Star, and I am in the stars."

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And I am the hero.

"And I am the hero."

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Why are we changing course?

"Why are we changing course?"

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The mayor is up my ass.

"The mayor is up my ass."

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Father, I love him.

"Father, I love him."

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What in the space?

"What in the space?"

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