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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - The Planned Parenthood Show (S02E02)

"Diane, I long to be with child."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Well, then you can't use those condoms that you love."
Big Mouth (2017)
"[Elliot] Now that was the night we conceived Judd."
Big Mouth (2017)
"[Nick] Dad, are you on a bunch of painkillers for your surgery?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"I am. It's the Randy Quaid cocktail."
Big Mouth (2017)
"It was the 80s, and greet was good."
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"Look, I'm the movie Baby Boom."
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"So now I'm on the pill."
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"Folks, what's the deal with baths?"
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"But then once I'm out, and I come down in my pajammies,"
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"I'm so happy."
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"Anyway, that's my time. You've been a great family."
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"Good night."
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"[Elliot] Our family was complete,"
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"and now it's my turn to take over our reproductive destiny,"
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"by getting a vasectomy."
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"Nickie, my final child, hold my soft moist hand"
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"while this crustacean slices open my scrotum."
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"Oof!"
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"I'm looking for the one I was sucking on the toilet last week. It's not here."
Big Mouth (2017)
"You're asking me if I took your toilet pit?"
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"Yeah, I like to suck the fiber out of the ridges."
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"This one was perfect. It was a sucker's dream."
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"No, Marty. I did not."
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"[growls]"
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"[man on radio] You're listening to the radio,"
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"which means you're either in a rental car or the community room in nursing home."
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"Up next, another song we've chosen for you."
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"Deee-Lite's 1990 classic,"
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""Groove Is in the Heart.""
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"♪ No, I couldn't ask for another ♪"
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"♪ Groove is in the heart ♪"
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"♪ Groove is in the heart ♪"
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"PREGNANT"
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"♪ I been told he can't be sold ♪"
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"♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪"
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"-[crash] -♪ Sing it ♪"
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"-I do. -[woman] One, two--"
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"How about... Andrew?"
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"Andrew."
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"[high-pitched voice] Andrew!"
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"Mom, I threw one of Dad's peach pits at an aggressive squirrel,"
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"-Help me! -[Marty] Andrew!"
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"♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪"
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"Busted! Planned Parenthood does do abortions."
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"Oh, shit. I'm gonna get some Twitter comments about this."
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"They're gonna be mean and threatening, and weirdly personal."
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"You okay, Andrew?"
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"-These things, they're just skits, right? -Most of them are,"
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"but that one seems like it really happened."
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"-It does, doesn't it? -Ha-ha!"
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"Andrew's older brother is an abortion."
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"Your brothers make you eat cum crackers."
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"Sex is... so complicated."
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"I know. And we haven't even talked about STDs."
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"-STDs? -Oh, no! I think this one's gonna be scary."
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"Be careful, black and white Andrew!"
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"how do you know where I live?"
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"Because I needed to tell you that you gave me Blue Waffle."
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"Don't lie!"
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"Is that you?"
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"But we didn't even have sex."
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"Our tongues did, dummy. We Frenched!"
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"Wait, what happens when guys get Blue Waffle?"
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"Your dick busts open and it turns into a bumpy blue waffle,"
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"-It's hot? -No duh, Andrew."
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"'cause no one will ever speak to you or touch you ever again."
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"Lola, isn't there anything I can do?"
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"You might as well go to a Doubletree Hotel buffet"
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"and stick your dick in a waffle maker,"
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"Okay, symptoms. After contracting Blue Waffle,"
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"your penis will swell until it sprouts?"
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"Oh my God, Andrew. It's worse than I thought."
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"Andrew, what's happening?"
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"[knocking on door]"
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"[Marty] Andrew! What's all the screaming about?"
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"I'm fine."
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"Actually, I'm starting to feel better. [retching]"
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"Mom, Dad, I have Blue Waffle."
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"You weren't supposed to say anything!"
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"I'm never going to get this off the walls!"
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"Run, sweetheart, run."
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"Maury! Shit!"
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"[gunshots]"
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"I need help. Anybody?"
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"-I need help! -[Missy] Hey Andrew! Over here!"
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"Let's climb all over each other while we listen to the Mets."
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"Missy, that sounds amazing,"
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"but I can't!"
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"What's wrong? Don't you want to canoodle?"
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"Put your finger in my hoodle? Come on, you sexy doodle."
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"Missy, no! Don't!"
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"Gah-waska! What's wrong with me?"
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"I'm so sorry, Missy. I just gave you Blue Waffle!"
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"-Is this supposed to be happening-- -[gunshot]"
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"[gunshot]"
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"-Nick! Let me in! -Hey, buddy."
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"Come on in. Leah made us a Dorito cake."
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"Hey, Andrew."
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"I've decided it's cool that you're a disgusting pervert."
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"Oh, that's a huge relief,"
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"'cause I just found out I have a pervert's disease."
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"That's fine. Just relax. Duke's hanging out, too."
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"Get out!"
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"What happened?"
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"Oh my God! Nick! Leah! Someone! Help!"
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"We are helping best friend."
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"-Andrew, your STD is killing everyone! -Argh!"
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"Suck on my diarrhea, Leah!"
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"Maury, I owe you my life. How did you do that, by the way?"
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"How did you spray that much diarrhea?"
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"[Andrew panting]"
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""Planned Parenthood?""
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"Yeah, are you crazy? That place is just for girls."
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"Can you please help me?"
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"Is it because I didn't sign in?"
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"-Wait, what? -Then what's going on with my body?"
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"Blue Waffle is an urban legend."
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"It's a complete hoax."
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"STDs are fake."
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