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Clips from The Golden Girls - The Competition (S01E01)

"Are you trying to tell us... that you are stunned?"
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"Don't you make fun of me, Dorothy Zbornak!"
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"I just saw the signup sheet down at the bowling alley."
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"I did it."
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"Dorothy's a better bowler than you are and I want to win this year!"
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"Rose, how could you do a thing like this?"
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"I admit it. I have a problem."
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"I'm too competitive when it comes to athletics."
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"I've never told anybody this, but I had to transfer high schools"
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"because of a field hockey incident."
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"Rose, that was a terrible thing to do, dumping Blanche."
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"I'm not gonna be your partner."
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"Oh, no, I want you all to stay partners."
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"I've already got another partner. I signed up with Olga Nielsen. Ha-ha."
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"Olga Nielsen! Oh, that's impossible!"
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"Olga always bowls with her twin sister Sonja!"
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"That was before Olga found out Sonja's been sleeping with her boyfriend Lars,"
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"and not telling him he had the wrong sister."
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"Oh, Rose Nyland, I can't wait to whip your butt!"
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"Olga Nielsen is a terrific bowler! They could beat us!"
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"There is no "us," Rose. I am not bowling with you!"
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"Oh, Dorothy. I don't ask many favors of you,"
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"but I'm asking one now. I'm begging."
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"Please, as a friend, be my partner."
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"Blanche has somebody to bowl with."
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"You want somebody to bowl with. I need somebody to bowl with."
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"Please, just say yes and nobody will get hurt."
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"Oh... all right!"
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"Unless we don't win..."
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"Hi!"
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"Oh, hi, Ma. Where you been?"
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"I took Augie to that cafeteria in the mall."
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"- these past few days. - Yeah, we've been having a lot of fun."
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"Every time I leave the table, he tries to stand up."
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"It's a shame he has to go back to Sicily so soon."
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"It would have been nice if the two of you had more time together."
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"I'm glad you said that because he wants me to go back with him."
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"What?"
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"Not for good. Just for the San Genero festival."
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"That's where we met, 65 years ago. I want to go back."
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"Oh, gee, Ma. I'm sorry, honey, but I can't let you go."
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"Who's asking your permission? I'm going anyway."
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"Ma, look, I absolutely forbid it!"
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"Come on, you've had a stroke, you have high blood pressure."
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"It would be lunacy to risk your health this way!"
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"Listen, you are not the woman you used to be."
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"I'd feel terrible if something happened to you."
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"I've made up my mind! I'm going."
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"Oh, then I'm wasting my breath."
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"You're a grown woman. I can't tell you what to do."
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"I know. Now lend me $1,200 for the airfare."
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"Non che pensa del"
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"I can't believe you're denying your own mother."
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"Denying her what?"
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"Springsteen tickets, Rose."
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"Will you please stay out of this?"
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"Dorothy's trying to keep Augustine and me apart."
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"That absolutely adorable man? Dorothy, how could you?"
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"Oh, Rose, you're such a good person."
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"Many, many times I wished you were my daughter."
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"Ma, please."
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"And you, Dorothy, are a tall disappointment."
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"I can understand why Rose is dumping you as her bowling partner."
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"Rose is dumping Blanche. She is not dumping me."
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"Oh, yes she is. I heard her on the phone!"
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"Your mother's right, Dorothy."
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"You begged me to be your partner and now you're dumping me?"
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"You and I could never beat Blanche and Olga Nielsen!"
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"That's why I had to team up with her sister Sonja."
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"I need to win, Dorothy. And let's face it, you are no Sonja Nielsen!"
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"Rose, get professional help."
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"Well, I am devastated! Just devastated!"
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"- Devastated! - Oh, knock it off!"
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"You are not gonna believe what happened!"
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"Those Nielsen twins are back together."
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"- What?! - Lars Lindquist,"
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"the man they were fighting over - he's dead."
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"Found slumped over a desk at his Volvo dealership."
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"When the girls found out about it, they decided to forgive each other."
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"Oh, gee, Blanche. It's too bad you won't have anybody to bowl with now."
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"We better get down to the alley for some practice, partner."
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"Forget it Rose. I am dumping you!"
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"Blanche, how would you like me to be your partner?"
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"Dorothy, you can't do this. Now I don't have a partner."
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"Yes, you do. I'll be your partner, Rose."
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"Ma!"
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"You think I can't take care of myself? You think I'm too feeble to go to Sicily?"
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"I'll show you who's not the woman she used to be!"
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"- Come on, Blanche! - I'm Rose."
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"Simple mistake. Means nothing."
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"Blanche, let's go!"
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"Come on, Blanche, let's go!"
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"Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute."
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"Oh! Where's my shoes?"
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"I'm sorry, but we have to get down to the bowling alley."
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"Oh, it's 6:00 am. Why are you making me do this?"
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"You have to go! The bowling tournament is tomorrow."
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"- Now, we need the practice! - Oh, we practiced enough!"
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"Every morning before work, every evening after work."
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"All I ever wanted was to look cute in my bowling outfit."
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"Honey, aren't you forgetting something? Rose dumped you!"
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"That's right! She did. I hate being dumped. I just hate it."
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"I haven't been dumped since Wade Honeycutt threw me over"
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"for Rebecca Wilkinson, a girl who did not value her reputation."
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"- What did you do? - Slept with his brother."
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"Come on, partner. Let's go get even!"
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"Oh, please, Blanche. I'm 55 and Rose has six brothers!"
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"I'm talking about the bowling alley. I mean down at the bowling..."
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"Shh. I don't want them to know we're sneaking in all this extra practice."
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"Oh, right."
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"- Morning! - Aha, morning."
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"Well, you two are up kinda early."
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"But not as early as you two. But then again, you need the practice."
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"Dorothy, if you're so sure of yourself, how about a little side bet?"
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"What did you have in mind?"
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"If I win, you'll lend me the money to fly to Sicily with Augie."
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"All right, fine. But if I win,"
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"I get those antique silver earrings that you never let me borrow."
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"- You're on! - Come on, Blanche."
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"Blanche, do you want to have a side bet with me?"
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