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Clips from Spy

Videos 2015 5 min ★ 6.7/10 (13 ratings) 2,894 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

Ladies.
"Ladies."
Spy
Baccarat.
"Baccarat."
Spy
I'm honored.
"I'm honored."
Spy
Pleasure's all mine.
"Pleasure's all mine."
Spy
10 seconds, or you're dead.
"10 seconds, or you're dead."
Spy
Interesting.
"Interesting."
Spy
You see, when my men and I hid it...
"You see, when my men and I hid it..."
Spy
And then I erased the erasers.
"And then I erased the erasers."
Spy
I'd say I have more than 10 seconds.
"I'd say I have more than 10 seconds."
Spy
Well then, in that case, I'd say you'd better start...
"Well then, in that case, I'd say you'd better start..."
Spy
Oh, my God! Why did you do that?
"Oh, my God! Why did you do that?"
Spy
There's like a ton of pollen in here!
"There's like a ton of pollen in here!"
Spy
Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker!
"Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker!"
Spy
I put extra in all your jackets!
"I put extra in all your jackets!"
Spy
Great. Shit! Thanks.
"Great. Shit! Thanks."
Spy
No, you know what? That's on me.
"No, you know what? That's on me."
Spy
Because I heard you sniffle a while ago
"Because I heard you sniffle a while ago"
Spy
and I did nothing with that information.
"and I did nothing with that information."
Spy
Okay. You know what? You got three coming in.
"Okay. You know what? You got three coming in."
Spy
Get out the back door now. Move.
"Get out the back door now. Move."
Spy
Your three guests are coming out
"Your three guests are coming out"
Spy
Watch your six.
"Watch your six."
Spy
Yahtzee.
"Yahtzee."
Spy
I should've brought more bullets.
"I should've brought more bullets."
Spy
which I would eat, normally, by the fistful...
"which I would eat, normally, by the fistful..."
Spy
but this tasted like...
"but this tasted like..."
Spy
There's no other way to say it, really.
"There's no other way to say it, really."
Spy
Unfortunately, there's vermin in the ceiling again,
"Unfortunately, there's vermin in the ceiling again,"
Spy
- I'm going left? - SUSAN: No.
"- I'm going left? - SUSAN: No."
Spy
I need you to go right and head down the tunnel.
"I need you to go right and head down the tunnel."
Spy
You've got one coming around to your right,
"You've got one coming around to your right,"
Spy
That's my girl.
"That's my girl."
Spy
Who's the finest of them all? You are.
"Who's the finest of them all? You are."
Spy
♪ Oh, Bradley, you're so fine ♪
"♪ Oh, Bradley, you're so fine ♪"
Spy
You're so fine, you blow my mind.
"You're so fine, you blow my mind."
Spy
Nice moves, Fine.
"Nice moves, Fine."
Spy
I mean athletically speaking.
"I mean athletically speaking."
Spy
(WHISPERING) Shut up!
"(WHISPERING) Shut up!"
Spy
Go right up the stairs.
"Go right up the stairs."
Spy
You're gonna find a little friend
"You're gonna find a little friend"
Spy
(SCREAMS)
"(SCREAMS)"
Spy
Thanks for your help.
"Thanks for your help."
Spy
SUSAN: You're clear to the top.
"SUSAN: You're clear to the top."
Spy
All right, Fine. Stop at the door.
"All right, Fine. Stop at the door."
Spy
Two, one. Now!
"Two, one. Now!"
Spy
I'm good. You've got SUVs approaching.
"I'm good. You've got SUVs approaching."
Spy
Uh... No keys, Coop.
"Uh... No keys, Coop."
Spy
Okay, then stay down and hold your ears!
"Okay, then stay down and hold your ears!"
Spy
Stop being adorable and get down!
"Stop being adorable and get down!"
Spy
I could kiss you.
"I could kiss you."
Spy
Great work, Coop.
"Great work, Coop."
Spy
Oh, sure. No problem.
"Oh, sure. No problem."
Spy
He keeps running over
"He keeps running over"
Spy
God. Poor Jaime.
"God. Poor Jaime."
Spy
Uh...
"Uh..."
Spy
These are your children?
"These are your children?"
Spy
Your children, here?
"Your children, here?"
Spy
Yeah, I have children.
"Yeah, I have children."
Spy
I just have to cover those eyes.
"I just have to cover those eyes."
Spy
They're looking right at me. Um...
"They're looking right at me. Um..."
Spy
No. Jaime, I would never.
"No. Jaime, I would never."
Spy
Oh.
"Oh."
Spy
Jaime.
"Jaime."
Spy
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
"(SINGING IN SPANISH)"
Spy
(BOTH VOCALIZING)
"(BOTH VOCALIZING)"
Spy
(JAIME SINGING IN SPANISH)
"(JAIME SINGING IN SPANISH)"
Spy
You're a killer, Susan.
"You're a killer, Susan."
Spy
♪ Cold blood in the chamber ♪
"♪ Cold blood in the chamber ♪"
Spy
Where there's no wrong or right.
"Where there's no wrong or right."
Spy
♪ But after it all ♪
"♪ But after it all ♪"
Spy
♪ Who else can you trust? ♪
"♪ Who else can you trust? ♪"
Spy
Ah!
"Ah!"
Spy
These look delicious.
"These look delicious."
Spy
I don't wanna be critical, but this is very chewy.
"I don't wanna be critical, but this is very chewy."
Spy
Coop. You're eating a hand towel.
"Coop. You're eating a hand towel."
Spy
Just cleansing my palette. (CHUCKLES)
"Just cleansing my palette. (CHUCKLES)"
Spy
(LAUGHS) Come on, cheapskate!
"(LAUGHS) Come on, cheapskate!"
Spy
Sorry. I'm having dinner with Gallagher over here.
"Sorry. I'm having dinner with Gallagher over here."
Spy
Guard your fruit!
"Guard your fruit!"
Spy
Go team.
"Go team."
Spy
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Spy
It's a crazy cupcake!
"It's a crazy cupcake!"
Spy
You love cakes. Well...
"You love cakes. Well..."
Spy
I'm not a big cake...
"I'm not a big cake..."
Spy
I can't seem to stop looking at it...
"I can't seem to stop looking at it..."
Spy
and it can't stop looking at me.
"and it can't stop looking at me."
Spy
I would've had to say, "I don't want to marry you!"
"I would've had to say, "I don't want to marry you!""
Spy
I don't want your muscly arms and hands...
"I don't want your muscly arms and hands..."
Spy
rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life.
"rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life."
Spy
And our three kids run in, you know...
"And our three kids run in, you know..."
Spy
And they'd just all have that beautiful jaw...
"And they'd just all have that beautiful jaw..."
Spy
I'll just, you know, I'll just...
"I'll just, you know, I'll just..."
Spy
You don't see that with a lot of jewelry.
"You don't see that with a lot of jewelry."
Spy
It's so you. Is it?
"It's so you. Is it?"
Spy
Wow, perfect. (LAUGHS)
"Wow, perfect. (LAUGHS)"
Spy
Oh... Somebody's jealous.
"Oh... Somebody's jealous."
Spy
Seriously, I couldn't do what I do without you,
"Seriously, I couldn't do what I do without you,"
Spy
in my earpiece.
"in my earpiece."
Spy
I could never do what you do.
"I could never do what you do."
Spy
Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
Spy
Out in the field. Yeah.
"Out in the field. Yeah."
Spy
With a gun! What?
"With a gun! What?"
Spy
"Oh, I shot myself! Whoops!"
""Oh, I shot myself! Whoops!""
Spy
"I meant to shoot you, not me!"
""I meant to shoot you, not me!""
Spy
That's probably what I'd say.
"That's probably what I'd say."
Spy
"Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla."
""Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla.""
Spy
They would never let me be a spy.
"They would never let me be a spy."
Spy
I can't even dress like a spy.
"I can't even dress like a spy."
Spy
Look at you and your tailored...
"Look at you and your tailored..."
Spy
Everything is cut right.
"Everything is cut right."
Spy
And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress.
"And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress."
Spy
Oh, come...
"Oh, come..."
Spy
I think my mom made it.
"I think my mom made it."
Spy
I should get on my hands and knees and start scooping.
"I should get on my hands and knees and start scooping."
Spy
Good God. Go easy on yourself.
"Good God. Go easy on yourself."
Spy
Okay.
"Okay."
Spy
We're a perfect team. That's why we work.
"We're a perfect team. That's why we work."
Spy
Come here.
"Come here."
Spy
Come here. Close.
"Come here. Close."
Spy
Right there. No, that's not...
"Right there. No, that's not..."
Spy