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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry (S10E10)

"People seem to think that if they use the word "appreciate,""
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"all of a sudden, the seas part for them."
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""Oh, hey, I'm so sorry that I..."
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""I robbed your house and burned it down."
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"I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell the cops.""
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"-You know? -(laughing): This is exactly what I'm talking about."
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"-This is perfect. -All right. Let's order the main course."
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"Yes, we should."
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"-There's so many things on this. -I can't look at these menus."
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"There's so much. Oh, you know what?"
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"We should just ask them. They got-- They know what they're doing."
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"Excuse me. What, uh-- What'd you guys get?"
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"Why do you want to know?"
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"Because we're about to order."
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"But, uh, you have a menu."
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"Yeah, but I figured, you know,"
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"you're the experts, why not copy you."
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"Chinese."
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"-Ai-yah! -That doesn't make us an expert on food."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I think it does."
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"I mean, if there was a table of fat people,"
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"and a table of skinny people,"
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"I'd ask the fat people what they were getting."
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"Anyway..."
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"-Return to your meal. -All: Thank you."
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"-What? -This is gold."
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"-I thought I heard that. -Yeah."
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"But I wasn't sure I heard it right."
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"You know, you got the "schmo.""
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"-(laughing) -It's a schmo. Yeah."
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"It's the browsing, right? You can't stand it."
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"-You hate it. -No browsing."
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"-You own this stand? -No. I work for the owner."
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"What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom?"
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"You don't go."
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"I can't go. I have to watch."
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"All right. You know what?"
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"Do you have to go to the bathroom now?"
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"-Go. I'll watch it. -You'll watch it?"
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"-I'll watch the stand. Go. -Okay. Put this on."
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"-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -Thank you. Thank you so--"
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"Yeah. You're, you're, you're welcome."
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"-No browsing, okay? -No browsing."
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"-You browse, you buy. -You browse, you buy."
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"-Thank you. -Take your time. Take your time."
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"Get your papers here. Papers!"
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"Magazines. Newspapers!"
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"Sir."
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"-Oh. -Sir."
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"-Sorry, no browsing. -I'm not browsing."
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"The rule here is, you buy, then browse."
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"Customer: I browse to buy."
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"What the fuck?"
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"-Hey! -Hey."
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"Yeah, sorry. Yeah."
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"L.D. What the-- What are you, nuts?"
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"-No. -Are you having a breakdown?"
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"-Richard: Hey, Jon. -Hey, how are you?"
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"-Jon Hamm. -Yeah, it's nice to meet you. Big fan."
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"-...escaped from a mental institution? -No."
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"The guy had to go to the bathroom, so I took over."
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"-So get this-- -What, what are you guys doing?"
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"Jon's starring in a movie."
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"-Well, what else is new? -And the character..."
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"The character's based on me."
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"So he's kind of shadowing me."
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"What's the name of the movie? The Biggest Asshole..."
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"-... That Ever Roamed the Earth? -Larry: Oh, I like that."
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"-(laughing) -Yeah, that's, that's good."
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"-I'll tell Hobe. -That's good."
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"You're a great actor, but this could be the end."
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"So what are you doing?"
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"You know Michelle, the CEO..."
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"-...I'm dating? -Yeah, I know she's a CEO."
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"Well, I gotta go furniture shopping with her today."
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"Furniture shopping?"
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"-Larry: Okay. -Why don't we have a meal?"
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"Yeah, let's do it. Let's have dinner."
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"-Can, uh, Michelle come? -No."
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"Listen, I-- I really want her to come. I--"
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"I really would appreciate it."
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"See? See what I'm saying with the "appreciate"?"
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"Richard: What are you talking about?"
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"I don't succumb to "appreciate.""
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"I'm not gonna bring her. For you, okay?"
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"-Larry: Yeah. -To honor our friendship."
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"-But she's gonna give me shit for it. -Larry: So what?"
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"-You text me where you want to meet, asshole. -Okay."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"-Oh, sure. -That was quick."
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"-I feel so much better. -I'm sure you do."
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"-Get this off me. -Okay."
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"-What do I owe you? -You owe me nothing."
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"-Nothing. Oh, boy. -Larry: No. I insist."
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"-Yeah. -Thank you. That piss was worth $10, easy."
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"Well, see ya, man. I mean, look what you did."
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"Yeah."
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"A $10 piss."
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"-Mm. Mm. -And he offered me $10 to take a piss."
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"-Wow. -And I'm thinking..."
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"what a great idea for a business."
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"where they can't use a bathroom."
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"Toll booth collectors, shoe shine stands,"
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"parking garage attendants."
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"They contact you on your phone, it's an app,"
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"and then you go down and man the store,"
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"when they go to the bathroom."
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"Do you know how many times I've peed"
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"in a fuckin' Gatorade bottle"
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"when I couldn't find a fuckin' bathroom?"
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"Plenty of fuckin' times."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And know how many times I forgot"
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"I peed in that Gatorade bottle"
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"and drank that shit? Once."
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"That's a fuckin' good idea."
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"Thanks for sharing that story."
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"This could be the pee Amazon."
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"-You know? This, this is big. -This could be big."
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"-This could be very big. -Every fuckin' where."
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