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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The One That Got Away (S02E02)

"- He once let me drink some of his beer. -"
Modern Family (2009)
"- For the love of... - Root beer."
Modern Family (2009)
"I could've sworn we had more."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, let me work my magic. It's all about creative editing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just give me two hours and another hour."
Modern Family (2009)
"Someone get me some chocolate milk..."
Modern Family (2009)
"with extra salt."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you remember the time you quit Cub Scouts and Dad got mad at you..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- so you ran away up here? - Right."
Modern Family (2009)
"And you brought me my dinner up here and my comic books."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yep. I think Mom and Dad would have been a lot more scared..."
Modern Family (2009)
"if you hadn't been running into the house to use the bathroom."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't go outside."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Great. Now I'm thinking about it. - Mitchell."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's ironic."
Modern Family (2009)
"We always wanted a dog in this backyard and we could never have one."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ye-Yeah. Manny got one."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm. Manny gets everything."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, do you think Manny's gonna get a third of..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- A third of what? - You know."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Sure. I mean, that seems fair, right? - Does it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Claire, does it? - We've probably had enough of this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, wait."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you think if we can get the dog to chase this doll..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then we can run down and grab the phone really quick."
Modern Family (2009)
"- We could do that. - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"We just are going to have to throw it really, really far."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right. So..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- That way. - Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, I'd still love to swing by that shoe store."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you're in a hurry, go by yourself."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. I'll wait."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whipple! Whipple!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"What do you think?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, it's perfect. Let's see the other side."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whipple! - Bless you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank you. - It's a little too tight, no?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What do you think of the tush?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I think it's great. Keep it there for a second. Let's make sure."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, but it's a little see-through."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe if I put this underneath, then it won't, like, show..."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, no, no, no, no. It looks good that way."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I go try something else better. - No, wait!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wait."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, don't think about it. Just get it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hilarious, Whipple. I'm actually here with someone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then you finally did make something disappear."
Modern Family (2009)
"- She was here a second ago. - Of course she was."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just like that date you had on the final night dance of Junior Tumbling Congress."
Modern Family (2009)
"- There was traffic. Sure."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think I found something that is going to make my husband very happy."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, very happy, Gloria. - Oh!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Very happy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, but don't go far away because I might need help with the zipper, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Sounds good, with the zipper."
Modern Family (2009)
"It would appear so."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Great to see you, Glen."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! Hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, I gotta say I'm a little surprised."
Modern Family (2009)
"Surprised?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Or mystified?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Damn it. It went down your shirt. You can keep it."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'll see ya. - No, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"I just always assumed you would marry Claire Pritchett."
Modern Family (2009)
"She was gorgeous. God, I was so jealous of you back then."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You were jealous of me? - Oh, man."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire Pritchett, with the blonde hair and those brown eyes."
Modern Family (2009)
"Great smile. Oh, I can picture her smiling right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't."
Modern Family (2009)
"I wonder who landed her. Lucky son of a bitch."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Phil, I need you! - What now?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, uh, I'm sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"No! How?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What the hell were you thinking?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll answer that for you. You weren't thinking."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You think that's funny, Popeye?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- No. - Popeye."
Modern Family (2009)
"I should be fishing, but I'm hauling my ass across town..."
Modern Family (2009)
"trying to save you two from a little dog."
Modern Family (2009)
"- At least we got to have a dog for a few minutes. - Here we go."
Modern Family (2009)
"You could show a little gratitude, you know. These pants are new."
Modern Family (2009)
"Climbing over that fence, I might have wrecked 'em."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's mature."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm sorry. We're sorry. - We're sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sorry you said "rectum.""
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry, Dad, and we're so glad that you came..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Thank you. - And got us."
Modern Family (2009)
"That was very smart the way that you distracted the dog."
Modern Family (2009)
"Twelve times a year I get sausages. That's it."
Modern Family (2009)
"What the hell am I gonna do till June?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey. - Ah, let's see it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's beautiful. - We just need some candles."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I-I must have in one of the drawers. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Froot Loop necklace. Baby Jesus. Keys."
Modern Family (2009)
"I was looking for these keys."
Modern Family (2009)
"Baby Jesus. BB gun. More baby Jesus. Ay, another baby..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Jesus, Stella, don't do that!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria. - No, Jay!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't come in here. You cannot see the cake. It's the bad luck."
Modern Family (2009)
"I already saw the cake. I bought it while I was busy not fishing."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. Go to the bar. Go."
Modern Family (2009)
"You never used to talk to me like that before we got that damn dog."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Manny, I almost called you. How did it go with Tara?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, I guess."
Modern Family (2009)
"I used every line you gave me and she totally ate it up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, then why just okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"She wants to go on a date now, to the batting cage."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Not so good with a bat?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I am, as long as I'm using it to roll out dough."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll bet you just need a little practice."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, when I was your age, I couldn't hit a balloon with a bat..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and my father took me out to the field..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and a couple of hours later, I was knocking the hide off that ball."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. I just bet you need some time in a batting cage."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you doing this weekend? That'd be fun, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's a great idea. I'll ask Jay. He loves stuff like this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"- That'll be great for you guys. - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
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