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Clips from Glee - The Back-Up Plan (S05E05)

Rachel is stuck in L.A., okay?

"Rachel is stuck in L.A., okay?"

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We have to delay tonight's performance until she gets back.

"We have to delay tonight's performance until she gets back."

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Okay, I'm thinking maybe like a bomb threat,

"Okay, I'm thinking maybe like a bomb threat,"

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or maybe like a bed bug scare, or...

"or maybe like a bed bug scare, or..."

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or maybe I run out in the lobby, and I'm, like,

"or maybe I run out in the lobby, and I'm, like,"

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"Hey, Barbra's in the park, and she's doing a concert for free!"

""Hey, Barbra's in the park, and she's doing a concert for free!""

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Please stop. Just stop. All of your ideas are horrible.

"Please stop. Just stop. All of your ideas are horrible."

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Well, do you have a better one? Because, I mean,

"Well, do you have a better one? Because, I mean,"

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if Rachel doesn't get back in time, she could get fired!

"if Rachel doesn't get back in time, she could get fired!"

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No one is gonna get fired.

"No one is gonna get fired."

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And yes, I actually do have a better idea.

"And yes, I actually do have a better idea."

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Hold that. Um,

"Hold that. Um,"

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I didn't want to alarm you,

"I didn't want to alarm you,"

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How is this possible?

"How is this possible?"

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What the hell are you doing here?

"What the hell are you doing here?"

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I thought you quit.

"I thought you quit."

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I guess I could quit again if you want

"I guess I could quit again if you want"

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to spend the next couple of hours handing out refunds.

"to spend the next couple of hours handing out refunds."

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Where's Rachel?

"Where's Rachel?"

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She's not here, but...

"She's not here, but..."

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I am, and trust me, Sidney, I've got this.

"I am, and trust me, Sidney, I've got this."

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by thanking you for keeping me from getting fired

"by thanking you for keeping me from getting fired"

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and humiliated by making sure the show wasn't canceled.

"and humiliated by making sure the show wasn't canceled."

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I cannot believe they didn't can you anyway.

"I cannot believe they didn't can you anyway."

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and explained the whole situation to them,

"and explained the whole situation to them,"

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and all I got back was an e-mail saying

"and all I got back was an e-mail saying"

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that I had to come in for a mandatory meeting tomorrow.

"that I had to come in for a mandatory meeting tomorrow."

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You're so screwed.

"You're so screwed."

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Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know.

"Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know."

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At least I'm not going to be, like, sued or anything

"At least I'm not going to be, like, sued or anything"

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for all of the tickets that they would have had

"for all of the tickets that they would have had"

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to refund if the show had been canceled.

"to refund if the show had been canceled."

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Don't sweat it. I had a blast, actually.

"Don't sweat it. I had a blast, actually."

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I mean, that Broadway stuff is fun

"I mean, that Broadway stuff is fun"

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if you only have to do it once.

"if you only have to do it once."

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So, what's the, uh, second bird?

"So, what's the, uh, second bird?"

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Well, I mean, I wanted to see what you wanted in return.

"Well, I mean, I wanted to see what you wanted in return."

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Is that the kind of friend that you think that I am?

"Is that the kind of friend that you think that I am?"

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I get how I could come off that way,

"I get how I could come off that way,"

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but let's just use this as an example

"but let's just use this as an example"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Well, why the sudden thawing of your icy heart?

"Well, why the sudden thawing of your icy heart?"

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Well, because I realized

"Well, because I realized"

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that the world is even colder than I am.

"that the world is even colder than I am."

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You know, and the only thing that you can do

"You know, and the only thing that you can do"

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to keep from freezing to death is

"to keep from freezing to death is"

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have good friends around you to keep you warm.

"have good friends around you to keep you warm."

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my bitch powers to protect the people that I care about.

"my bitch powers to protect the people that I care about."

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Don't tell anyone.

"Don't tell anyone."

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Okay. I made it in time

"Okay. I made it in time"

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for the second act, and you were really good.

"for the second act, and you were really good."

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I just can't believe I screwed it all up.

"I just can't believe I screwed it all up."

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I mean, I had everything, and

"I mean, I had everything, and"

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all my dreams had come true,

"all my dreams had come true,"

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and I threw it away.

"and I threw it away."

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And for what?

"And for what?"

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Nothing.

"Nothing."

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Listen, I don't know what Sidney is going to do to you tomorrow.

"Listen, I don't know what Sidney is going to do to you tomorrow."

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Maybe he'll fire you.

"Maybe he'll fire you."

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I know I would.

"I know I would."

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that can't be held down.

"that can't be held down."

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It's like Russell Crowe and Johnny Carson.

"It's like Russell Crowe and Johnny Carson."

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No matter how awful you are,

"No matter how awful you are,"

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people are always gonna want to work with you.

"people are always gonna want to work with you."

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That was kind of nice, I think, but...

"That was kind of nice, I think, but..."

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You're a really good friend, Santana.

"You're a really good friend, Santana."

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Oh, I'm gonna take this all for myself.

"Oh, I'm gonna take this all for myself."

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Finally, I get some alone time with you on the couch.

"Finally, I get some alone time with you on the couch."

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I feel like I haven't seen you in days.

"I feel like I haven't seen you in days."

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Well, you never know who she might introduce you to

"Well, you never know who she might introduce you to"

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who could help us in our careers.

"who could help us in our careers."

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I mean, literally, all her friends are rich and famous.

"I mean, literally, all her friends are rich and famous."

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Why? Because

"Why? Because"

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you haven't filled me in on any of the gossip.

"you haven't filled me in on any of the gossip."

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You spend six hours a day with her,

"You spend six hours a day with her,"

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"Hey, I'm talking poverty with Bono," or-or tales

""Hey, I'm talking poverty with Bono," or-or tales"

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of lunch at Balthazar with Karl Lagerfeld or Condi Rice.

"of lunch at Balthazar with Karl Lagerfeld or Condi Rice."

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It's not like that at all.

"It's not like that at all."

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It's-it's just me and June.

"It's-it's just me and June."

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Well, is-is she being inappropriate?

"Well, is-is she being inappropriate?"

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Because I draw a line.

"Because I draw a line."

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What? No. Gross. Not at all.

"What? No. Gross. Not at all."

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Um, well, we're, um, planning a... a show.

"Um, well, we're, um, planning a... a show."

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It's just like a one-night-only showcase.

"It's just like a one-night-only showcase."

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Oh, my God, that's amazing!

"Oh, my God, that's amazing!"

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Why didn't you tell me?

"Why didn't you tell me?"

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I just wanted to make sure that your part was more fleshed out.

"I just wanted to make sure that your part was more fleshed out."

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I get to be in it?!

"I get to be in it?!"

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But I-I thought she hated me.

"But I-I thought she hated me."

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Well, she doesn't hate you.

"Well, she doesn't hate you."

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You're such a sweetheart!

"You're such a sweetheart!"

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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin the surprise.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin the surprise."

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Oh, okay, I'm not gonna ask you anything else, but

"Oh, okay, I'm not gonna ask you anything else, but"

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Oh, I love you so much. Oh.

"Oh, I love you so much. Oh."

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Rachel, have a seat.

"Rachel, have a seat."

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for how everything turned out.

"for how everything turned out."

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Oh, please. It's okay.

"Oh, please. It's okay."

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As you young people say, "I totally understand."

"As you young people say, "I totally understand.""

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- Really? - Yeah.

"- Really? - Yeah."

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I mean, you wanted out of a performance,

"I mean, you wanted out of a performance,"

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and I told you "no" in no uncertain terms.

"and I told you "no" in no uncertain terms."

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Mr. Greene...

"Mr. Greene..."

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Let me finish.

"Let me finish."

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You lied to me.

"You lied to me."

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You know, I'm disappointed.

"You know, I'm disappointed."

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Now, I personally feel betrayed.

"Now, I personally feel betrayed."

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But I'm not going to fire you.

"But I'm not going to fire you."

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- Oh. Really? - No.

"- Oh. Really? - No."

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I wanted to fire you.

"I wanted to fire you."

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I spent all day trying to fire you.

"I spent all day trying to fire you."

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I spoke to Rupert, the other investors,

"I spoke to Rupert, the other investors,"

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and they all agreed

"and they all agreed"

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that you're an ambitious, irresponsible child.

"that you're an ambitious, irresponsible child."

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What can we do?

"What can we do?"

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You're our star. We need you.

"You're our star. We need you."

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Well, Mr. Greene, I... I know I made a mistake,

"Well, Mr. Greene, I... I know I made a mistake,"

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but I had an opportunity come my way,

"but I had an opportunity come my way,"

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and I just... I thought...

"and I just... I thought..."

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Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, you thought.

"Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, you thought."

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I've seen this all the time,

"I've seen this all the time,"

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