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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Chocolate Milk (S02E02)

"How did you get her to change her mind?"
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"I had to compromise everything I stand for."
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"You are now, and always have been the superior police officer."
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"I'm sorry you had to go through that."
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"and it would be foolish to give it up over a petty feud."
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"Here, this is for you."
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"It's a grade for your performance these past two days."
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"A letter grade, so as to not be weird about it."
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"Or is, like, "A" the highest?"
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"Gregory confessed to the stabbing."
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"I just talked to my wife."
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"We're waiting on the operation."
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"I got you a present."
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"Do you know what a present is, Terry?"
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"or I'll rip your tiny head off."
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"No. No. No! Come here."
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"I hate being friends with you!"
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"Okay, great. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"You should let it soar."
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"chocolate and milk."
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"so I need to be back in a few hours"
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"Sorry, I forgot you were such a Ross-head."
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"He was supposed to be my silent partner,"
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"That's the worst part of both of those things."
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"Where were you? This is chaos."
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"Gina's been filing evidence by "perp" hotness."
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"Dude. Why are you going to your ex-wife's engagement party at all?"
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"Hey, hey. How did it go? Is his voice all high-pitched now?"
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"I'm so strong."
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"And they made me black."
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"We weren't able to do the procedure."
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"No, his body is so physically massive"
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"Oh, wow."
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"Yes."
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"And since my arrival, violent crime has gone down by 17.3%,"
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"from this precinct's problems with a flashy presentation?"
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"I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk. I've had a couple,"
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"The text reads, "Your ideas are dumb-dumb batter"
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"Classy. All right, well, we've taken up enough of your time."
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"Enjoy the rest of your day and go back to your life as a pile of human fences."
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"or anyone else, fleeing the scene of the crime."
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"Oh, God!"
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"No. Charles. Just because we have secret, shameful sex,"
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""Instead, make a tiny muscular friend for me to play with.""
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"That's enough."
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"Look, I'm only trying to protect you from your very stupid self."
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"Friend-friends. You and I are work-friends."
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"Spot-checks are done. Needless to say, I am thoroughly underwhelmed."
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"but I will, because I did. So..."
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"That's what you've been mad about all these years?"
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"Then, what are you mad about?"
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"Something in the form of groveling?"
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"That grade is the only thing standing between"
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"Sarge. Hey."
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"the night of the stabbing?"
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"I stabbed him. I did it."
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"Hey, mon."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"How'd the interrogation go?"
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"Nice work."
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"Thanks for taking care of me."
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"I care about my friends."
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"Now, eat your carrots,"
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"and afterwards, I will be your friend chariot"
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"Hey! Oh!"
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"Forget friends. Let's go as "Bone Bros"."
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"Hey. What do you think of Captain Holt?"
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"Because I'm not done with my testicles yet. I'm going to let them sing."
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"Sarge, wait up. Come on. Don't be mad."
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"and applied some of my signature Amy charm."
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"I figured out the case."
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"Wow. Respect, mon. I'm going to read you my toast in the car."
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"I just figured it was some "Milkers"."
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"Thank you for coming. I wasn't sure if you'd get my message."
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"What?"
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"All right, I promise. I promise."
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"You can't live in your ex-wife's basement anymore."
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"I'm sorry, your what-what vasectomy?"
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"What is wrong with them? All I drank when I was a baby was chocolate milk."
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"It was all a misunderstanding."
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"Gregory Phillips."
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"So, go alone. Maybe you'll meet some new bag."
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"All right, here we go. Finally."
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"That is enough, Jake."
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"Nah, I definitely want one. That was the drugs talking. I was high as a kite."
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"Me and my business school buddies get together every Monday"
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"Have a good one."
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"Why don't I drive you?"
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"as that kind of friend."
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"Guess you won't be manning the tip line."
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"She sabotaged my career because I refused to bed her."
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"she'll ditch her wife for the night."
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"And thank you, adorable little baby, who's probably giving"
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"because it only seemed work aprope."
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"I'm just here to give you a ride home"
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"No big deal. Just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year."
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"Your tiny head has a big heart inside it."
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"I'm going to talk to my wife when she comes home."
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"Ah!"
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"because you're so full of protein."
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"to catch my ride to the doctor's."
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"Can you think of anyone who might want to harm you?"
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"is a great way to make friends."
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"Uh... Time for my appointment, Jake."
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"The bitterness of the chocolate brings out the sourness in the milk."
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"My sister was going to go with me to an engagement party,"
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"Hey! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Don't sweet-talk me, Holt."
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"Ah! Good."
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"Check again. And now, it's sleepy time."
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"We were doomed the minute she slithered into the precinct."
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"He doesn't want this."
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"and I was wondering if you wanted to go, as friends."
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"Not what kind of friends?"
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"I get it. I'm the sweater. No."
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"Jake, I have no idea what you're talking about, but good luck."
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"Everything's cool."
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"I'm so sorry. I just got some bad news."
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"Did you tell her we slept together twice?"
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