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Clips from The Simpsons - Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 2 (S07E07)

"- What? Oh! Oh. - I had an idea, Chief."
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"Why don't we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?"
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"Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?"
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"I'll drive."
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"Eureka!"
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"- Ooh, nice eyelash. Yours? - No."
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"Ooh, ooh, hey, ooh, oh. That takes eight to 10 weeks."
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"Did I say weeks? 'Cause I meant seconds."
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"What do you got, the whole town's D.N.A. on file?"
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"Yuh-huh. If you've ever handled a penny, the government's got your D.N.A."
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"Why do you think they keep them in circulation? The scan's finished."
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"Now it's gonna narrow it down to the family bloodline."
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"- Homer Simpson! - Bingo."
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"Hey, Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?"
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"I'm sorry, kid. We got Simpson D.N.A. on Burns's clothing..."
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"and your father was identified by the old man himself."
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"D.N.A. Positive I.D."
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"D.N.A. Positive I.D."
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"- Those won't hold up in any court. Run, Dad! - Hey, ho!"
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"Look what I found under Mr. Simpson's car seat."
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"I swear, I've never seen that gun before."
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"They why are your fingerprints all over it, sir?"
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"This bullet matches the one we took out of Burns."
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"- D'oh! - Yeah, that's what they all say."
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"They all say, "D'oh. ""
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"Yeah, we need two cups of coffee..."
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"and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes, with extra dipping sauce."
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"Please pull up to the service window, please."
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"The wagon's too tall. Oh, I don't wanna have to get out."
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"I'll just drive up on the curb."
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"Blughh."
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"- Almost got it. - Drop the food, Chief!"
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"Dang fools. Drive-through's not for a-parkin'."
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"Diane, I'm going to take my break now."
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"Hi, everybody!"
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"Ho... mer Simp... son."
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"Okay, that was a little strange."
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"Um, tell me, how you feeling today?"
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"D'oh, Simpson."
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"Hmm, that seems to be all you can say."
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"When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?"
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"The police have such a strong case against Homer."
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"Mr. Burns said he did it. They have Homer's D.N.A."
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"They have Simpson D.N.A. It could have come from any of us."
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"Except you, since you're a Bouvier."
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"Okay, Mom. Anyway, my point is..."
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"the evidence isn't as concrete as it seems."
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"Like those fingerprints. They could have gotten on the gun some other way."
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"Are you sure you don't want me to hold one of your ice-cream cones?"
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"You chose fruit. You live with fruit."
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"Eww! Why is this on the floor?"
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"And we don't even know whose gun that was."
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"Maybe somebody planted it there to frame Dad."
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"No. We can't start thinking that way about our own family members."
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"Suspicion could tear us apart."
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"That's right. We all gotta stick together..."
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"if we're gonna have any hope of bringing that awful Homer to justice."
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"Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files."
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"And now Waylon Smithers, who's been a real good sport about that wrongful arrest thing-"
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"- Waylon. - Thank you."
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"As Montgomery Burns's closest friend, I'm certain there is nothing he would want more..."
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"than swift, brutal revenge against Homer Simpson."
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"Therefore, I am offering a $50,000 reward for his capture."
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"- Dead or alive. - Holy cow! Me first! Me first!"
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"Homer Simpson?"
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"So, you finally learned my name, eh?"
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"Homer Simpson."
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"You won't be telling anyone else that Homer Simpson shot you."
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"The scene of the crime. There must be something here that can clear Dad."
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"- Clue. Clue. - That's it."
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"So, the D.N.A. was right."
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"- It must have been- Oh, Dad! - Attention, all units."
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"Homer Simpson has been sighted. Proceed at once to Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital."
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"Be careful when we capture him."
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"Stop! Don't shoot my dad!"
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"He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a fly."
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"- Homer Simpson. - Stop telling them it was me!"
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"- I'll kill you for saying it was me! - Homer Simpson."
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"What is the meaning of this?"
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"Smithers, who is this beast that's shaking me?"
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"D'oh!"
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"before."
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"Shot? By you?"
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"Your kind has neither the cranial capacity..."
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"nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm."
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"The one who shot me was-"
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"M-Maggie Simpson!"
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"With the sun-blocker in place and the town aghast, I was on top of the world."
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"So, I wanted to kick up my heels and indulge my sweet tooth."
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"I feel like celebrating."
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"Yes."
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"But with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."
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"I think you'd better drop it."
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"Taking the candy proved exceedingly difficult."
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"I said drop it!"
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"Stricken, I lurched forth in search of aid."
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"But finding only slack-jawed gawkers..."
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"I gave up and collapsed on the sundial."
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"you pointed to "W" and "S.""
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"Or, from your point of view, "M" and "S.""
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"- Maggie Simpson. - What? No!"
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"With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold fillings and swallowed them."
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"Those paramedics have sticky fingers."
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"Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered..."
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"and we can all get back to normal."
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"I'm afraid that's insufficient. Officer, arrest the baby."
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"Yeah, right, Pops."
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"No jury in the world's gonna convict a baby."
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"Shh!"
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"Smithers, wait your turn. There's plenty of hot water for all."
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"Case closed. Now, where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse."
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"the very time that Smithers was at home watching Pardon My Zinger."
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"- He's in show business. He's a celebrity. - Let's roll, boys."
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"El diablo con dinero"
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"Dinner alone."
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""Who fell into the china hutch?""
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"There's no need to be a prickly pear."
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"- The gunman has a name-o. - Chief! Chief!"
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"No, no, no, when I took your father's name..."
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"Yeah, right."
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