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Clips from Who's the Boss? - Guess Who's Coming Forever? (S01E01)

"I Iove when things work out."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, Mother, Iook at this. Look how niceIy they did this bathroom."
Who's the Boss?
"Mother! They're the faucets I have!"
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, weII, I'm sure bIah can be functionaI."
Who's the Boss?
"But Iook here, AngeIa. AngeIa, Iook at these beauties."
Who's the Boss?
"-These are the ones I'm going to buy. -Mother!"
Who's the Boss?
"Fine, Mother, order the faucets."
Who's the Boss?
"$3500 for a bathtub?"
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, I just got the basic modeI."
Who's the Boss?
"Eight jets, and it onIy seats two peopIe."
Who's the Boss?
"Mother, I toId you I didn't want to go ahead untiI we got an estimate."
Who's the Boss?
"I got an estimate. A week from Wednesday."
Who's the Boss?
"You don't mind if the BattaIias come in and have a beer, do you?"
Who's the Boss?
"I am paying them by the hour."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, yeah. Hey, they'II drink fast. Come on in, guys."
Who's the Boss?
"-HeIIo. -Hey, hey, hey, father and son."
Who's the Boss?
"Hey, hey, hey, mother and daughter."
Who's the Boss?
"-Dynamite faucets. -Thanks, Dom."
Who's the Boss?
"-Mother. -The man has taste."
Who's the Boss?
"WouId you mind giving me an estimate..."
Who's the Boss?
"...on how much the bathroom wiII cost?"
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, weII, that depends on how many extras you want, you know?"
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, yes."
Who's the Boss?
"You want water?"
Who's the Boss?
"She wants eIectricity and-- You want to write it down, son, pIease?"
Who's the Boss?
"EIectricity and water."
Who's the Boss?
"Do you want a door?"
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, it is a bathroom."
Who's the Boss?
"Do you want it to open?"
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, I think she wants it to open."
Who's the Boss?
"AII right, we got eIectricity, water...."
Who's the Boss?
"Okay, $2200."
Who's the Boss?
"-Yo, hey, paisan. -Six hundred doIIars."
Who's the Boss?
"Dom, Iook, I want you to make money, but Iet's not try to retire, huh?"
Who's the Boss?
"What are you doing? Are you gouging my friends?"
Who's the Boss?
"Tony, wiII you? I am just aIIowing myseIf..."
Who's the Boss?
"...a profit which is commensurate..."
Who's the Boss?
"...with the socioeconomic status of my cIient."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, what do you caII that, Dom?"
Who's the Boss?
"Gouging."
Who's the Boss?
"AngeIa, with aII the money we're saving..."
Who's the Boss?
"...now we can go for the 8-foot picture window."
Who's the Boss?
"What 8-foot picture window?"
Who's the Boss?
"The one in the sitting room that Iooks out through the eIms."
Who's the Boss?
"-Right into my bedroom. -Big deaI."
Who's the Boss?
"It's not as though anything happens there."
Who's the Boss?
"That wasn't necessary. Why wouId you do that?"
Who's the Boss?
"-What did you get us into, Dad? -This is just a famiIy squabbIe."
Who's the Boss?
"You know how famiIies are."
Who's the Boss?
"Mother, you do not put a picture window in a rustic barn."
Who's the Boss?
"No picture window."
Who's the Boss?
"No picture window, no Mona, no apartment."
Who's the Boss?
"I mean, I don't care who Iives in it."
Who's the Boss?
"AII I know is I'm buiIding it. I got a contract."
Who's the Boss?
"That's why they caII me a contractor."
Who's the Boss?
"So that's where that came from."
Who's the Boss?
"Look, Mona, if you find yourseIf with a few extra minutes..."
Who's the Boss?
"...why don't you come on upstairs and watch me spackIe."
Who's the Boss?
"What are you two doing? What are we taIking about here?"
Who's the Boss?
"A bathtub, a picture window..."
Who's the Boss?
"...a coupIe of faucets that are rated PG-1 3."
Who's the Boss?
"-There's more important things in Iife. -Yeah."
Who's the Boss?
"The most important thing in Iife is for her to run everybody's Iife!"
Who's the Boss?
"-I'm just trying to teII you what's right. -What's right?"
Who's the Boss?
"You are a rigid, uptight, stick-in-the-mud!"
Who's the Boss?
"And you are a frivoIous seIf-centred chiId!"
Who's the Boss?
"Face it, AngeIa, we have absoIuteIy nothing in common!"
Who's the Boss?
"You're right, absoIuteIy nothing!"
Who's the Boss?
"-You're both pig-headed. -We're not--!"
Who's the Boss?
"It's fine, Mother."
Who's the Boss?
"Whatever you decide to do with the apartment is fine..."
Who's the Boss?
"...because I am never, ever setting foot in it. Ever!"
Who's the Boss?
"-Come on, now.... -That's the best news I've heard aII day."
Who's the Boss?
"-Is that a promise? -It is!"
Who's the Boss?
"Good, then I'm moving up there right now."
Who's the Boss?
"There's noth--"
Who's the Boss?
"You know, I thought BrookIyn was Ioud."
Who's the Boss?
"-Oh, hi, Dad. -Hi, sweetheart."
Who's the Boss?
"She stiII doesn't have heat or water..."
Who's the Boss?
"...so as soon as AngeIa Ieft, I snuck her in the bathroom."
Who's the Boss?
"Good idea. A week out in that barn, and she must be kind of ripe."
Who's the Boss?
"Don't worry about it. We're taking care of her."
Who's the Boss?
"Hi, everybody."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, I got to the expressway and I reaIized I forgot my credit cards."
Who's the Boss?
"-...to Ieave home without them. -I'm Iost without mine."
Who's the Boss?
"See? See?"
Who's the Boss?
"-Good Iuck, Dad. -Thanks, have a good game."
Who's the Boss?
"-I'm here to serve. -Tony..."
Who's the Boss?
"-...what is going on around here? -Nothing, nothing."
Who's the Boss?
"I want you to save your energy to fight them bargain hunters at Gucci's."
Who's the Boss?
"-Mother. -AngeIa."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, you stiII remember each other's names."
Who's the Boss?
"I must have made a wrong turn. Which way is it to the heaIth cIub?"
Who's the Boss?
"The heaIth cIub."
Who's the Boss?
"Is she a riot? Is she--? She's--"
Who's the Boss?
"After everything, she hasn't Iost her sense of humour."
Who's the Boss?
"-I have. -Who wiII notice?"
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, here's 50 cents for the shower I took..."
Who's the Boss?
"...and I made a phone caII. Here's my dime."
Who's the Boss?
"-Mother. -Yes?"
Who's the Boss?
"A phone caII is 20 cents now."
Who's the Boss?
"Put it on my biII."
Who's the Boss?
"How Iong is this gonna go on? Go up there and taIk to her."
Who's the Boss?
"I said I was not going up there, and I'm not."
Who's the Boss?
"She meant what she said, and that hurts."
Who's the Boss?
"And what reaIIy hurts is that she's right."
Who's the Boss?
"Sometimes I-- I wish I were Iess Iike me and more Iike her."
Who's the Boss?
"-Aw, come on-- -No, reaIIy, she's this free spirit..."
Who's the Boss?
"...and I'm so controIIed and conservative, and...."
Who's the Boss?
"-Rigid and uptight. -Thanks a Iot, Tony."
Who's the Boss?
"Stick-in-the-mud was.... But she doesn't mean it that way."
Who's the Boss?
"Your mother has a hard time expressing her feeIings about you..."
Who's the Boss?
"...but she feeIs. She feeIs, Iet me teII you."
Who's the Boss?
"-Excuse me-- -Excuse me, this is my house."
Who's the Boss?
"You do not come busting in here Iike this."
Who's the Boss?
"Right, sorry."
Who's the Boss?
"-Come in. -Excuse me, Mrs. Bower..."
Who's the Boss?
"...wouId it be aII right if I borrowed your fire extinguisher?"
Who's the Boss?
"-Oh, my God. Oh, my God, a fire. -I got it, I got it."
Who's the Boss?
"No probIemo! No probIemo!"
Who's the Boss?
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