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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Tree's a Crowd (S11E11)

"looking pretty good right now, huh?"
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"Hello, family."
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"(chuckles) Oh. Hi, Jerry. Welcome."
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"-How are you? -Sorry."
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"I would've knocked, but you know I abhor violence."
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"I was grinding polenta for our lunch."
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"My arm's kinda tender."
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"Polenta elbow is a real thing."
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"Marianne Williamson was the only candidate"
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"with the guts to talk about it."
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"I'm hanging in there."
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"But the truth is, Claire, in this light,"
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"you're reminding me so much of your mother."
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"-Well, it's the hair. -Same neck."
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"(footsteps approaching)"
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"How wonderful to meet you."
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"Full disclosure-- I'm a hugger."
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"I'm sorry, I'm not very comfortable with that,"
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"because I'm a kisser."
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"-(chuckles softly, smooches) -(chuckles)"
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"Oh, what a lovely necklace."
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"Well, thank you."
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"It was made from the wreckage of a Japanese whaling ship."
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"How can the same people that gave us the haiku"
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"want to hunt such a graceful creature?"
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"Uh, well, I can guarantee"
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"that absolutely no vegetables were harmed"
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"it's been proven that plants feel pain."
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"Yes, they scream when you rip them from the ground."
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"Oh, um, then you're gonna hate"
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"That's okay. They're drunk."
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"(both laugh)"
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"Oh. Well, it is such a nice day outside."
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"Why don't the two of you"
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"enjoy your wine in the backyard"
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"while we finish setting up in here?"
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"What a lovely idea."
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"Oh, Farrah, did you know"
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"that Jerry is following the butterfly migration?"
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"All the way to Méjico?"
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"That is one of my favorite places on this Earth."
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"-Oh, you've been there? -Not in ages,"
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"but I would love to visit in this life."
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"-This is going so much better than we even hoped! -(door closes)"
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"It's so weird. Jerry has such a type."
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"I mean, Farrah and my mom are the--"
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"My mom. She's in the backyard."
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"Ohhhh, right."
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"Oh, God."
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"How did she get here?"
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"I thought she was at Mitchell's house."
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"I don't understand."
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"Of course."
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"Dede, I never would have flirted with another woman"
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"in front of you."
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"-Ew. -Dede needs me."
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"I shouldn't go anywhere."
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"But-- But what-- But what about the butterflies"
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"Claire, I can feel it."
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"Your mother is in pain right now."
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"Are-- Are we absolutely sure it's the tree?"
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"under the broiler."
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"I don't mean to overreact,"
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"but I think the situation may call for"
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"(low-pitching vocalizing)"
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"(vocalizing)"
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"-Okay, I'll go first. -Okay."
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"-I'm tall. -Tall."
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"Mitchell, quick-- me or Matt Damon?"
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"-Uh-- Okay, I'll give you that one. -Yeah."
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"Um, alright, now me. Um..."
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"* Aaah * Perfect pitch."
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"And I've never had a cavity."
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"Well, I had an aunt that lived to 110,"
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"and she smoked a pipe every day."
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"-I'm responsible. -I'm nurturing."
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"Uh-- Okay. I'm nurturing, too."
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"When Lily was a baby, I sang her to sleep every night,"
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"with perfect pitch."
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"* Aaah *"
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"through the window every morning"
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"when I would drop her off at school,"
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"Okay, uh... you know what?"
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"You-- You be the donor."
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"Oh, Mitchell, I don't think I can, either."
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"It would kill me to have a little button-nose beauty"
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"out there kicking up a storm"
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"as the first female punter or the first male Rockette."
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"We begged them."
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"We're gonna look like such flakes."
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"-They're gonna be heartbroken. -How do we tell them?"
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"We're just gonna have to be completely honest."
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"We could tell them the microwave's been on the fritz"
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"Okay."
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"-Hey. -Hi. It's us."
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"Hey. What a surprise."
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"Uh-- Uh, honey? Mitch and Cam are here!"
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"-Listen, we're sorry for dropping in like this. -Mm-hmm."
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"-Uh, but there's something we need to tell you. -Yeah."
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"Um...we're just not comfortable donating sperm."
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"we were so flattered."
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"Yeah. No problem."
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"-Oh, really? -It's totally fine."
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"Thank you so much for letting us know."
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"-Oh. Oh, yeah. -Mwah."
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"-Okay. -Hey, have a good one."
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"-Sure. -Bye. Bye."
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"That was... so easy."
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"Yeah. Yeah, like, really easy."
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"Wait, was it too easy?"
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"-Hi. It's us again. -Yeah."
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"Listen, um... what just happened?"
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"Because we just cratered your entire family planning,"
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"You don't seem too broken up about it."
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"Uh-- No, no, we're super-sad."
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"We're just lesbians."
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"-Oh. Oh, of course. -Okay. That's on us."
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"-That is on... -Okay."
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"-(man laughs) -Who's that?"
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"-Campbell. -No, it's not."
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