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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Tree's a Crowd (S11E11)

"She needs to go."
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"(drumming)"
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"* Oh-ohhhh *"
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"-Ohhhhh! -Farrah!"
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"Oh, I am so sorry."
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"I didn't realize you wanted it"
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"to keep flooding in the Philippines."
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"I don't want it to keep flooding"
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"It's okay."
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"-I'll just go in the other room. -Great."
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"Ugh."
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"It's Jerry. I can't."
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"It's gonna be 45 minutes about how much he misses Mom"
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"and then some overshare about their sex life."
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"Claire, he's family."
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"-(sighs) -(ringing stops)"
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"How are you?"
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"Yeah."
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"No, I know. We miss her, too."
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"Yeah, constantly exploring, always sticking their fingers"
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"-in everything. -Hmm."
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"(laughs)"
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"What a fun image of my late mother-in-law."
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"Really?"
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"Let me just-- Let me just check to see"
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"-if we're gonna be around. -(cellphone clicks)"
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"the butterfly migration to Mexico"
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"and wants to stop by tomorrow to say hi."
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"No way. Make up an excuse."
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"I'm a terrible liar."
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"Tough."
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"is another hippie kook."
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"Oh, it finally happened."
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"I'm my father."
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"Oh, my goddesses, there you are."
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"Oh, Claire, would you be comfortable"
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"rubbing this just above my buttocks"
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"while I offer up a Tibetan pain chant?"
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"But I might know someone who could help you out."
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"Honestly, Jerry, it's that, uh..."
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"Claire and I have-- have hit a rough patch."
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"She's been huffing... cans of whipped cream."
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"I mean..."
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"(normal voice) Underneath our bed"
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"looks like backstage at a pie-eating contest."
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"Just get him here as fast as you can. Come on."
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"Uh, actually, Jerry, everything's fine."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"-(cellphone beeps) -What the hell was that?"
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"Jerry's lonely, Farrah's lonely,"
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"they both glom onto us."
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"We set them up, they'll glom onto each other,"
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"and then she can bang his drum."
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"My beautiful genius."
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"Oop, sorry. Hold on."
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"(gasps) Oooh."
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"(sighs) Ooooh."
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"Now I just have to find someone to set you up with."
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"Oh, breaking out the good stuff, huh?"
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"Well, you know what?"
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"We're finally close friends with a lesbian couple,"
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"and-- and I-- I want them to feel as special to us"
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"Okay, hold on. One moment."
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"-Bink! -Okay, well, as I am."
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"-Okay. -(clicks tongue)"
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"-Hi. -CAMPBELL: Oh, my gosh."
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"You guys are such a cute family."
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"Oh, gosh, that picture."
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"That was taken at an amusement park."
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"(laughs) "Real Bigfoot,""
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"-Oh, my God. You're so funny. -Yeah. Sure. Okay."
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"Let's go with "he was making a joke.""
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"We're thinking of starting one of our own."
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"-(gasps) Congratulations. -Amazing."
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"Oh, how are you gonna do it? What's the plan?"
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"Actually, we wanted to ask you something about that."
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"when a lesbian couple asks him for his sperm."
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"-Unless you're Mitchell and me. -Yeah."
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"All of our friends have been asked,"
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"while we have been cruelly overlooked."
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"It's painful."
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"It's like not getting picked to play kickball."
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"Well, that never happened to me."
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"I was my kickball team's captain."
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"Well, only after our star"
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"broke his leg and had to be put down."
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"-He was a-- -A mule."
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"Go ahead. Ask us anything."
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"Well, you know we think the world of you guys."
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"First of all,"
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"would you judge us if we didn't adopt?"
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"Oh, that's such a relief."
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"is finding someone who can--"
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"Donate?"
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"Yes."
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"You know, we don't want anyone involved"
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"so we were just thinking of going to the sperm bank."
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"That's a good option,"
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"but make sure the janitors are handsome,"
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"because, you know, they have the keys to everything."
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"Well, we also thought about asking my brother."
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"Oh, you don't want to go down that road."
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""My daddy, my uncle, my daddy, my uncle.""
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"It's Chinatown."
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"you know, with a little distance,"
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"that you know and-- and trust."
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"Who's attractive and healthy."
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"And who hasn't had mental illness in their family"
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"in at least a generation and a half."
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"Well, that's the dream. (chuckles)"
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"-Well, dreams can come true. -Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, my God. Thank you, guys."
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"No, thank you."
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"-will you let us know? -Yeah."
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"-Here's your cappuccino. -Ah."
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"None for me."
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"I don't need to be sharp to experience the empty void"
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"that is life without Sherry Shaker."
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"What are these little drawings in the milk?"
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"Ay, papi, if you can survive me driving three blocks"
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