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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Big House Pt. 2 (S05E05)

"What's he doing in there?"
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"Unless he's just having sex-- no, but he's a huge homophobe."
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"We'll check it out later,"
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"- Hawkins must be through security by now."
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"Rosa promised us three minutes, tops."
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"- I'm not Captain Holt."
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"And, to help me pass as a straight..."
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"Kevin's rose-shearing hat."
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"So, I hear you want me to put in a good word for you"
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"with the warden?"
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"- Yes."
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"- I love this. This is so much fun for me."
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"- See who? - My female wife, Crystal."
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"named Jamie-Lynn. One night,"
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"kissing Jamie-Lynn's... heavy breasts."
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"She flew into a rage, and now she's serving"
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"five years for aggravated assault."
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"- Hey, I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah, thanks, man."
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"Hey. Bring it in?"
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"Oh... [inhales deeply]"
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"- That's the signal. Go!"
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"- [sighs happily]"
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"- Pretty please? - More."
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"- With sugar on top? - More."
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""Maxim" Hot 100 honoree Jasmine Sanders."
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"- 35 seconds on the download."
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"There's nothing more intoxicating"
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"than the clear absence of a penis."
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"But, you're right. I need to forget about Crystal."
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"Thanks for the advice."
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"I'm off to... plow my mistress."
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"- Time's up."
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"Hello? Diaz!"
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"You don't even beg well. Have fun rotting in prison."
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"- So, you really think this is where"
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"Romero's stashing the drugs?"
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"What does Blizz look like? - Like little white candies."
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"it'll eventually kill me."
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"Oh, twinsies."
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"What is this? A melon baller?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"- So, he brings a brick of drugs into the shower"
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"- The soap dish. - No, in the soap."
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"That's much better. I get it."
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"- I did it! I cracked the case!"
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"from rubbing drugs on, like, your eyes and armpits"
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"Whoop, you definitely can. Here it comes."
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"Whoa-oh-oh, Caleb!"
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"Huh? Are you, Mr. Warden? I think we should be able"
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"to decorate our own cells, don't you? I mean, choose"
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"our own wallpaper, laminated flooring,"
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"crown molding--my friend Charles loves crown molding."
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"- Yes, and you should too, you know? Get on my level."
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"Because quite frankly, we're not on the same wavelength,"
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"That's weird, I can't say the word "agg" anymore."
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"Wait, why am I here?"
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"- Blizz. - Yes! Romero is smuggling"
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"- Interesting. Hey, that's good work."
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"- I know! I am the smartest man"
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"of agg time! "Agg time.""
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"Agg time! That was it."
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"[door slams, Jake yelps]"
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"Oh, man, I have a lot of energy."
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"Wait, no--I'm exhausted."
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"I wonder if I can touch the ceiling."
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"[grunting]"
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"- Peralta. - [gasps softly]"
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"- Rombargo."
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"- Where were you with that guard?"
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"- [huffs] When is Hawkins gonna unlock her phone?"
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"We've been staring at her stupid face"
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"- I thought we agreed that's a bad idea."
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"- What other options do we have?"
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"- There is still the podcast."
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"- Guys, she unlocked the phone."
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"She's in the app and she's typing."
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""Diamond emoji in locker 805."
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"Bus station, Linden, NJ. Pickup 5:15.""
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"- We have one hour. Let's move."
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"- Answer the question."
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"Why were you coming out of the admin wing"
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"Okay, Jake! Don't freak out."
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"Just stay calm. You're on a crazy amount"
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"The warden was yelling at me."
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"- Are you on Blizz? - What?"
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"[chuckles] What makes you think that?"
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"You're on a crazy amount of Blizz,"
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"but your brain still works."
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"Yep, I am nips-deep in Blizz."
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"- Nice. [laughs]"
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"I was worried you were still a cop,"
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"but what kind of cop does that much meth? [laughs]"
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"- Well, no, no, not meth. Blizz."
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"- Oh! Oh, my God,"
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"I guess I'm addicted to meth."
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"No, I'm not. I just love it"
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"and I am consumed with the thought"
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"of doing it again."
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"- So, now I know I can trust you, huh?"
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"- Oh, no, no, no. You don't have to tell me that."
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"I don't even wanna know. - As bars of soap."
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"Smart. - Congratulations."
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"- Ah...that's great."
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"I think my Blizz is wearing off."
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"I should probably go lie down. - Yeah."
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"Don't let the volume scare you."
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"Volume as in noise or amount?"
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"- Okay, I've got eyes on locker 805."
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"- I'm within sight of both exits."
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"- Copy that. It's almost five."
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"- Charles, what are you doing?"
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"- Taking this undercover mission seriously."
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"Seems like I'm the only one. - It's a bus station."
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"We don't need disguises. Anyone can be here."
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"- [scoffs] Typical shiksa."
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"He's opening 805! Let's go!"
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"- NYPD! Get down!"
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"- No diamonds, just...this."
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"Hello? - It's Hawkins."
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"When will you learn that you will never beat me?"
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