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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Big House Pt. 2 (S05E05)

"and on his training day,"
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"I made him smoke angel dust at gunpoint."
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"King Kong ain't got nothing on me."
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"That's because it's based on my life."
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"Now, Peralta. - I haven't finished"
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"- Remember what you saw here today!"
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"and I'll come for you! I'll come for all of you!"
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"a "delivery" coming in on Wednesday night."
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"You're just gonna leave me in here, in solitary?"
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"Try not to go crazy."
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"with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"What is this, Beirut?"
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"- You know, you don't work here."
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"who shelved this section. - I am."
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"- God, Debbie, what is going on with you?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Debbie? Is that you?"
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"My name is Seamus Murphy."
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"What do you want, Seamus? - To help."
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"Maybe I could give you the proof you need"
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"of stolen diamonds-- stones that tie her"
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"how to find them. - Why would you do that?"
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"But don't think too hard, huh?"
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"Oh, God."
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"- So, how was your first stint in solitary?"
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"More mashed potatoes!"
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"[phones ringing, staff chatting indistinctly]"
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"- We should tread lightly. Seamus Murphy is the head"
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"Detective Scully, or were you having trouble"
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"- Murphy didn't ask me to do anything illegal."
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"but we've been watching Hawkins for a month,"
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"But first: this podcast is brought to you by Fun Frames--"
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"get Jake out of prison?"
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"- I lay out the facts,"
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"people see he was framed."
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"- I know dealing with a criminal is bad news,"
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"but I can't just let Jake sit in prison."
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"- Okay, let's give it a shot. - [giggling] Whoo-hoo!"
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"That was also not about the jumble."
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"[purposeful tune]"
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"[normally] Oh, my God!"
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"- What's up? I'm busy, bitch."
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"that means doing more for the gang."
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"But, maybe... I could learn from you."
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"- Castrate them. - [inhales sharply]"
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"- Hey, I'm in a bind. I need your help."
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"he realizes I'm a snitch, then he castrates me"
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"I'm a snitch, and then Romero castrates me"
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"- A little castrate-y? Yeah, that's what I keep"
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"I'm backed into a corner, I just do what I do best:"
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"- I wouldn't say genius. That camp ran"
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"be a cop, work the case,"
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"All right, this is gonna be tough."
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"I'm really gonna have to thread the needle."
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"- Back when you were making your skin suit, I know."
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"- Moving $5 million in diamonds"
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"is not an everyday activity,"
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"- She's not. I've been tailing her for days."
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"I found something interesting. I was double-checking"
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"I wanted to record Jake for the podcast,"
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"as a guest. - I gave up my Saturday"
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"Oh, one problem. How do I stop myself"
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"the life out of her with my bare hands?"
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"with your bare hands. Well...I think we have a plan."
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"The watching..."
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"- No one is relaxed in a prison shower."
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"It's literally the most tense situation"
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"That must be where he stashes the Blizz."
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"It's where he stashes the Blizz."
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"But...all homophobes are secretly gay."
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"You know what? It doesn't matter."
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"when he's done."
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"We'll get the phone. Captain Holt,"
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"here to see my girl in prison."
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"- Little Rosa Diaz."
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"- "Yes," what?"
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"- Yes...please."
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"- Can I help you? - I'm just trying"
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"to work up the nerve to see her."
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"I was cheating on her with a waitress from Wing Sluts"
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"when I was...philandering, Crystal caught me"
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"She looked exactly like"
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"- It just seems like you wanna be with Jamie-Lynn."
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"I mean, you keep talking about her thigh gap."
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"- That's my favorite part of a woman."
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"- More."
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"*"
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"[both shouting, grunting]"
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"Thanks for coming in."
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"- I mean, it's a good idea. There's no cameras in here."
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"- Oh, I love candies--many say, to the point that"
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"Hey, I found something."
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"Romero doesn't stash the drugs in here."
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"without getting noticed? - Yeah..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He smuggles the Blizz into the prison in--"
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"It's in the soap. - Oh, yeah!"
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"and up under your b-parts, can you?"
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"- And you know what else I think--are you listening?"
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"He says if it doesn't have the crown,"
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"you have to vote it down. - Are you on drugs?"
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"At agg--at agg, at agg."
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"- Yup, you've done a ton of Blizz."
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"- Yes, Blizz! That's why I'm here."
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"Agg time!"
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"for 14 hours. - I don't mind."
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"- This is a dead end. Maybe I should call"
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"with a guard? - Um..."
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"of Blizz, but your brain still works."
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"- 'Cause you just told us."
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"- Okay, Jake."
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"Don't freak out. Just stay calm."
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"- Yeah, that's meth. We just call it Blizz"
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"'cause meth has a bit of an image problem."
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"I can tell you how I smuggle in the Blizz."
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"- [sighing] Oh."
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"You're one of only two people who know."
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"Glad to be part of such an elite group."
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"You know what?"
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