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Clips from Family Guy - Shanksgiving (S18E18)

"All right, everyone, that's lanch."
Family Guy
"I mean, lunch. Sorry, it's my first day."
Family Guy
"This sucks."
Family Guy
"Everyone's eating lanch but me."
Family Guy
"I'm never gonna find a gang."
Family Guy
"Hey. You look like you could use a friend."
Family Guy
"Well, let's just say in prison,"
Family Guy
"this guy comes off."
Family Guy
"You only have to do one thing first."
Family Guy
"As the new white guy in prison,"
Family Guy
"you have to shiv the new black guy."
Family Guy
"Oh, you guys are that kind of gang."
Family Guy
"No one survives on their own."
Family Guy
"So it's either him or you."
Family Guy
"Man, I don't want to hurt Cleveland."
Family Guy
"But I don't want to die. And it would be nice"
Family Guy
"to have people to go to Smash Mouth concerts with."
Family Guy
"Wait, you guys go to Smash Mouth concerts, right?"
Family Guy
"We're Nazis, Peter. We like Smash Mouth."
Family Guy
"without shivving Cleveland."
Family Guy
"Ooh, ooh, I got an idea. There was this prison movie,"
Family Guy
"and-and there was this guy who wanted to win over"
Family Guy
"the other prisoners, and you know what he did?"
Family Guy
"He ate seven eggs. It was amazing."
Family Guy
"So, you bring me seven"
Family Guy
"or some other reasonable amount of eggs..."
Family Guy
"Peter, I know it's 50 eggs."
Family Guy
"Ah, you're a film buff."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Before this, I was in the USC directors program."
Family Guy
"Well, if you can call it that."
Family Guy
"You think you're learning about film,"
Family Guy
"but really you're getting a degree in politics."
Family Guy
"(scoffs) I know, everything is so political."
Family Guy
"So political. Best advice I ever got:"
Family Guy
"whatever business you think you work in,"
Family Guy
"you really work in sales."
Family Guy
"Because you're always selling yourself."
Family Guy
"Yeah, wow, that is... that is good."
Family Guy
"-You are smart. -Well, I didn't say it."
Family Guy
"-I'm just repeating it. -Well, still,"
Family Guy
"y-you recognized its value."
Family Guy
"That-That's not nothing."
Family Guy
"Well, we're so happy you're all here."
Family Guy
"to kick things off with a game of Heads Up!"
Family Guy
"-Daddy, do you want to start? -No."
Family Guy
"You just hold this up to your head,"
Family Guy
"and then we're gonna give you clues to help you guess it."
Family Guy
"I only like games with sticks."
Family Guy
"Go."
Family Guy
"Annie Get Your Gun."
Family Guy
"No, it's on TV."
Family Guy
"Oh. Poirot?"
Family Guy
"What is that? I've never heard of that."
Family Guy
"Uh, it's a Belgian detective on PBS."
Family Guy
"We just love it."
Family Guy
"a-and a millionaire a-and a movie star."
Family Guy
"We already said it's not Poirot."
Family Guy
"It's about people who took a three-hour tour."
Family Guy
"It's on PBS."
Family Guy
"The title character is played by Bob Denver."
Family Guy
"-It's pronounced "David Suchet." -Who's that?"
Family Guy
"-I'm gonna guess Poirot. -It's not Poirot!"
Family Guy
"Damn it, just pass!"
Family Guy
"Okay, this is a movie..."
Family Guy
"Roman J. Israel, Esq."
Family Guy
"ALL: Yay!"
Family Guy
"(indistinct chatter)"
Family Guy
"Come on, Peter, it's him or you."
Family Guy
"And-and he's not so great."
Family Guy
"Don't forget, he's the one who told you"
Family Guy
"all those Schoolhouse Rock! spoilers."
Family Guy
"I had no idea that bill would become a law."
Family Guy
"-(screams) -Sorry, Peter."
Family Guy
"My gang said I wasn't really loco"
Family Guy
"unless I shivved someone,"
Family Guy
"and you're the one guy without gang protection, so..."
Family Guy
"As a Not Cop, I have to shiv a guy in the Latin gang"
Family Guy
"and then blame it on Cleve... (screams)"
Family Guy
"No one made me do this."
Family Guy
"I'm just sick of your overt racism."
Family Guy
"Stop. Look at us."
Family Guy
"We're shivving each other on Thanksgiving."
Family Guy
"Oh, wait, no one shivved Cleveland."
Family Guy
"(screams)"
Family Guy
"But what are we doing?"
Family Guy
"What are all of us doing?"
Family Guy
"Fighting in here amongst ourselves"
Family Guy
"while Brooks is out there waiting for all of us,"
Family Guy
"bagging groceries,"
Family Guy
"adapting to this new world seamlessly..."
Family Guy
"(whispers): Brooks hung himself."
Family Guy
"Oh, my stars."
Family Guy
"The point is, in life,"
Family Guy
"you need to be thankful for what you have."
Family Guy
"I wasn't, and it got me in here."
Family Guy
"I let down my family, especially my wife."
Family Guy
"I just wish she was here so I could tell her I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"Not now, prison ladyboy who talks like my wife"
Family Guy
"to please me sexually."
Family Guy
"LOIS: No, Peter, we're here."
Family Guy
"Lois! What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"I thought you were having Thanksgiving with your parents."
Family Guy
"Chris got caught watching cousin Katie pee,"
Family Guy
"so that kind of ended things."
Family Guy
"Well, I wanted to get caught. That's..."
Family Guy
"It's part of it."
Family Guy
"And the truth is, Peter, we're not a family without you."
Family Guy
"Of course I can, Peter."
Family Guy
"(in Lois' voice): Hi, Peter."
Family Guy
"Who's your little friend?"
Family Guy
"Not now, Prison Lois."
Family Guy
"So it's over?"
Family Guy
"And what was Venice?"
Family Guy
"Same thing it always was, babe:"
Family Guy
"a dream we both wanted to believe."
Family Guy
"(crying)"
Family Guy
"Not now, Front-Sex Lois."
Family Guy
"The important thing is, my days of selfishness"
Family Guy
"and red-wig twinks are over."
Family Guy
"I'm ready to come home with you."
Family Guy
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