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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.4 (S01E01)

"Hi, what's your name?"
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"Do the hustle."
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"Well, sir..."
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"Man, what the fu... is this?"
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"(cheering continues)"
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"Hey, guys, welcome back to Chappelle's Show, man."
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"the big penis club."
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"Hot hand in a dice game, baby girl."
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"No, no, I just bought this baby cash."
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"Chuck, back to you in the studio."
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"Uh-oh, look out,"
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"Hi, thank you!"
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"You want the land, not the money?"
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"You didn't think a fat (bleep) like me"
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"But, I, for one, I'm gonna say it publicly,"
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"not only am I for affirmative action,"
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"Amazing news there."
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"You know, we better check in with Chuck Taylor"
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"Oh, that's a very nice gesture, what will you..."
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"Chuck, I don't know if you know this,"
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"I feel the same way, but I'd like the land, though."
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"(man) Dave Chappelle...!"
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"Fantastic."
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"You know, I'm glad y'all came."
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"There should be some type of reparation..."
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"But, you know, girls get mad at these kinds of things,"
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"So they said, "well, let's get Dave Chappelle for that."
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"because I was unprepared."
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"Ho...!"
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"Oh, you mean, like, "slavery forced"?"
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"I want my reparations for slavery."
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"That's right."
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"(laughs loudly)"
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"Hey, we're gonna pay some bills over here"
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"Diamonds are at their most expensive level ever."
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"I had a blast doing it."
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"Ooooohhhhhh do it."
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"and devised a way that I can compliment women"
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"Hello, ladies. Hello."
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"Hey!"
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"Hey, don't go nowhere."
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"Chuck! In other news..."
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"We, um, we seem to have lost the feed."
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"You have great New York boobs."
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"and Bill Gates has been overtaken."
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"I'm paid in the shade."
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"You know you can buy land with money, don't you?"
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"I'm out."
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"Whoo-hoo."
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"Let's start the show."
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"I'm trying to get paid for the work of my forefathers."
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"just this morning, incredible."
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"Fubu is now the world's largest corporation"
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"This is another amazing development"
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"And I gotta tell you, you guys are one"
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"Can I tell you something?"
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"Are we talking "C" cups?"
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"Psych!"
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"but I've just handed in my resignation here"
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"(deep and throaty) Actually, Chuck, this my real speaking voice."
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"(farting)"
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"Man, this is great."
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"Yeah."
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"Money, okay?"
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