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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - The Tattler (S06E06)

"Now, let's get you strapped up."
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"How do you feel?"
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"- Good. It's working."
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"but I should tell you there's 103 other bidders."
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"- Oof, I am not a fan of getting into bidding wars."
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"but not in my boardroom."
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"- Did you just "oh, damn" yourself?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"You broke some poor kid's science project!"
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"I got this."
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"- Great. So, Danny,"
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"true or false?"
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"Yeah, I'll get it."
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"- Why did you tell Brandon Bliss"
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"You had your long hair and your little earring,"
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"but it was the DDC."
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"I'm almost done with this project,"
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"because what matters"
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"- Are you vamping so you can finish that?"
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"but I wasn't gonna end up like him."
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"- I don't know."
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"You can't be mad at me."
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"- I feel like I'm still pretty mad."
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"and it still doesn't explain how you let everyone think"
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"that your night was worse,"
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"- So did you hear?"
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"is to listen to Hitchcock and Scully more?"
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"- Quentin, can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"- Thank you. Listen."
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"- But what she lacks in perfection,"
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"with an utter and total belief that she is perfect."
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"- Ooh, you said "but," and then you said"
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"something worse. - She is fiercely loyal."
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"- And it's been 12. I counted."
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"Do the world a favor."
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"- Okay."
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"- Sorry. I was just watching."
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"Ugh."
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"and say "peace out." - Uh, no!"
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"- What?"
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"- What are you talking about? - The process worked."
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"That way, we never make a wrong choice."
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"There's equal chance you called them "she""
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"and work at the Nine-Nine. It's too much."
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"- Well, then prepare for me to murder your parents"
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"like the radioactive spider thing you did with me."
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"- You helped me become who I am,"
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"- What? No. I don't think"
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"It's time for me to move on."
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"Vice principal caught me in the library."
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"Put your hands together"
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"for the long-anticipated reunion of..."
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"- The DDC!"
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"- DD... - C!"
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"- DD... - C!"
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"- You get DD..."
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"- Uh, the gas face."
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"- What the hell is the DDC?"
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"- I don't know, but I love it!"
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"- The DDC is the Dope..."
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"- Denim... - Crew."
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"Our 20-year high school reunion"
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"for my own amusement."
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"- But Jake, how can you be excited"
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"to return to your high school,"
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"the scene of... Tattlegate?"
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"- Charles, no one wants to hear this story..."
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"from you."
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"and Jake was riding high."
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"Sophomore year was rough, but now I was back"
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"- Which was my look, and he just copied it."
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"- And it worked! I was finally cool,"
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"in school: Brandon Bliss."
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"- For the record, he could barely read."
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"- He didn't have to read, Gina."
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"- But it wasn't back then!"
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"Back then, it was... everything."
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"and his buddies, steal a school van,"
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"and go get drunk at his parents' cabin,"
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"but the day before we were supposed to go,"
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"someone ratted Brandon out, and he got suspended!"
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"and from that day forward,"
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"- It was not a sexy nickname!"
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"and it ruined my senior year,"
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"but luckily, I'm over all that now."
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"- Not me. I'm gonna go"
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"to this reunion tonight"
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"- Horrifying, but that won't be necessary, Charles,"
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"for my awesome life will do the butthole-kicking this eve."
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"I've got a sweet job, and a super-smart,"
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"incredible wife. Tonight's gonna be awesome."
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"Right, Gina? - Damn straight!"
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"- DD... - C!"
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"- DD... - C!"
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"one bit in 20 years."
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"It's a real indictment of the public school system."
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"- Jake! Tina!"
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"- No way! Mikey J!"
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"Amy, this is Mike Joseph,"
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"AKA the lead funk bassist from my legendary ska band,"
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"Skalvester Skallone. We had one song."
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"all: ♪ Stop or my mom will ska ♪"
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"♪ Stop or my mom will ska"
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"- Whoa! - Hey, man."
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"We were so bad. I can't believe"
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"we thought we were gonna make it."
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"So what have you been up to, man?"
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"- Oh, cool, cool, cool. Never give up."
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"Oh, my God. Tell me everything."
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"will have a lot more full frontal."
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"- Oh!"
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"about "Thor 4: More Thor." I gotta take this."
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"Okay? - All right."
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"So how you doing, Jake?"
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"- Oh, uh..."
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"- Jake's killing it now. He's a detective."
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"Very nice."
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"God, you must have some crazy stories."
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"is successfully negotiating"
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"a high-tension hostage situation"
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