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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge (S03E03)

"in a master feat of mathematical dexterity,"
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"will recite the seven times multiplication table"
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"while balancing a piano and standing in a hammock."
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"- The Great Gonzo! - [fanfare plays]"
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"Seven... Seven times one is, uh..."
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"Seven."
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"Seven times two is, uh... 17."
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"Oh, let me count that."
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"All right. Seven, eight, nine, ten, carry the one..."
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"Well, that act certainly suited Gonzo."
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"Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs,"
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"where the future is being made, today."
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"Well, I've got some news of welcome relief"
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"to short, stubbly people like Beaker here."
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"- [muttering] - Announcing new Muppet Labs'"
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"Atomic Elevator Shoes."
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"Yes, these shoes can add inches to your height"
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"at the mere flick of a lever. [clears throat]"
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"Beaker is wearing them now, and they work like this."
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"- Up... - Ooh! [mutters]"
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"...down."
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"- [muttering] - Oh, Beaker, stop it!"
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"You're just acting like a baby. [sighs]"
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"- [gasping] - And so, the Atomic Elevator Shoe"
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"adds untold inches to Beaker's unfortunate physique."
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"[Beaker screaming]"
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"Beaker! You never told me you wore stripy socks."
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"That's all for today from Muppet Labs."
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"- Timber! - [crashing]"
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"♪ My wild Irish rose ♪"
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"[growling]"
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"Uh... Wait, wait... [screaming]"
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"[Kermit] Stand by for Rita's number."
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"Woodland animals on stage, please."
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"[humming] Oh, what a nice stole."
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"Hello, Miss Piggy."
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"- Oh. Ahem. Hello, Annabel. - You look so beautiful today."
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"Of course I do."
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"I shall see the menu, s'il vous plait."
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"The name's Gladys."
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"Well, Gladys, I shall have, let me see..."
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"A watercress sandwich on whole wheat"
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"and four ounces of rhubarb juice."
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"Oh, and what will we have for you, dear?"
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"but I'll have a chocolate milkshake,"
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"a hamburger with French fries on the side"
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"and apple pie with cream."
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"- [shrieks] - [objects clattering]"
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"I'm sorry."
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"And now, a Muppets news flash."
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"This is an update on the Henderson burglary."
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"Police have recovered all the stolen property except the silverware."
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"It has disappeared into thin air."
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"I have to go introduce Rita Coolidge."
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"I just wanted to mention"
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"that Mr. Kristofferson and Miss Coolidge are happily married."
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"It... It shows you can combine"
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"show business careers and marriage."
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"Well, I suppose it does, yes."
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"You know, we both have show business careers."
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"- That's true. - Mm-hmm."
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"Need I say more?"
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"Miss Piggy, I really have to go introduce Rita Coolidge."
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"Yes, dear. I just wanted you to think about it."
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"I don't have time to think about it."
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"Maybe six months in the hospital"
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"will give you more time to think."
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"I... I will think about it."
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"And now, here she is, our second very special guest,"
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"a lovely lady with a beautiful voice and a wonderful song,"
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"- Miss Rita Coolidge. - [applause]"
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"♪ So cry no more on the shore ♪"
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"♪ A dream will take us out to sea ♪"
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"♪ Forevermore ♪"
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"♪ Forevermore ♪"
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"♪ Close the window Calm the light ♪"
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"♪ And it will be all right ♪"
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"♪ No need to bother now ♪"
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"♪ Let it out Let it all begin ♪"
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"♪ Learn how to pretend ♪"
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"- [vocalizing] - ♪ Once a story's told ♪"
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"♪ It can't help but grow old ♪"
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"♪ So cast your seasons to the wind ♪"
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"♪ And hold me, dear ♪"
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"♪ Oh, hold me, dear ♪"
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"♪ Close the window Calm the light ♪"
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"♪ And it will be all right ♪"
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"♪ Let it out Let it all begin ♪"
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"♪ All's forgotten now ♪"
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"♪ My love ♪"
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"♪ My love ♪"
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"[plays piano riff]"
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"- Very nice. - Thank you."
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"Ahem. I take great pride in introducing"
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"the charming 18th century romantic ballad,"
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"A Frog He Would A-Wooing Go."
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"Go."
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"[♪ A Frog He Would A-Wooing Go]"
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"♪ A frog he would a-wooing go ♪"
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"♪ Hey, ho, said Rowley ♪"
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"♪ Whether his mother would let him or no ♪"
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"♪ With a Rowley roly gammon or spinach ♪"
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"- ♪ Hey, ho said Anthony Rowley ♪ - [humming]"
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"- Hmm. Beautiful. - Thank you."
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"Next verse."
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"♪ He came to sweep Miss Mousey's hall ♪"
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"♪ Hey, ho, said Rowley ♪"
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"♪ With a Rowley poly gammon and spinach ♪"
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"- ♪ Hey, ho says Anthony Rowley ♪ - [mutters in tune]"
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"- Charming. - Thank you. Next verse."
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"♪ Hey, ho, said Rowley ♪"
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"♪ A cat and her kittens came tumbling in ♪"
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"♪ With a Rowley poly gammon and spinach ♪"
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"[both] ♪ Hey, ho said Anthony Rowley ♪"
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"Oh, yes. Sheer poetry, isn't it?"
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"I think I'd like it more if I understood the words."
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"Oh, well, which words?"
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"Well, let's start with "A frog he would a-wooing go.""
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"A-ha! Uh, yes, that."
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"This shows us that there was a time"
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