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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Safe House (S05E05)

I don't understand, what's happening?

"I don't understand, what's happening?"

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Someone must have tipped them off.

"Someone must have tipped them off."

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The raid is a bust, and Murphy's still at large.

"The raid is a bust, and Murphy's still at large."

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Everyone on the ground, immediately!

"Everyone on the ground, immediately!"

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- [squish] - Oh no, I sat in another pie.

"- [squish] - Oh no, I sat in another pie."

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Damn it! Next time, sit on a pie

"Damn it! Next time, sit on a pie"

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Diaz, where are you with your CI?

"Diaz, where are you with your CI?"

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- in a hair salon in Bay Ridge. - Nice, classic mistress job.

"- in a hair salon in Bay Ridge. - Nice, classic mistress job."

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Hey, my girlfriend's a hairdresser!

"Hey, my girlfriend's a hairdresser!"

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And you cheated on your ex-wife with her.

"And you cheated on your ex-wife with her."

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Checkmate. Well played.

"Checkmate. Well played."

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Okay, Nikki won't talk to cops.

"Okay, Nikki won't talk to cops."

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So we've got to send someone in as a customer.

"So we've got to send someone in as a customer."

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Get her to open up, start gossiping.

"Get her to open up, start gossiping."

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Send me. I'm a gossip surgeon.

"Send me. I'm a gossip surgeon."

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I can get anything out of anyone.

"I can get anything out of anyone."

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How am I not a cop, Terry? 'Cause I don't have a badge?

"How am I not a cop, Terry? 'Cause I don't have a badge?"

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- Being a cop is a state of mind. - It's definitely not.

"- Being a cop is a state of mind. - It's definitely not."

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Actually, Sarge, I have a lead too.

"Actually, Sarge, I have a lead too."

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I found the place that provides shredding services

"I found the place that provides shredding services"

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for Murphy's companies. I subpoenaed those shreds.

"for Murphy's companies. I subpoenaed those shreds."

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Smart. How many shreds are we talking?

"Smart. How many shreds are we talking?"

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A few.

"A few."

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Oh, crap.

"Oh, crap."

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According to Organized Crime,

"According to Organized Crime,"

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Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads.

"Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads."

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Oh, that's great. If he's on the run,

"Oh, that's great. If he's on the run,"

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And if you coat yourself in chum and swim with sharks,

"And if you coat yourself in chum and swim with sharks,"

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you probably won't be eaten.

"you probably won't be eaten."

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Said the half-eaten chum-covered swimmer.

"Said the half-eaten chum-covered swimmer."

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While Murphy is at large, he's still a threat.

"While Murphy is at large, he's still a threat."

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So I'm going to be stuck here forever,

"So I'm going to be stuck here forever,"

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following these over-the-top security precautions?

"following these over-the-top security precautions?"

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- No. - Thank God.

"- No. - Thank God."

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The security procedures are about to become

"The security procedures are about to become"

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much more over-the-top.

"much more over-the-top."

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Say good-bye to your one hour of open window time.

"Say good-bye to your one hour of open window time."

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But sir, the stench. It needs some way to escape.

"But sir, the stench. It needs some way to escape."

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I already feel as though I'm trapped inside of...

"I already feel as though I'm trapped inside of..."

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What are those things you're always eating?

"What are those things you're always eating?"

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- Pizza bagels? Pizza rolls? - No. No.

"- Pizza bagels? Pizza rolls? - No. No."

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- Pizza poppers? Pizzaritos? - No. No.

"- Pizza poppers? Pizzaritos? - No. No."

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How much longer will I be forced to live

"How much longer will I be forced to live"

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- inside this pizza pocket? - Look, I could tell you

"- inside this pizza pocket? - Look, I could tell you"

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that it'll just be a few more weeks,

"that it'll just be a few more weeks,"

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but you don't want me to lie to you.

"but you don't want me to lie to you."

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Raymond, I beg of you. Give me two hours

"Raymond, I beg of you. Give me two hours"

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at the library to work on my book... just two hours.

"at the library to work on my book... just two hours."

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Yeah, I could go with him, keep him safe.

"Yeah, I could go with him, keep him safe."

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No library. Seamus' men could be lurking in the stacks.

"No library. Seamus' men could be lurking in the stacks."

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- I find that unlikely. - I understand, but I disagree.

"- I find that unlikely. - I understand, but I disagree."

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Well then, we are in disagreement.

"Well then, we are in disagreement."

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I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight.

"I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight."

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- Oh, was that a fight? - Are you kidding?

"- Oh, was that a fight? - Are you kidding?"

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He said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please excuse me."

"He said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please excuse me.""

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Might as well have spit in my face.

"Might as well have spit in my face."

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Okay, first of all, Rosa, you look amazing.

"Okay, first of all, Rosa, you look amazing."

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Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada.

"Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada."

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- I had fun with the name. - Clearly.

"- I had fun with the name. - Clearly."

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Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada gossips about her love life.

"Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada gossips about her love life."

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Yeah, this is the problem. I suck at gossiping.

"Yeah, this is the problem. I suck at gossiping."

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Which is why I brought along a specialist.

"Which is why I brought along a specialist."

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Gina will be in your ear feeding you stories.

"Gina will be in your ear feeding you stories."

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I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana.

"I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana."

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Just be warned... Dana real sloppy.

"Just be warned... Dana real sloppy."

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So, Nikki, I always wanted to get my hair cut here.

"So, Nikki, I always wanted to get my hair cut here."

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Everyone says you're the best.

"Everyone says you're the best."

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Where did you get those hoops?

"Where did you get those hoops?"

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Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed.

"Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed."

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Don't worry angel, Gina's got this, crackety-crack.

"Don't worry angel, Gina's got this, crackety-crack."

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Can I tell you the craziest story?

"Can I tell you the craziest story?"

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One time I was like so drunk...

"One time I was like so drunk..."

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And this meathead comes up to me.

"And this meathead comes up to me."

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And his body is hot, but his face is like okay.

"And his body is hot, but his face is like okay."

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So I'm like, what?

"So I'm like, what?"

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And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you

"And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you"

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Take me to the Bahamas first

"Take me to the Bahamas first"

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and then we'll see what happens, okay?

"and then we'll see what happens, okay?"

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Turns out it was a Mercury

"Turns out it was a Mercury"

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with a Thundercat taped to the hood.

"with a Thundercat taped to the hood."

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And that relationship lasted for three months.

"And that relationship lasted for three months."

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I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart

"I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart"

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Right?

"Right?"

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You're all done, and you look hot, girl.

"You're all done, and you look hot, girl."

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Rosa, figure out a way to stay in that chair.

"Rosa, figure out a way to stay in that chair."

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[voice strains] as a blonde?

"[voice strains] as a blonde?"

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Like a Danielle Steele novel.

"Like a Danielle Steele novel."

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Good oranges, nice and dry. Not at all ripe.

"Good oranges, nice and dry. Not at all ripe."

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Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot.

"Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot."

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That happens when you leave an orange

"That happens when you leave an orange"

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sitting around for too long

"sitting around for too long"

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and refuse to even let that orange go to a library

"and refuse to even let that orange go to a library"

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for two hours so it can feel like a real orange again.

"for two hours so it can feel like a real orange again."

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You know what really causes an orange to go bad?

"You know what really causes an orange to go bad?"

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Getting shot. Have you seen what a bullet

"Getting shot. Have you seen what a bullet"

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I shot a watermelon once.

"I shot a watermelon once."

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It's exactly what you want it to be.

"It's exactly what you want it to be."

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- I miss Amy. - You think I enjoy doing this?

"- I miss Amy. - You think I enjoy doing this?"

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I assure you, I do not.

"I assure you, I do not."

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I'm simply trying to keep my husband alive.

"I'm simply trying to keep my husband alive."

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Well, you may not have a husband when all of this is over.

"Well, you may not have a husband when all of this is over."

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You're not going to die, Kevin.

"You're not going to die, Kevin."

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I'm leaving. This is an absurd conversation,

"I'm leaving. This is an absurd conversation,"

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and you're being ridiculous.

"and you're being ridiculous."

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You know what, screw this. We need a break.

"You know what, screw this. We need a break."

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I'm a cop, I can protect us. We're going to the library.

"I'm a cop, I can protect us. We're going to the library."

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These two oranges are stepping out.

"These two oranges are stepping out."

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Okay, Captain Holt has back-to-back meetings

"Okay, Captain Holt has back-to-back meetings"

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which means we have a four-hour window

"which means we have a four-hour window"

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before he checks on any of the security feeds.

"before he checks on any of the security feeds."

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But going out into public is a huge risk,

"But going out into public is a huge risk,"

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so maybe let's go over some self-defense techniques.

"so maybe let's go over some self-defense techniques."

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Usually, you warn somebody before you do that.

"Usually, you warn somebody before you do that."

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Raymond told me that the element of surprise was crucial.

"Raymond told me that the element of surprise was crucial."

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Cool. [coughs]

"Cool. [coughs]"

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So he's a great teacher. But I will say this.

"So he's a great teacher. But I will say this."

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If you're going to do a throat punch,

"If you're going to do a throat punch,"

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it is key that you say something cool afterwards like, "choke on that."

"it is key that you say something cool afterwards like, "choke on that.""

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But they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma.

"But they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma."

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Ooh, how about,

"Ooh, how about,"

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