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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Mad About the Toy (S30E30)

"Tonight I'm here with a member of the greatest generation,"
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"plus savings bonds that still pay 37%,"
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"and forbidden from using the letters N, B, and C."
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"Philip Hefflin?"
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"overpriced dinner, carriage ride in the park"
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"HOST: On This Was Radio,"
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"(stammering)"
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"Uh-oh."
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"You stupid... I'm not crazy!"
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"Well, that's what's torturing you."
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"Those toys were everywhere."
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"Yes, it does. Last Word."
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"Ooh, I'm gonna be rich!"
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"Texas? That's where my friend Louisiana Joe is from."
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"¶ Was the song from that show ¶"
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"¶ Now he's on Modern Family ¶"
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"Blacklisted by humans."
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"Lis. Help me out here."
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"-Go, go, go, go, go! -(tires screech)"
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"Not crazy! Not crazy!"
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"Stop shooting. Stop shooting!"
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"Mwah. Ooh!"
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"(chuckles) Fun times."
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"I'm not paying for your trip to Aspen."
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"WOMAN'S VOICE (on GPS): Turn left at the stop sign."
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"You learned that army men come in all orientations,"
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"(tires screech)"
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"Would you like to buy an Epimenides book,"
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"She's dead."
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"-Hundreds of millions. -That sounds like me."
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"I'm lying right now."
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"And the answer is... army men."
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"I'm calling Bret Baier. Last Word."
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"I didn't even know your name till this week."
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"He smelled of developing fluid"
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"Aah! No!"
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"PILOT: Welcome to Shattered Dreams Airlines,"
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"I'm sorry I ruined your life."
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"Too old-fangled."
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"This was when toys were toys."
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"That's not what I meant!"
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"¶ Love and marriage, love and marriage ¶"
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"Sorry, Homer, looks like you have to spend time with..."
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"I'm as sane as the next guy."
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"Slice out the crazy, Doc."
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"You're not disturbed by the blood and gore?"
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"I think Grampa was the model for these army men."
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"and tell that general your platoon's been wiped out,"
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"forgotten hero no more, gets tonight's Last Word."
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"It doesn't work that way. Last Word."
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"That doesn't sound like me."
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"I'm sorry. I thought you wanted me to..."
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"(school bell rings)"
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"Could you come see them tonight?"
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"I had a job to do, and I did it."
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"-this! -(chuckles) Oh!"
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"He's unlisted. Last Word."
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"Let me get you some coffee."
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"he now lives in a small town in Texas."
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"-(panting): Oh, come on. Harder. -Harder?"
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"-with Epimenides paradox. -Hmm?"
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"shaved your head for the electroshock."
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"We'll talk more once you have a piece of leather in your teeth."
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"What secretly helped me was I enjoyed killing strangers."
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"They want you to visit them in New York City,"
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"We'll just finish the session."
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"-(panting) -Where are you going, Soldier?"
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"I'm from Poorchester. Last Word."
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"MILLY (on radio): Sipper, did you start drinking again?"
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"There you have it. Abraham Simpson,"
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"Well?"
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"My guess: either a broken toy or a puzzle missing a piece."
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"I'm tellin' ya, what I saw in the war don't bother me none."
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"we're gonna have to start charging you."
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"HOMER: And we're done."
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"Dad, when was the last time I said I love you?"
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"all expenses paid."
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"Abe Simpson, you dog."
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"I hope you can forgive what I did to you."
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"We are going to have a magical evening, my love:"
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"Marge, it's time to go to DEFCON 1."
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"Milly went on to marry King Farouk."
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"Mmm, leather."
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"Well, there's nothing mentally wrong with him."
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"I don't understand. Why would being a toy model"
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"They had jagged corners,"
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"Make war to the camera."
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"Boy, this toy modeling is a great racket."
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"Did they pay you?"
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"-For kissing an employee? -No, for being gay."
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"The plant can get by without me for a little longer."
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"("Blue Rondo à la Turk" by the Dave Brubeck Quartet playing)"
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"It's a shot I always wanted and never got:"
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"-Eh? (yelps) -(grunting)"
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"Aw, I appreciate it."
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"Shut that off."
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"SIPPER: Back to-back to jail I go."
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"Maybe we can play a game."
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"they'll forget about that hospital we bombed."
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"and mailing in our mortgage payment on time."
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"I'm being told, uh, you're being airlifted"
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"or putting your chairs back-- you're on a roll."
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"The only place you can still say "Oriental.""
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"or kiss me in the puncher."
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"I nev-never stopped."
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"We can't leave our kids with a greedy tube."
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"your children."
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"but now it's my turn."
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"You did it again. Last Word."
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"From my shoulders, you can see Rhode Island."
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"That's just what you did in the good old days."
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"Medicaid, AARP discounts,"
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"I already lost."
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"How about Monopoly?"
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"Then I don't quite love you yet."
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"I got to remind myself what a real man is."
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"where our motto is "What's the point of going anywhere?""
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"-Yes. -All right."
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"Oh, my God, Dad. What happened to you?"
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"(laughs) Pay day!"
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