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Clips from My So-Called Life - The Substitute (S01E01)

"Where they're actually like human,"
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"Where they have, I don't know, dignity,"
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"Or maybe not,"
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"Sorry. Tooth pick? Anybody else?"
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"Tooth pick?"
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"- Way-way-wait. What did he say? - Yo. Speak up, bro."
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"He said tooth pick. Right? Isn't that what you said?"
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"So, why you here? You the new substitute?"
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"Assuming all of you can read and write..."
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"- What's the catch? - No catch."
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"So what are we suppose to do?"
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"and you want me to tell you what you're suppose to do?"
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"No, I meant in the next forty-seven minutes."
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"- So, we just never did it. - That's a heart breaking tale."
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"What I meant was that, I know where they are."
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"Castro listens to me. He trusts me. I mean, you know, not that he--"
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"I almost forgot. One of us has to call Angela's English teacher..."
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"I've had the privilege of reading your entries for the Liberty Lit."
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"You think I'm an idiot?"
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"Don't you dare play dumb with me again."
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"This is the most God awful crap I've ever read in my life."
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"What? You've never seen someone sew on a merit badge before?"
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"It's not a merit badge. It's a proficiency badge."
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"Hi, Brian. Angela. Brian's here."
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"- Danielle. - Forget it."
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"- So, do you want this? Or-- - I think that's terrible."
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"Yes, just take it will you? We'll discuss it tomorrow."
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"- What? - I..."
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"I mean, in terms of common courtesy."
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"I just think it showed a lack of respect."
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"I mean, wasn't that worth it? I mean, that poem."
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"That was yesterday. What are you going to write today?"
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"Good question."
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"Rayanne, you're not in this class."
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"So. Neither are half these kids. Come on."
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"- Excuse me. Can I say something? - Nope. Write it down."
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"Where are you?"
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"I never wrote anything for the Lit."
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"Tell him about the toothpicks. Tell him about the socks."
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"Well, I read all your papers and..."
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"We go further."
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"as I slip on another dress. I know this one will fit."
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"- Angela. He changed the socks. - Shut up. I'm trying to listen."
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"My father decides how much cars were worth before they were totaled."
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"This one has a title. It's called A Fable."
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"She slept in a lovely little cottage made of gingerbread and candy."
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"She found herself walking down a crowded street."
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"But the people were made of paper. Like paper dolls."
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"It makes you feel. It makes you wonder."
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"It wakes you up."
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"Okay, has everyone read?"
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"Brian. Read."
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"He peels off my cloths like a starving man would peel an orange."
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"I refuse to read this."
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"My legs tangle with his."
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"We become one being."
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"Hormones. What would we do without them?"
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"Yes, the ever popular Miss Graff."
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"Don't screw them up. Gently. Give me the work."
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"Finish the chapter and the next ten poems tonight."
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"Angela, forgot to mention that they have to be at the shop by the morning."
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"You know that kid that just left here? That extremely smart kid."
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"that he never quite learned how to read."
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"I mean, it pisses me off."
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"So what is this substitute person like?"
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"- Is Brian right? Is he mentally ill? - Possibly."
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"Cool? Cool is not what substitutes are."
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"Substitutes have hard to pronounce last names and bad haircuts."
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"- Maybe he's a narc. - Maybe you're a narc."
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"You know what we need? A sample of her handwriting."
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"You don't think she wrote the one where they kill the dog."
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"It's the end of the world."
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"No. No way. I'm not going to print that."
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"Screw it. I'llll call this substitute person and explain."
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"Actually, it isn't my husband who had the problem."
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"I just think that..."
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"This has nothing to do with whether Angela wrote it."
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"- What? - Okay. Hand them over."
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"This is guiding adolescents who need..."
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"guidance."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Its horse manure. I sense you're angry. Are you angry?"
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"- Yes. - Yes, I sensed that."
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"Its not about having their thoughts edited."
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"If these kids aren't afraid to put their hearts on the page..."
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"Yes, Mr. Foster."
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"Plus, she has no self esteem or she'd sign her name."
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"He said not to sign it, okay? He said it should be anonymous, okay?"
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"You?"
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"You wrote it? And you don't want people to know that you wrote it?"
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"Do you know how over mines going to be when they find out that I didn't?"
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"Really?"
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"Well, yes, I kind of gave off that impression."
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"So why can't we just let them keep thinking that."
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"My favorite part..."
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"is when they become the furnace."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Really?"
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"sue the school for denying us our constitutional rights."
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"Mrs. Casteo bought. Nine."
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"Because, you know, Nazi's burned books."
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"I know how easy it is to get caught up in these things. It's exciting."
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"it's our property. It's our class work. He has to give it to us."
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"What did you hear? Where is he?"
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"That he was sleeping with a junior. That he was thrown in jail."
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"Which junior?"
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"Those of you who have copies will please bring it to administration."
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"- Come on back! Don't leave us. - Vic, where are going."
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"- He did teach. - What?"
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"Well, he was."
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"Look. I don't want to make trouble."
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"Right after I showed him this. It's a copy of a subpoena..."
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"addressed to a Mr. Theodore Victor aka Victor Racine..."
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"New Hampshire court within 60 days for failure to pay child support..."
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"etcetera, etcetera, etcetera."
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"He took one look at that and walked out that door."
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"He deserted his family."
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"- I remembered to buy kitty litter. - My hero."
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"- the right thing to do. - What a waste of a Saturday."
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"I see."
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