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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.7 (S01E01)

"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"(cheering)"
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"You know, the mad dash at the end of the night"
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"left guard, Carol Deitrich,"
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"and winning her over with one of his hysterical"
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"in the first five minutes, roll credits, the end."
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"Morpheus?"
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"but this bugged me out."
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"and in the end,"
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"Nowadays we all know that cash rules everything around us:"
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"Come step to the "Wu", Wu-Tang Financial."
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"Protect your goddamn neck, a'ight?"
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"because at the end of the day,"
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"where Julia Roberts plays a prostitute"
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"Well, let's see what would happen in the real version"
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"And I was too ashamed to go home."
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"You've gotta get the fuck outta here."
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"with more Chappelle's Show."
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"To clarify, Jedi knights like young Luke Skywalker"
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"Then who was it?"
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"Damn it!"
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"(screaming)"
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"Chappelle's Show. Oww."
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"You guys are the greatest."
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"I'm rich, bi-atch!"
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"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with."
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"(announcer) Dave Chappelle!"
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"trying to rush his way to pay dirt, Gina Morris."
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"With the defense momentarily sidelined,"
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"the defense's biggest weakness."
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"where you show the real version of what would happen in some"
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"(laughing)"
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"but he sends his regards: Doo-da-doo-da-doo-da."
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"Hey, guys, I wanna thank you all for being with me tonight."
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"Good evening."
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"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with."
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"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with."
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"step to the "Wu", Wu-Tang Financial."
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"I look like Turbo from Breakin'."
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"So we like to show what would really happen in some"
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"(farting)"
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"Well, if you come up under incredible odds,"
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"You know, folks, in an earlier episode,"
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"of all these hip-hop cats, man."
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"So I'm home the other day, and I caught this commercial..."
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"(announcer) The most precious thing in the world"
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"Hey, gang."
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"You know, folks,"
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"with none other than comedian, Paul Mooney."
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"Niggers In School, how 'bout that, Stephen?"
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"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with."
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"Resign he will."
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"(shouting)"
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"Over this interview is."
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"the setting for yet another classic stand-off between"
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"just the sort of stand-off that creates classic"
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"Pizza?"
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"technically making it a four-way."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Go, now!"
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"All right, gang, we're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"(cheers and applause)"
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"At Wu-Tang Financial, we'll work with you"
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"This is real fucking life!"
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"I couldn't pay the rent."
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"Hey, we're gonna take a quick commercial break,"
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""look for the force.""
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"I don't even know anymore!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"I'll see you next week, God willin'."
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"So call us,"
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"Please, don't go anywhere."
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"Bobby Hutchinson, yet another great player responsible"
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"sworn rivals,"
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"We'll be right back with more Chappelle's Show."
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"Them clothes were a throwback."
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"for a Great Moment in Hook-Up History."
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