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Clips from Glee - Child Star (S06E06)

"But, uh, unfortunately show choir bylaws"
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"- forbid us from accepting any compensation. - Okay."
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"Then you could do it for free. It'll give your kids"
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"Uh, Myron, although we would usually"
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"right now we're just really busy practicing for sectionals."
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"Knock, knock."
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"Oh."
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"Hey. How's it going?"
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"Well, I've been better."
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"I got a "C" on my math test."
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"When I have a bad day, I usually drown my sorrows"
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"Hmm. It is as good as they say?"
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"Have you never been?"
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"No, my mom says it's infested with cockroaches."
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"Oh, no, it's okay. They fumigated."
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"Maybe I could take you next week?"
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"I could teach you how to eat your feelings."
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"Mmm, where are we eating?"
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"Um, Breadstix."
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"Breadstix?"
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"No. No, Mason, we talked about this."
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"It's crunch time in Cheerios! Season."
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"We're completely overhauling your diet."
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"No carbs."
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"We need you lean and mean."
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"Thanks for coming, guys."
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"I have kind of a weird problem,"
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"so I'd prefer if it stays in this room."
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"I've been trying to talk to Jane a little lately,"
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"um, 'cause she's really talented and gorgeous,"
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"and mysterious creatures and I'm bored. No. No, no, no."
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"but my sister is screwing everything up."
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"Wait, aren't you guys dating?"
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"Ha, ha."
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"I'm just kidding."
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"But seriously, aren't you guys dating?"
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"Our parents were more concerned with performing"
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"than being parents,"
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"Every second of every day, she's there."
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"I-I just can't function."
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"Well, I'm not an option, for obvious reasons,"
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"Come on, guys, help me out here. Help yourself."
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"Tell her to back off so you can score some tail."
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"so that I can whip your ass into shape."
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"Then you're gonna help me get a date with my boy."
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"So I was thinking for the bar mitzvah, since Myron is"
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"very theatrical, that the glee club could hit him up"
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"with some Broadway, but, like, modern,"
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"downtown, up-tempo stuff. Do these kids even like Broadway?"
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"I don't know some of the new ones."
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"What are they like? Um..."
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"I mean, they're great."
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"They're so nice."
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"Such a vibrant group."
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"They're very, like..."
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"you know, within themselves."
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"Performing in front of a big audience"
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"will force them to band together."
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"Maybe it's time to push them"
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"Okay, everyone."
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"Take your seats."
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"We have some really exciting news."
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"So, Myron really liked"
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"at his bar mitzvah!"
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"You guys, I thought that you'd be more excited."
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"So, you want us to sing at a spoiled"
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"little rich kid's birthday party?"
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"It's a bar mitzvah."
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"Have you guys had any Jewish life experiences?"
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"This is a sacred honor."
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"Guys, why aren't you more excited about this?"
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"Are we actually gonna sing or are you about"
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"to announce an alumnus walking through the door?"
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"No, this is all about you guys."
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"Myron is trusting us and we are trusting you."
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"That's right! The clock is ticking."
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"Sectionals is in two weeks, guys."
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"Don't underestimate this challenge."
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"There is no tougher audience than..."
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"- Jews! - Tweens."
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"for a bad act."
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"So, pair up, triple up,"
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"We want upbeat."
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"We want energy."
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"gender role-reversal duets?"
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"Were we not?!"
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"Mason, I'm freaking out!"
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"so we should really start brainstorming now."
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"Focus... huge"
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"opportunity knocking at the front door!"
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"Yeah, yeah. I'm in."
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"- Grab a chair. - Yeah, I'm in."
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"You know the best thing about being a dude?"
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"I'm eating my chicken for lunch."
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"But later,"
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"if I lick my lips like this,"
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"mmm, I'm tasting it all day."
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"Hey, Sue?"
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"You-you doing okay?"
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"No, actually, uh..."
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"Mind if I put my coffee down"
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"on this decorative end table?"
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"Hey, Sue, what's, uh, what's going on?"
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"of one Myron Muskovitz."
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"We start the day with a series of vitamin B drips."
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"And the eight-hour pitch session begins."
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"Okay, well, then..."
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"how about a Hawaiian-themed bar mitzvah, huh?"
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"These ideas are terrible!"
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"They're tired! They're not fresh!"
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"They're not new!"
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"The theme should be me!"
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"my big reveal by coming down out of the rafters"
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"in a giant Fabergé pod!"
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"Now, Janet, can you get me my espresso?"
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"was cultivated specifically for him."
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"reading the Torah aloud while Myron sleeps,"
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"so he can absorb the bit he has to read at his bar mitzvah"
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"Sue, this kid is a nightmare."
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"This has to stop."
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