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Clips from The Simpsons - Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? (S31E31)

"¶ Allelujah. ¶"
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"you proved the existence of God."
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"Well, ain't that a diddle!"
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"So this is what it's like"
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"to look down on someone."
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"(belches)"
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"You know what, Ned? There may..."
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"(both laugh)"
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"This is the beginning of a beautiful..."
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"You killed them!"
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"This is the worst Uber ride ever!"
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"You're getting four stars."
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"No...!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"This is your version, Ned."
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"Homer gets his, too."
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"but Homer got in, too?"
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"Well, a couple of years ago, sloth became a virtue."
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"I don't really understand it."
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"You'd have to talk to my kid."
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"He's 33 and still lives at home."
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"I've been through some stuff, man."
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"(gasps) Abe Lincoln!"
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"Did you know the picture"
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"about my life is Spielberg's biggest movie?"
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"No! What about Jaws and E.T., and all the Jurassic...?"
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"-You were beaten by Argo. -Argo?!"
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"That was the worst experience I ever had in a theater."
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"You have other people to see."
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"Hmm, that's odd."
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"It must mean that your bodies aren't dead yet."
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"¶ We need you now ¶"
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"¶ O God on high ¶"
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"¶ So stupid Flanders and Homer don't die. ¶"
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"Ned Flanders, I swear to you I will use every ounce of skill"
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"in my body to bring you back to life."
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"(sniffles) What about Homer?"
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"Mm, que será, será."
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"(laughs)"
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"(sobbing)"
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"Look how many, many lives Dad touched."
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"That's Flanders' vigil."
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"Dad's is over there."
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"Dad's an acquired taste, Lis, like Hawaiian pizza."
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"Dad never judged a pizza by where it came from."
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"(cries) He just ate it."
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"BART: God, this is just you and me,"
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"so I'm gonna tell you a secre."
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"I love my dad, so please don't take him."
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"New bike."
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"I can't pray."
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"I don't think anyone's listening anymore."
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"Oh, I'm not really sure what's happening,"
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"but I'm really sad, and I need help."
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"¶ O Springfield town ¶"
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"¶ Must come down. ¶"
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"(buzzing)"
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"(ship horn blows)"
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"And there's no stupid Fox halftime show."
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"Could Heaven be any better?"
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"I agree. This is everything I could possibly dream of."
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"Todd is praying. He's praying for me."
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"(laughs) And it's working!"
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"I'm returning to my family!"
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"-Homer? -Mom?"
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"Remember, I'm not a hugger."
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"You never need to apologize to me."
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"In my eyes, you're perfect."
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"Ah, we're in Heaven."
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"Come here, you."
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"Oh, my God, this is all I ever wanted!"
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"HOMER: Aw, damn it!"
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"I could kiss the first thing I see."
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"Ah. Promise is a promise."
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"Two lives saved by prayer."
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"This is why I became a doctor."
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"Because you both owe me $12,000."
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"(laughs)"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Nirvana is for closers, and you couldn't close the deal."
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"-But-but... -But-but-but-but-but nothing!"
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"You couldn't even close Todd frickin' Flanders!"
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"That kid would follow a butterfly."
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"Just give me one more chance."
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"Do you think I got to be Buddha by being patient?!"
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"Ralph Wiggum? What am I gonna do with Ralph Wiggum?"
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"Everything is nothing!"
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"Kid, you just blew my mind."
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"(organ music playing)"
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"Ha!"
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"¶ Todd has found just what he seeks ¶"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Shh!"
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"What's wrong, Todd?"
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"Noah's ark and the Holy Ghost, crazy?"
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"¶ Praise God from whom ¶"
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"¶ Must end soon ¶"
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"(slow hymn playing)"
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"(feedback screeches)"
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"You're welcome."
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"¶ Homer accidentally killed his mom ¶"
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"We'll keep him here till tomorrow."
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"I woke up, and he'd cleaned my room."
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"What kind of psycho does that?"
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"(crying): So much innocent bread died"
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"till 10:00 at night."
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"BOTH: What the...?!"
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"Yeah, that's $24."
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"Whoa!"
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"(gasps)"
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"And modern medicine."
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"My heathen son needs you right now."
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"¶ Bart wants to get rid of him. ¶"
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"(grunting)"
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"Just do what your heart tells you."
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"¶ He knocked her off a railing. ¶"
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"(quietly): Okay. He can't hear us now."
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"Oh, yeah! So sad!"
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"(cheering)"
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"¶ Praise God ¶"
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