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Clips from The Boondocks - It's a Black President, Huey Freeman (S03E03)

"Ow! I can't see!"
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"Race war! Somebody help!"
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"Idiots. Get in the car quick."
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"Drive! Drive! Go, Granddad!"
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"The American press struggles"
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"that refuses its mother's udder,"
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"of its own making."
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"Here is the danger of too much hope."
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"and indifference becomes equal to hate."
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"Robert Freeman calls a press conference"
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"Huey Freeman is not really my grandson."
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"I refute, renounce, and rebuke him."
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"for VIP inaugural tickets,"
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"Rosa Parks is no longer with us,"
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"but I consider myself to be the next best thing."
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"In many ways, better."
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"Where is your wife?"
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"She's in, uh, D.C."
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"There was a problem or something with the tickets,"
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"so we only had one and I let her have it."
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"Are you afraid your wife will have"
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"lusty sex with Barack Obama?"
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"What? No!"
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"No. That's impossible."
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"I didn't ask if it was possible,"
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"only if you were afraid."
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"I can't help but notice you are like a less attractive,"
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"It is quite understandable for you to be concerned."
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"Celebrities, dignitaries and Civil Rights legends"
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"are arriving in droves for the inauguration of Barack Obama."
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"because you are not important."
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"Hey, Granddad, this was at the door."
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""Office of the president-elect?""
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""Mr. Freeman."
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""as a small token of gratitude for all the sacrifices"
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""you've made on behalf of me and this great country."
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""I look forward to sharing this historic day with you."
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"Sincerely, President-Elect Barack Obama.""
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"What's going on? I'm going to the inauguration."
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"You wanna come? Yeah, boy!"
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"And just like that,"
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"virtually foaming at the mouth with unbridled excitement,"
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"Robert and Riley leave for the inauguration."
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"Convinced he has no place in Obama's America,"
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"Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good."
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"And he has an unlikely companion."
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"I was gonna go to the inauguration"
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"and try to crown Obama with a brick, but who am I fooling?"
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"Plus, that greasy nigga is really fast."
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"And knowing these liberal activist judges,"
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"they might actually try and put me in jail for it."
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"Oh, I can't bear to see it run"
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"by an African Muslim Communist Antichrist."
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"It's just like when Nicole Brown Simpson"
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"married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985."
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"Oh, I knew it was gonna end badly. I told them."
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"I told them all."
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"But nobody wanted to listen"
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"I wanna go someplace I'll fit in, like Norway or Ireland."
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"What about the Ivory Coast?"
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"Absolutely no Africa! No way!"
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"All them countries got nigga presidents,"
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"which defeats the whole purpose of leaving this country."
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"How do you feel being teamed up with your archenemy?"
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"First of all, we're not a team."
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"I've got gas money, he's got the license."
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"We're just gonna drive to Canada"
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"and then go our separate ways."
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"You see, Bill, I consider myself a black leader now,"
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"and that means helping Obama and doing anything he asks."
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"about stomping people in the nuts."
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"Oh, that was the old me. Everything's different now."
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"I'm much, much more politically aware and stuff."
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"Really? Well, name the three branches of government then."
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"It's fourth grade Social Studies time."
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"What are the three branches of government?"
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"Uh, let's see."
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"They got the main branch."
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"If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man."
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"What's the point of talking if nobody ever learns?"
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"This is an outrage. I have my rights."
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"Oh, them bricks ain't mine."
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"Ain't that a surprise."
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"Already taking away"
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"Martial law! Martial law!"
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"Get your arms off of me."
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"Please! I have VIP tickets!"
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"Hey. Get your hands off me."
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"All right, you in trouble now."
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"Huey Freeman is forced"
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"because he cannot get a ride."
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"His promises are just worthless."
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"Good thing I didn't vote for his lying ass."
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"Obama ain't no real nigga."
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"And check this out:"
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"I heard he works for the feds."
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"That ain't a good look, Barack."
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"Washington was indescribable."
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"It was just so amazing."
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"And I got to meet him. Was he everything"
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"you dreamed he would be?"
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"And so much more."
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"but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?"
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"I got the nigga elected."
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"was cutting off my circulation."
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"Due to the conditions of my parole,"
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"I am unable to leave the country at this time."
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"I am forced to remain here and express my extreme displeasure"
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"while in no way threatening"
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"the life of the president and his beautiful monkey family."
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"if he has any final thoughts"
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"he'd like to share."
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"Yeah. I'm retired."
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"* I am the stone The builder refused *"
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"The first thing I notice about Huey"
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"This is what me and my generation,"
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"For what? For president."
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"Things are totally different now."
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"It means, "This is the most depressing fucking kid"
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"because it will give you much needed exposure."
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