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Clips from The Boondocks - It's a Black President, Huey Freeman (S03E03)

"First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright."
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"motherfuck America's daddy!"
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"America can eat a dick!"
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"America can lick the balls!"
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"When that failed, Republicans tried linking Obama"
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"Did they leave each other glitter comments?"
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"and the government is lying about 9/11."
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"not our friend list."
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"Look, I have many, many friends on MySpace."
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"I don't know who this Huey Freeman is,"
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"but he doesn't stand for what I stand for"
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"and I denounce, I repudiate, and condemn him."
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"Basically fuck him."
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"* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *"
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"* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *"
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"* The promise Of what's to come *"
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"I tracked down the notoriously reclusive Huey Freeman here,"
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"is his incredibly large hair."
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"The second thing I notice is his permanent scowl."
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"How does it feel to be labeled a domestic terrorist?"
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"Eh, I'm retired."
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"as a black African American negro,"
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"are you merely excited or are you extremely excited"
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"that everything is going to change forever?"
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"Eh."
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"I felt my sphincter clinch"
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"at his response."
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"I swear that boy just likes to be miserable."
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"He can't enjoy nothing."
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"All he wanna talk about is the Bilderberg Group,"
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"the Federal Reserve and all that bullshit."
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"I don't know where he get that from."
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"He didn't get it from me. I believe in hope and change."
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"But his age is estimated"
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"but mostly me, struggled for. Sacrificed for, you can say,"
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"personally individually paved the way for."
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"The dogs were after us,"
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"so I took off my belt and started whipping on the dogs."
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"Then I started running. Then I looked behind me."
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"Jesse Jackson was supposed to be there,"
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"but he had jumped into a Dumpster. Hiding."
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"to determine whether Robert is a pathological liar"
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"The end of America."
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"I felt despair so terrible"
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"I briefly consider slitting my own wrists,"
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"or bludgeoning myself about the head"
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"with a steel pipe or baseball bat."
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"But I brought no blade, no pipe, no bat."
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"Mm, I'd say real nigga."
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""Real nigga" is two words."
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"I know it's two words, nigga."
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"Real niggas don't follow instructions."
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"This is Robert Freeman's other grandson, Riley."
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"Oh, if my nigga Obama gets up in there,"
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"I'm gonna act a fool!"
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"I ain't doing no more homework, nothing."
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"Come on, what's a cop gonna do to me?"
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"And the cops, he gonna be like, "Oh, snap, Riley a real nigga,"
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"the president's a real nigga, we can't do nothing.""
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"I can't wait."
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"This is Otis Jenkins."
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"by his rap moniker Thugnificent."
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"A combination of the words "thug" and "magnificent.""
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"Otis has found success"
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"by being a professional buffoon."
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"President of what?"
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"You don't know there's a black man"
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"running for president named Barack Obama?"
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"His name is Barack? For real?"
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"Barack Obama, yes."
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"Get the fuck out of here. Barack?"
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"His dad was African, yes."
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"You can't be serious, man."
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"There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!"
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"No fucking way, man. No fucking way."
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"I don't believe you. Stop fucking with me."
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"the best day of my life."
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"Tom and Sarah Dubois"
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"They both work on the Obama campaign."
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"Barack has already changed our lives in so many ways."
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"Well, I mean, it's no secret"
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"with our relationship."
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"Well, it's not like the whole world knew."
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"But I think ever since"
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"we started working together for Barack..."
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"He is such a wonderful, wonderful man."
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"who was smart and tall and charming and strong and fit."
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"Just like your hubby?"
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"This isn't about you, sweetie."
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"It is always obvious when a couple hasn't engaged"
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"in normal marital relations for some time."
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"as he is transformative."
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"Some have accused Obama of being a socialist."
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"Some have gone as far as to label him the Antichrist."
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"He is the socialist Muslim Antichrist."
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"This is Uncle Ruckus."
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"You want this nigga to shit"
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"in the same place William Taft shat?"
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"And his big wife, she don't need to be in the White House."
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"She should be in the WNBA shooting foul shots."
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"Ah. You want my brick, you gonna have to pry it"
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"from my cold dead hands, Mr. Obama Hussein."
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"Nigga down!"
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"Can too much hope possibly be a bad thing?"
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"Hope is irrational."
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"In Bavaria, we have a saying:"
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"I've ever met in my life.""
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"I sit down once again with Thugnificent,"
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"since our last conversation."
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"So you know who Obama is now?"
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"Oh, no, I knew who the nigga was."
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"I was just joking. You were not joking."
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"You jumped on the Obama celebrity bandwagon"
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"No, see. It ain't even got nothing to do with that."
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"And his policies and views and whatnot."
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"What policies? I heard the nigga speak,"
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"and he was talking about changing some shit"
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"or hoping for some shit, "Yeah.""
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"I mean, all the nigga's asking for is hope."
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