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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Cloud Green (S04E04)

"I play a game at home where I try to use"
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"less water each week."
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"Now I only flush my toilet"
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"when it's full."
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"Okay, uh... that was a good discussion."
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"Last but not least, each branch is now"
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"going to have an employee "green ambassador" to promote"
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"sustainability efforts within the store."
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"Ours is going to be Jonah, obviously."
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"- A-doy. - What up, dork?"
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"I should serve the badge."
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"It's a button. Calm down."
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""If global temperatures rise by just half a degree more,"
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"towards a worldwide apocalypse in less than ten years."
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"The Obama administration is working t"..."
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"oh, this was printed in 2009."
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"- Well, did we make it? - Just looked it up."
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"No. Not even close."
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"Oh, no."
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"Hey, guys, I'm supposed to sign people up"
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"Anybody feel like helping start a compost?"
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"and then stir in poop?"
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"Well, that's an over simplification."
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"if I get meningitis one more time, I'll die."
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"Okay, well, uh, there's other stuff."
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"to plant some trees out back."
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"- I'll do that. - Me too."
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"I could really use the overtime right now."
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"- So you'd be paying us? - Me?"
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"- No, I'm... - Or who's paying us?"
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"Uh, okay. Nobody is paying anybody."
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"So you're just asking us as like, a favor?"
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"I mean, no offense. We're just not that close."
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"It's not a favor for me. It's a favor for the Earth."
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"For your children. For your grandchildren."
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"I can't even have kids."
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"Okay, well, I'll just leave the sign-up sheet"
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"at customer service in case you change your mind."
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"I can still have orgasms though!"
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"If you need to use the bathroom,"
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"- Thank you. - The customer bathrooms"
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"hit sort of a tipping point,"
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"so we stopped cleaning them."
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"Oh, hey, guys! You remember Pastor Craig."
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"Oh, yes. Hi."
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"- Yeah, 50/50. - Mm."
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"- Hi. - Amy's divorced"
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"and recently had a child out of wedlock."
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"but not in a way that defines him."
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"- Oh, hallelujah. - Don't worry."
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"who's down with all the gay stuff."
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"That's probably not how I would have phrased that,"
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"but hey, I did enjoy "The Birdcage.""
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"It was an important film."
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"to all the customers for Earth Day."
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"Yup. I like to say"
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"that God has a "plant" for every one of us."
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"Plant."
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"Um, are you setting up a booth in the store?"
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"Is this something you ran by me?"
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"Oh... sorry, I've been manager so long, I forgot to ask."
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"I'm sorry. Is it gonna be a problem?"
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"No, it's not a problem. Just, next time, run it by me."
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"I'm just kidding. Not totally,"
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"because you should run these things by me."
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"Ab... absolutely. And thank you for doing this."
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"Oh, and I do enjoy the occasional episode"
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"- I will tell the rest of us. - Yeah."
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"Thank you, Pastor."
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"Oh, getting a lot of people to sign up"
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"for your little green thing?"
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"Yeah, everybody's signing up for recycling."
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""Suck It," and "Yo Skanky Grandma.""
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"Nuzzadoosh?"
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"Say it a little faster."
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"Joe Nuzzadoosh?"
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""Jonah's a douche." Got it."
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"Why am I the only person who cares"
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"that the entire planet is falling apart?"
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"Oh, come on. You live for this stuff."
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"- What stuff? - You know, finding a cause,"
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"leading a movement, getting to say "unacceptable" a lot."
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"I'm sorry, I guess I didn't realize that humanitarianism"
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"was such a buzz kill. I guess that also means..."
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"- No, that's not what I mean. - I see."
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"You're just the Bono of the store?"
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"I didn't say I was Bono."
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"But it is kind of true though."
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"anybody here was Bono, it would be you."
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"I mean, I guess."
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"No, no, no, that's not... no, he made me..."
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"Aw, good talking to U2!"
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"- Get it? Like the letter U... - Yeah, I got it."
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"All right."
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"Well, it is shaping up in here."
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"I see you opted against the standing desk."
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"You just gonna join a gym instead?"
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"- What? - Did you say it was okay"
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"for Glenn's pastor to set up a booth in the store?"
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"Yeah, he's just handing out little plants."
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"Well, that's how it starts."
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"Then, next thing you know, cult leaders are handing out"
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"- Drink up, everybody! - That's a big, dark leap."
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"Look, it's fine. It's just this one time."
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"Plus, Glenn had already told him he could do it, so..."
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"Yeah, but you're the manager. You can't let Glenn"
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"start walking all over you."
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"You need to come down on him hard."
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"I think you just want to watch me yell at Glenn."
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"This has nothing to do with my personal feelings."
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"Would I enjoy watching you yell at Glenn?"
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"Of course I would."
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"Great question. No."
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"I think it would be more fun to be a spectator."
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"if you lost it all and it became physical?"
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"Of course not. Would it be our little secret?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Who switched the white coffee filters"
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"with the brown ones that taste like dirt?"
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"I did. The white filters contain dioxins which..."
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