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Clips from Friends - The One Where Heckles Dies (S02E02)

"Okay, Phoebe, this is it."
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"In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts."
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"A briefcase of facts, if you will."
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"Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old."
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"Before you even start, I'm not denying evolution."
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"It's just one of the possibilities."
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"It's the only possibility."
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"Didn't the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat?"
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"And up till 50 years ago, you thought the atom was the smallest thing..."
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"...until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out."
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"Are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant..."
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"...that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility..."
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"...that you could be wrong about this?"
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"There might be..."
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"...a teeny..."
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"...tiny..."
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"I can't believe you caved."
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"You just abandoned your whole belief system!"
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"Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you."
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"But..."
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"How are you gonna go into work tomorrow?"
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"How are you going to face the other science guys?"
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"That was fun. So who's hungry?"
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"I am."
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"Me too. Let me just get my coat."
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"What happened?"
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"It was an accident, I swear."
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"Oh, please, Monica! You've always hated my lamp!"
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"And now all of a sudden, it's just magically, it's just broken?"
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"Phoebe, tell her?"
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"I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket."
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"But I want to believe you."
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"Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp."
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"Neat."
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"Okay, you win."
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"Janice was my safety net, okay?"
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"And now I have to get a snake."
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"Why is that?"
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"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing."
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"You know, a hook."
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"Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face."
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"So I figure I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake.""
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"Crazy Snake Man."
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"Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies."
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"Kids will run past my place!"
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""Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!"
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"You won't end up alone."
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"I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me..."
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"...and then I bitch that there aren't any great women out there."
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"You have just described..."
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"...virtually every man that we've ever gone out with."
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"You are not a freak. You're a guy."
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"She's right."
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"You're no different than the rest."
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"You are totally different."
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"No, honey, in a wonderful way."
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"You know what you want now."
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"Most guys don't even have a clue."
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"You're ready to take risks, be vulnerable and intimate with someone."
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"You're not gonna end up alone."
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"You called Janice. That's how much you wanted to be with someone!"
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"- You've made it! - You're there!"
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"You are ready to make a commitment!"
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"Don't know about that!"
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"Something else that's not yours that you can break?"
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"It'll look good in our apartment."
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"Thank you."
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"You'll all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night."
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"This woman Allison from work. She is great."
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"She's pretty, she's smart. And I've been..."
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"...holding off asking her out in the past, because she has a..."
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"But I'm not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore."
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"Look at me. I'm growing."
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"You can't recycle yearbooks, can you?"
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"I'll take that."
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"You want his yearbook?"
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"Some people said nice things about him. Somebody should have it."
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"Gosh, this is so weird."
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"His whole life was in this apartment and now it's gone."
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"He was kind of a pain. He was, but he was a person."
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"You're all going to hell."
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"- Taking that with you, huh? - Oh, yeah."
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"You coming?"
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"In a second."
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"Goodbye, Mr. Heckles."
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"My major was useless."
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"How often do you look in the classifieds and see "Philosopher Wanted"?"
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"Sure."
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"My God, that's a big head!"
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"My head must look like a golf ball at work."
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"Don't get hung up on it. Quick! List five things you like about her."
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"Big head, big head, big head!"
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"Oh, Chandler!"
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"Look at this."
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"How are you going to face yourself?"
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"It's really not that big!"
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"That's it."
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"Give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky."
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"Never know."
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"Every year, all right?"
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"...he wants to leave all his earthly possessions..."
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"...that actually show the evolution of different species."
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"Look at this! My Big Book of Grievances."
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"No, Pheebs, we can't."
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"Bitter Town..."
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