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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ball (S05E05)

"Are you serious?"
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"Yeah, I realized it a half-hour ago, but I didn't wanna say anything..."
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"I think that's the first time I've ever missed a meal."
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"I think my pants are a little loose."
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"Listen, um, I bought something. I'm not sure she's gonna like it."
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"And it's gonna seem crazy..."
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"...but this is something I've wanted since I was a little girl."
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"You bought Shaun Cassidy."
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"Yeah."
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"- Oh, my God. What is it? - What the hell is that?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"- Yeah, how much? - Thousand bucks."
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"It's not a cat."
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"...and it was the sweetest thing."
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"I mean, it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and just purr all day long..."
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"Look, guys, I'm really excited about this, okay?"
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"I don't care what you think."
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"Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?"
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"Hey, do you wanna get something to eat or, uh..."
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"- Uh, the ball thing. - Yeah?"
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"...without dropping it?"
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"I have to pee."
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"Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it."
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"I know."
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"Hey, ladies. What are you in here for?"
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"- Gary, I am here to report a crime. - Yeah?"
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"It is a crime that you and I don't spend time together."
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"Ha, ha. What's up?"
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"Uh, well, I heard that you were thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you..."
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"Um, are you crazy?"
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"If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be, you know, living together."
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"Yeah, I considered that. I just know it'd make me happy."
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"- Chandler, what are you doing? - I'm trying to open your eyes, my man."
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"Don't you see? If you live with Phoebe, she is always gonna be there."
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"You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there."
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"You wake up and oh, yes, she's there."
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"I know. I can't wait."
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"Were your parents happy or something?"
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"I just wanna be around her as much as I can."
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"Wow, you know, when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary."
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"You know what?"
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"You move in with her. You move in right with her right now."
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"When they found the remains of the Mesozoic mastodon..."
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"...they discovered what appeared to be the remains..."
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"...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws."
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"How did it get there?"
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"Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night."
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"How do you know? You don't have a watch."
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"Guys, could you stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it?"
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"- What? - Whatever you do, do not drop that ball."
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"Really?"
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"Um, I don't feel very good."
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"Yes!"
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"- Hey, Rach. - Hey."
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"Check it out. Almost three hours without dropping it."
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"Wow, congratulations. That's quite a waste of time."
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"- Rach. - Yeah."
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"You have scratches all over you. What happened?"
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"You guys, this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat."
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"It's not sweet. It's not cute."
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"I even dragged a string on the ground..."
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"...and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me."
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"...I know it's saying, "Rachel.""
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"You paid $1000 for a cat when you owe me 300?"
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"- Yes, I did, and I think you should do it. - What?"
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"You are useless."
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"Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do..."
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"...and you can't even do that right. God."
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"- You look very pretty today. - Thanks. Okay."
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"Now, that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're staying still."
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"And staying still is good. Watch this."
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"- Phoebe? - Yeah?"
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"I want you to move in with me."
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"That is so sweet."
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"But don't you think that it's a little it's too soon?"
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"Oh."
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"I don't want us to jump into something that we're not ready for, you know."
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"Uh-huh."
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"I'm just worried it's gonna be a big mistake."
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"- Really? - Uh-huh."
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"Monica, stop throwing it so hard."
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"- All right. Let me in. - No, no. Don't do it."
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"What?"
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"He's a dropper."
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"Oh, yeah. That's right."
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"I'm not a dropper."
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"I give up, you guys. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing."
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"Baking it didn't help, huh?"
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"Well, they said they would, but would only give me store credit."
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"What am I gonna do, get a thousand regular cats?"
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"No, Mon, that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars..."
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"...I'm all scratched up..."
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"...and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand."
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"Oh, my God."
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"The cat's made my eyes water. Don't throw it to me."
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"Yeah, you almost overreacted to something."
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"Hey."
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"- We have great news. - We're moving in together. Isn't it great?"
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"- I know, I'm so excited. - So am I."
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"Well, you're not more excited than I am. No way. I'm the most excited. Ha."
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"I do really like him a lot..."
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"Why, do you write him a lot?"
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"No, I just heard when people live together..."
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"...they split the cost of stamps, don't they?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - That's right."
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"Oh! Oh."
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"Did you find any apartments in Brooklyn Heights?"
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"No, nothing."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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"As soon as something opens up, we'll move in."
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"Unless it doesn't have a pool. I need a pool."
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"- Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second? - Uh-huh."
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"So you, uh..."
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"You checked the Post?"
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"Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing."
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"- Can I get some water? - In a minute."
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"- You checked today's Post? - Um, yeah, today's."
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"Hmm. Because, uh, this is today's Post."
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"Brooklyn Heights, two bedrooms. Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom."
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"Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights."
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