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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"Well, at least you don't have to worry about me getting someone pregnant."
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"It's not a guy. We're doing this amazing song for sectionals..."
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"Well, you sing like a girl. You know, in a good way."
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"Look, Kurt."
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"You know, chicks doin' construction?"
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"Guys wearin' dress shoes with no socks?"
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"Didn't that girl from your high school just join the boys' wrestling team?"
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"Yes! Whoo!"
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"Yes, but her parents had to sue the school."
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"This is really gettin' you down, isn't it?"
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"I'm... full of ennui."
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"So it's... really getting you down?"
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"Yes."
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"You can't discriminate against my kid because of his sex..."
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"or the fact that he's queer as a three-dollar bill."
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"- And I won't accept it. - This isn't academics or athletics, Mr. Hummel."
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"You put on a blindfold and listen to my kid sing..."
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"and you will swear you're hearing Ronnie Spector."
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"I was just going to agree with you."
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"I know this is gonna be hard on you, Rachel..."
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"but I can't in good conscience preach about the importance of helping Artie..."
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"and then reject Kurt's request out of hand."
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"So you're giving him my part?"
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"Now, I can't just give him the part. That would be just as wrong."
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"But I can let him audition."
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"What do you mean, like a tryout? All right, that seems fair."
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"This is totally unfair. You gave me the part."
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"And I will give it to you again if you can sing the song better than Kurt."
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"Okay, this seems like a reasonable deal."
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"But how do I know this isn't just some show..."
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"to stop me from takin' a flamethrower to this place?"
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"Who's gonna judge?"
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"And in the spirit of full access, each of you is going to get a vote."
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"Whatever singer has the most votes gets the part."
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"This isn't gonna be about talent, Mr. Schuester. It's gonna be a popularity contest."
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"And I dress better than her."
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"Raise your right hand."
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"Your right hand, Brittany."
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"- It's this one. - Sorry."
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"Repeat after me. I promise to vote for whoever sings the song better."
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"I promise to vote for whoever sings the song better."
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"Good luck."
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"It's on."
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"All right, guys."
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"Maybe one of these days, you'll find a way..."
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"to create teaching moments without ruining my life."
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"Well, thank you, Principal Figgins. But actually..."
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"it's made me realize that there's only one wheelchair entrance in this school..."
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"and it's all the way in the far end of campus."
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"McKinley needs ramps."
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"No way. Those are what I call "lazy makers.""
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"They discourage our able-bodied students..."
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"from getting their proper exercise by using the stairs."
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"- What is she doing here? - Yes. What am I doing here?"
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"I have a Cheerios routine to polish that's gonna clinch us nationals."
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"I brought you two in here because both of you have a point."
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"Handicapped ramps are expensive, but inspiration is free."
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"Will, I'm so inspired by your stunt..."
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"that I'm insisting that Miss Sylvester do the same with the Cheerios."
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"- I beg your pardon? - Cheerios is not accessible, Sue."
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"I want to see a squad that reflects our community's diversity."
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"- Now, Glee Club held open auditions. - And everyone got in."
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"Now that Quinn Fabray is off the squad..."
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"you will hold open auditions to fill her slot."
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"And Mr. Schuester will monitor them to make sure that they're fair to all."
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"and ask them to show you what they can do."
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"And as soon as a cheerleader rolls herself out onto the field in a wheelchair..."
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"she becomes decidedly less effective at cheering people up."
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"- It's just a fact. - No, Sue."
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"Maybe somebody at the school will surprise you."
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"Cupcake?"
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"Cupcakes suck. That's why we're not selling any."
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"It's not about the cupcakes. It's about us."
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"Nobody wants to buy from losers."
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"We're in Glee Club and in wheelchairs."
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"She has a point. Six months ago..."
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"Oh, my God. What is she doing?"
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"I actually think they're kind of friends."
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"Brittany's always cheating off her test papers in math class."
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"See so many? And look how pretty they are, Becky."
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"Wow!"
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"Brittany, you're supposed to be in your wheelchair."
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"I lost it."
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"Are you a cheerleader? It's so cool."
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"So is buying a cupcake. That's really cool."
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"- But I don't have any money. - That's okay. I have some."
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"Thank you."
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"Thanks."
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"So how much do we have now?"
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"Well, with this one dollar, we have one dollar."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"- Maybe if we put a jellybean on top, we'd sell more. - Are you an idiot?"
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"How am I supposed to trust you to take care of our baby..."
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"when you can't even figure out how to sell a damn cupcake?"
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"I'm trying! Stupid wheelchair!"
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"Just give 'em a chance to express themselves."
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"I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies."
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"McKinley! Hey, hey! McKinley!"
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"- Hey, hey... - No."
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"No."
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"You're not serious, are you?"
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"Tell me you're not serious."
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"No!"
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"Freak!"
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"Okay, I've been at this for an hour. That's all I promised."
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"Sue, there's just one more person on the list. Give her a shot."
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"- Becky Johnson. - Jackson."
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"Jackson."
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"Be nice, Sue."
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"I heard that you do a routine with jump ropes."
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"I wanted to show you what I could do."
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"Becky, I'm gonna stop you right there."
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"You're in. Be at practice tomorrow at 4:00 p.m. Congratulations."
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"- What are you up to, Sue? - I'm just following orders, Will."
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"I'm doing what I was told. And I found myself a brand-new Cheerio."
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"You're up to something."
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"I don't like this, Sue."
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"I'm just saying, she has a point. You are kind of an idiot."
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"Nice support, dude. Whatever happened to "bros before ho's"?"
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"You've got a baby on the way, bro, and you haven't done spit to take care of it."
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