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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Ornithophobia Diffusion (S05E05)

"I totally get it."
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"- Uh, I'm sorry. Get what? - Don't worry about it."
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"- No, no. I wanna know what you told her. - That's kind of between me and..."
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"- Laura. - Laura."
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"Oh, okay, I see. So while he was telling you things..."
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"Not just for Halloween."
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"Hey, pal."
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"You didn't see me telling Kevin that you thought cold wars..."
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"...were only fought in winter."
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"Okay, then I'll return the favor..."
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"- ...and I won't tell... - Laura."
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"...Laura that half the dirty movies you own are animated."
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"When you were telling Kevin about your acting career..."
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"...did you mention your long-running role as waitress..."
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"...in a local production of The Cheesecake Factory?"
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"Did you tell her about your lucky asthma inhaler?"
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"Oh, yeah? Spell asthma."
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"A-S..."
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"Take me home."
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"Maybe I'm not done hanging out..."
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"You're right, it's getting late."
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"It's remarkable."
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"All that time spent in fear. For what?"
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"He's magnificent."
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"Ah! Oh, dear. I just realized I haven't offered you a beverage."
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"Aw, it's just like my grandma with her parrot."
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"And after she lost her marbles, with her remote control."
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"My phone's on the desk over there. Take a picture of us together."
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"If you were a dove, I'd call you Lovey Dovey."
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"Oh, who am I kidding? This isn't a moment for strict adherence to the literal."
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"Maybe we should put up posters."
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"Yes, it should have a big picture of him and the words:"
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""Is this your bird? Not anymore.""
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"We're gonna have so much fun together."
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"You can carry messages to all my enemies."
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"And, um..."
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"I can tie a string to your leg and fly you like a kite."
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"If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow."
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"One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck."
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"It was both tragic and hysterical."
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"Nonsense. No, Lovey Dovey doesn't sleep in a cage."
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"No, Lovey Dovey sleeps in his very own nest..."
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"...which I'm going to get off the window sill and put in my room."
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"Isn't that right, L.D.?"
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"No."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Come back, Lovey Dovey. This is your home now."
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"I already ordered 20 pounds of bird feed off of Amazon."
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"- He's gone. - I'm sorry, Sheldon."
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"How could he do this to me?"
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"Okay, so we went out, saw a movie..."
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"...met some nice people, said horrible things about each other in public."
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"All in all, a pretty magical night."
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"Okay, I'm not innocent in all this, but you basically called me stupid..."
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"...you asthmatic dumb-ass."
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"I know, uh, I crossed the line. And I'm sorry."
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"And no, no, uh, I really mean it. It's not like when we were going out..."
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"...I'd just apologize for everything so we could end up in bed."
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"This is a 100 percent "sex is off the table" I'm sorry."
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"All right. Thank you. I'm sorry too."
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"Just to be clear, sex is off the table, right?"
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"Way off."
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"Maybe we're not ready to hang out as friends."
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"I don't know. Up until the last part..."
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"...I was enjoying take-charge Leonard with a little backbone."
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"Picking the movie, knowing what he wants, a little cocky."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Well, then, I'm putting sex back on the table."
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"Hmm, maybe I like it."
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"If that's what you like, I can be that guy. I'll be anything you want me to be."
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"Good night, Leonard."
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"I had a weird night."
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"Mine was great."
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"I'm going to be a mommy."
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