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Clips from South Park - Margaritaville (S13E13)

"i'd like to return this margaritaville please."
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"margaritaville ?"
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"my dad bought it on a payment plan"
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"that was set up by a finance company"
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"oh, that makes sense."
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"you see, son, we lumped thousands of these"
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"into margaritaville-based securities,"
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"then chopped those securities up in a way"
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"so i can return it to a bank ?"
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"on their margaritavilles so the government had to buy"
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"the margaritaville assets from the banks."
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"just talk to the treasury department in dc."
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"oh, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell !"
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"the economy is not a supernatural,"
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"all-knowing entity."
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"the economy is just an idea made up by people"
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"the economy is not real"
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"and yet it is real."
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"nowadays they'll give credit cards"
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"it is an american express platinum card."
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"it has no spending limit."
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"this is only plastic."
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"truly meaningless until we put our faith in it."
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"it is only plastic cards and paper money."
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"by all reports..."
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"he is still going around convincing people"
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"to have faith in the economy by shopping."
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"we've done everything we can"
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"and yet the economy has not improved."
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"poor bart here just lost his job"
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"our tireless work is obviously being undermined"
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"why does he go around pretending to know"
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"the true will of the economy ?"
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"perhaps, he is the economy's only son, sent to save us."
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"are you retarded, stotch ?!"
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"the economy is omnipotent,"
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"which means it can do anything."
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"so saying it would be limited to one son"
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"is fucking stupid !"
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"well, then there's only one option."
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"we have to kill the jew."
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"yep, i think we gotta kill the jew."
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"i don't know."
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"( high-pitched screeching )"
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"is grand theft auto: chinatown wars"
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"for hand-held nintendo ds."
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"uh, how can we help you, young man ?"
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"set up by a finance company that got investors from wall street"
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"who combined it into securities sold to banks"
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"oh, that makes sense."
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"ahghgh !"
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"no problem."
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"we can determine your property's value"
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"and we'll be done."
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"( screech & thump )"
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"excellent news, sir."
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"we've determined the investment value"
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"of your margaritaville to be $90 trillion."
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"what ?!"
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"hey, what's the matter, kyle ?"
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"you seem b-b-bummed out."
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"i just have a feeling this might be the last time"
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"we get to do this."
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"i can't just hide my whole life, butters."
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"and besides, i have this strange feeling"
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"that one of you is gonna totally betray me."
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"all right, whoever is thinking of betraying kyle,"
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"that is not cool."
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"that's freakin' lame, dude."
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"kyle's trying to get the economy going again."
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"if somebody's thinking of stabbing him in the back,"
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"( clearing throat )"
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"go ahead, kyle."
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"whoever it might happen to be..."
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"i'm not giving him the opportunity."
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"tomorrow i'm going to do something."
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"something i've known i would have to do"
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"to restore people's faith."
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"kyle, please, for f-f-f-fuck's sake,"
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"there's no choice any more, guys."
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"i don't understand !"
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"how can this stupid thing be worth $90 trillion ?!"
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"what, you think it's worth more ?"
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"no, dude, that doesn't make sense !"
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"well, you don't get $90 trillion"
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"but the chart says that's what it's worth."
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"uh-oh, problem ! problem again !"
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"what is it now ?"
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"okay, no problem, we better consult the chart !"
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"sirs, another insurance company is going under !"
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"( kazoo playing )"
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"( dinging )"
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"the most prudent move is a bailout !"
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"bailout the insurance company !"
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"it's a miracle."
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"why would someone do this ?"
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"there, look."
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"it's the jew."
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"somehow he got a platinum amex with no spending limit."
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"what's he doing ?"
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"he's paying for everyone's debts."
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"hey, thanks, kid, this is really nice of you."
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"but that's impossible."
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"so that people have money to spend."
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"kyle-- kyle, you have to stop this !"
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"it's okay, ma."
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"no, kyle, you'll be in debt for the rest of your life !"
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"please, somebody, get him to stop !"
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"uh, there's about $17,000 worth here."
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"( groaning )"
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"he paid for our debts so we could spend once more."
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"he's dead."
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"no, he's just passed out."
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"we should get him to bed."
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"for the first time in almost a year"
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"the economy in south park has taken a small"
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"but noticeable upturn."
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"stores and shopping malls are open again"
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"as newly debt-free people feel safe to make purchases."
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"wow, the new margaritaville !"
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