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Clips from South Park - Margaritaville (S13E13)

"* gonna leave my woes behind *"
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"* and meet some friends of mine *"
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"do i really have to do this, dad ?"
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"you need to understand the importance of saving money."
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"but grandma said i could use this money"
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"okay, next please !"
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"go on, stanley."
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"how can i help you, young man ?"
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"i got a $100 check from my grandma"
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"well, that's fantastic."
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"we can put that check in a money-market mutual fund,"
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"then we'll reinvest the earnings into"
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"foreign-currency accounts"
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"with compounding interest and it's gone !"
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"it's gone, it's all gone."
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"not anymore you don't-- poof."
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"well, what can i do to get back my--"
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"i'm sorry, sir, but this line is for"
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"bank members only."
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"do you have any money invested with this bank ?"
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"then please stand aside"
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"for people who actually have money with us."
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"next please !"
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"hey !"
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"hello, mrs. farnickle, how are you today ?"
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"making a deposit are we ?"
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"great, we can just put that into your retirement account"
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"and make it go to work for you and it's gone."
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"what ?"
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"sorry, yeah, that's gone."
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"please step aside for people who actually"
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"have money with the bank."
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"you already lost his money ?"
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"oh, mr. marsh,"
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"aaaand it's gone !"
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"this line is for people who have money with the bank only."
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"please step aside !"
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"( announcer ) this is a 9 news special report."
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"an economic crisis has hit south park"
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"and the nation like never before."
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"leaving thousands of people in debt."
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"it's just crazy, you know ?"
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"everyone's affected by it."
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"it's like all the money just vanished."
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"it's really terrifying."
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"we've got no money to pay our mortgage now."
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"we could very easily lose our house."
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"first the money started goin'"
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"and now everyone's gettin' laid off work !"
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"they took our jobs !"
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"derk er derrrrrr !"
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"deeerkerrdrrr ! deeerkerrrrrrdrrrr !"
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"we'll have the rest of dan's interview tonight at 10."
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"oh, jesus christ."
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"sliced hot dogs and tomato slices ?!"
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"you said we had to be careful with our money."
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"i've got nothing for a food budget !"
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"mom, dad, how come there's suddenly no money ?"
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"i'll tell you what happened, son."
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"see, there's a bunch of idiots out there"
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"they wanted a bigger house and materialistic things"
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"that they didn't even need--"
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"people with no money who got loans to buy frivolous things"
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"they had no business buying."
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"and these assholes just blindly started buying"
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"any stupid thing that looked appealing"
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"because they thought money was endless."
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"it goes back to when the government had the idea"
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"so we have people having a hard time paying their loans,"
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"meaning less money coming in."
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"all this frivolous spending they were mocking the economy."
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"and they made the economy very angry."
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"we're all feeling the economy's vengeance"
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"because of materialistic heathens"
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"who did stupid things with their money."
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"yeah, i think i get it."
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"and so why is our economy failing us ?"
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"because the government kept interest rates"
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"too low for too long !"
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"the government took our economy for granted"
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"and now we are all here paying the price !"
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"... and so i say to you,"
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"do not listen to the wall street brokers,"
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"for th are the ones who put us in this situation !"
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"fat cats with corporate greed."
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"they are the ones who knowingly drove us down this pathway..."
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"it is the jews--"
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"covetous jews, who have taken all our money"
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"and hoarded it for themselves,"
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"hidden all the cash in some... secret jew cave"
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"it is the jews, my friends..."
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"from person to person."
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"but the fault lies in all of you."
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"you, who bought that $300,000 house"
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"even though only two people in your home drive."
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"it is time to stop pointing fingers !"
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"we have mocked our economy,"
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"and now the economy has cast its vengeance upon us all."
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"he's right."
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"yea, it is an angry and unforgiving economy."
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"to repent, we must stop frivolous spending."
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"instead of paying for cable, let us watch clouds !"
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"instead of buying clothes, wear but sheets from thine beds !"
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"cut spending to only the bare essentials:"
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"water and bread and margaritas, yea."
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"hello, young man, welcome to sur la table."
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"can i help you ?"
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"oh, that's all we get anymore, returns."
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"could you please just put the receipt here"
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"on this table ?"
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"sorry, our computers are a little slow today."
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"oh, i'm sorry, sir, i'd like to give you a refund"
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"but i'm afraid it's not doable."
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"what ?"
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"i said i'm not able, sir."
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"you see, this margaritaville was purchased"
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"well, an outside financing company"
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"handles those payment plans."
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"hmm... that's improbable but not impossible."
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"i'm not really sure how it works."
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