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Clips from South Park - Not Funny (S20E20)

"Lots of people, 'cause it's, like,"
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"going to ruin their freedom of speech or something."
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"Mr. Slave, this is all very complicated diplomatic stuff, okay?"
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"You can't just go bombing other countries."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ. You're such a little bitch."
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"Oh, I'm a bitch, huh?"
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"I happen to be president, bitch!"
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"You're a little bitch president."
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"I'm not scared!"
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"My advisors have told me that I..."
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"Yeah, you're scared."
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"If I decide a military strike on Denmark is warranted, then I will..."
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"You don't have the balls to bomb them, pussy."
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"Pussy ass bitch. [Bleep] you."
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"Oh... You... Oh, okay!"
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"You think so, huh?"
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"Well, watch this, you gay asshole!"
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"Bomb Denmark!"
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"Sir?"
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"The Troll Trace building and the whole [bleep] thing..."
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"Whatever it is, get the missiles ready!"
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"- All right! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"Hello!"
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"[Humming]"
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"I mean what are you doing calling my girlfriend funny?"
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"You better back off!"
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"You don't even know her!"
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"You haven't spent any time with her!"
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"You're just saying it!"
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"How do you even know she's funny?!"
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"Well, 'cause you keep telling everyone she is."
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"Butters, Heidi is everything to me."
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"If you try and take her, I swear to God, I will..."
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"I want nothing to do with girlfriends."
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"I know what girlfriends do."
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"They make you feel the happiest you ever felt."
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"Then they crawl up inside of you and..."
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"poop on your heart."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"That's how it ends, Eric."
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"Girls get you to feel for them,"
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"make you think they're the best thing in the world,"
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"and then they leave, move on to the next thing,"
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"and you're left there, crying,"
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"with your heart covered in poop."
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"Not Heidi."
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"She's different."
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"She's really smart."
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"And really funny."
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"Sure, buddy."
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"Sure."
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""Officials have stated that"
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"all communication with Denmark has ended"
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"- Yay! - "The president stated that since the...""
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"Get off that computer!"
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"Mom, we were just using it to look at the news."
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"I don't care. I said no computers!"
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"You kids are addicted to the Internet!"
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"You're sick, and you're addicted!"
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"It's changed your brother."
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"I'm not against you, Mom."
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"You are!"
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"Your father goes away on business,"
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"and all you do is defy me at every turn!"
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"Do you understand?!"
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"- Y-Yes, Mom. - Yes, Mom."
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"And when your father gets home from Denmark,"
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"you two are both going in for counseling."
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"- Denmark?! - Denmark?!"
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"The government sent him over there to do paralegal training,"
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"so it would have been nice"
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"if you could have shown a little support."
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"Oh, shit."
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"[Whimpering]"
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"Oh, God."
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"Will somebody shut him up?"
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"Skank. Skank, get ahold of yourself."
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"You were right, Dildo,"
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"when you said I was a dick,"
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"when you called me an asshole."
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"I am."
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"And now I'm gonna die alone, just like you said."
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"[Crying]"
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"Come on. You're not an asshole."
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"You said I was, though, 'cause I only trolled to be funny."
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"is just sort of how you deal with serious subjects."
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"Really?"
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"You don't think I'm a bad person?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"All you guys, I'm sorry."
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"- That's okay. - That's okay."
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"Excuse me. Hello?"
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"Could I please speak to the person in charge?"
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"I have something to say."
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"Please, just for a moment?"
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"Bring him to the conference room."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Dude, I am so not getting this."
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"She's always been really smart before."
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"And hilarious."
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"It's happened to all of us."
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"Nobody's been duped!"
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"Stop trying to suggest she's being manipulative."
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"The truth is girls hate us, Eric."
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"They're sick of our shit."
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"And one day, they plan to make us obsolete,"
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"stick us underground where we just get milked for our semen."
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"Boys' only hope is to start over on Mars."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Heidi is the smartest, funniest person I've ever met!"
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"And I'll prove it to everybody!"
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"Gerald: Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much for talking to me."
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"I just really need to get something off my chest."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I have had the biggest epiphany about"
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"the damage I've done, the people I've hurt,"
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"but the fact of the matter is I'm not really a troll."
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"I actually have a job. I'm a lawyer."
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"I've got a loving wife and great kids."
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"Um, I've got a family that really misses me and needs me."
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